A/N: Thanks for the reviews! It's been a fun ten chapters. This is the longest story I've ever written...well, You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight is longer, but it's not a story. Anyway, read and love this final chapter. I hope it's good.

Chapter 10

All of them

"What do we have here?" Jasper asked with a giant grin.

"Pot." Rosalie smirked.

"Fresh pot." Emmett added.

All eight of them climbed into the trailer, their eyes taking in the growing plants that surrounded it.

"They're everywhere…" Nessie said with astonishment.

"The more for us to sell…I mean take in for evidence." Jacob said.

"First, we have to take those guys in." Bella pointed out, her fingers waving at the two criminals that were growing the stuff.

"Edward!" Alice said. "You've proven yourself to be the best cop out of all of us…so go and well you know…cop."

Edward sighed. "Fine…"

Edward had success cuffing the first guy, but when it came time for the second one, it didn't go exactly like he had planed.

"Don't come any closer!" Guy number two yelled.

"Oh shit he has a gun!" Alice squealed and then hid behind Jasper.

"Everyone scatter!" Jacob shouted while grabbing Nessie by the arm and pulling her under a table with him.

"Rosalie! I'll save you this time!" Emmett cried while throwing himself into a protective position in front of her.

Bella didn't say anything as she wrapped her arms around Edward and held on for dear life.

Once again, Edward sighed. "You idiots! We're all voraciously strong mythical creatures!"

Nobody moved.

"Andwe've got guns too!" Edward reminded, looking exasperated.

"Oh yeah…" Jasper said while pulling his out. "I've been waiting to use this for the longest time!"

"He probably doesn't even know how." Guy number one said from his handcuffed position in a chair.

Guy number two laughed while he pointed his weapon. "I'm going to shoot each and everyone of – OW!"

Everyone froze when there was a gunshot. The bullet pierced through the guy's shoulder, causing him to drop his own gun.

"Rosalie!" Jasper shouted. "I was supposed to shoot him!"

Rosalie shrugged. "Well what the fuck did you want me to do? Stand here and wait for him to shoot me!?"

"I was going to save you!" Emmett yelled.

"Well, it took you long enough!" Rosalie shot back.

"Now I'm never going to get to shoot someone." Jasper whined. "Alice, yell at her!"

Alice rolled her eyes. "How could you, Rose? …How could you shoot that guy and save our lives!" She yelled sarcastically.

Jasper huffed, Alice shook her head.

"Shoot that guy…" Jacob suggested once he crawled out from under the table, his finger pointing towards guy number one.

"Jake…he didn't do anything." Nessie said.

Jacob shrugged. "Nobody has to know that."

A wicked smile grew on Jasper's face. "Can I?"

"No…" Emmett, his arms now wrapped around Rosalie for protection.

"Dude, get off me!" Rosalie yelled, while she cuffed guy number two.

"I'm scared…" he whispered.

"Well I have to shoot something; if I can't, then I'm going to shoot Rosalie." Jasper said.

"Oh, come on!" she said.

"Well it wouldn't be wrong if he were to…I don't know try and hurt us…" Edward said. "And if you were defending yourself."

Jasper nodded, his eyes now landing on everyone. "Okay…so everyone knows the story? He got free and pulled a gun on us."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"I never did that!" Guy number one shouted.

"Too bad." Jasper said while his finger pulled the trigger, the bullet now entering guy number one's shoulder.

"That was rude." Nessie said while hiding her eyes on Jacob's shoulder.

Jasper shrugged. "You were the one who chewed up your mother's uterus."

"But she's fine now, isn't she?" Nessie countered.

"So is everyone happy now?" Bella interrupted, finally letting go of Edward.

Everyone nodded.

"Hey, I wonder if vampires can get high." Jasper said. Emmett looked thoughtful.

"Okay then…let's try and smoke some of this weed." He grinned.

At that moment, there was banging on the door, causing everyone to jump alert.

"Oh shit…" Jacob said.

Before anyone could stand up the door flew open, the Chief of police now entering. Everyone quickly straightened up, making it look like they weren't going to do anything.

Slowly he made his way inside, pointing at each and everyone of them. "You're all fired!"

Without an explanation or any further thoughts he left the trailer. Everyone sat in silence their eyes all casting on each other, until finally they all burst into a laugh, even Edward.

"Well…we lasted longer then I thought we would." Emmett said through laughter.

"Yeah..." Bella agreed, "Longer than Wal-Mart."

"Shall we continue?" Jasper asked while pulling the door closed.

"Lets!" Rosalie agreed.

As they all stayed in the dungy trailer and smoked up, the rest of Seattle managed to get a better sleep.

The End.

A/N: Well, that's what would happen if the Cullens became cops. LOL. Anyway, review.