Tropical © iCopy
Itachi's weather cast idea © Shodai on Naruto Forums
Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto
"Sasuke!" Karin shouted, "We're surrounded." "What's the situation?" Sasuke asked. "...we're surrounded…" Karin repeated herself. "Uh….erm….Juugo! Umm….I'll take care of this myself!!" Sasuke blabbed as he ran outside. "Sasuke Uchiha, you're under arrest, if you do not comply, we are forced to take action!" Sasuke looked like he was about to poo all over himself. "Fear me haxxed sharingan!!" he yelled activating his star crap looking emoringan. Samui ran towards Sasuke. Sasuke in fear started yelling and throwing shuriken. They all flew past Samui by yards. "AHAHA! I got you now!" Sasuke yelled with delight, unknowing that every single shot had missed.
'That kid has lost it…' Raikage thought as he stood there watching. As Samui neared Sasuke, she flung dirt into his eyes. "NOA NO NOOAA!! AHHH!!" Sasuke shrieked. "My eyes, my overpowered eyes!!" Samui kicked Sasuke to the ground. The other ninja's flung to beat him up, but water had risen when they weren't paying attention, and had started distracting the ninja's. Juugo flung Sasuke over his shoulder, grabbed Karin's hand and ran for it. When the water quickly disappeared, there was no trace of Team Hawk left.
6:30 AM flashed the alarm clock. Naruto yawned as he got out of bed. "Kakashi! Good morning!!" Kakashi jerked up in surprise. He glared at Naruto and went to take a shower. Naruto sat on the bed looking pleased with himself. After a few seconds he stood up and walked toward the television to turn it on.
'and that will be all with today's report from the Raikage.' "Awe c'mon man! Shit I missed it." 'Now the weather forecast with Uchiha Itachi.' –Pause- "Today's skies will be crystal clear in the morning, but will cloud up towards the afternoon with mid range 80's all day. Thirty percent chance of precipitation tonight to tomorrow morning. The entire week afterward will be cloudy all day with mid range 70's. Thanks for your time listening." '…' "PSST...Deidara, you're up!" "Huh? Oh shoot, thanks Ita-kun!...Ahem, today Akatsuki Power Co. will be performing experiments, please watch out for explosions and falling ash." Deidara spoke as Itachi pulled him out of the scene. "Heheheh! I'll be hoping nothing dangerous happens today! " Shiro continued the broadcast.
Naruto turned off the T.V. whilst turning on Kakashi's laptop. He walked over to the kitchen table and grabbed a few Sun Daily chips. "Naruto! Don't eat chips for breakfast. I made some sandwiches yesterday." Kakashi exclaimed as he walked over to the fridge. "Kya! Kakashi!! Get dressed before walking in on me!" Naruto yelled as he grabbed a sandwich putting down the chips. "…" 'We're living together aren't we; you'd think he'd start getting used to seeing me naked.' Kakashi thought as he left to dress.
Naruto started up Firefox and searched up today's newscast. He found it within seconds, and while waiting for it to load, he inhumanly chucked down the sandwich.
'Good morning Konoha! Last night the Free Sasuke mob was raging, meanwhile Uchiha Sasuke still hadn't been captured. Haruno Sakura and her police force were trying to keep the commotion down, and with precision, broke apart the riot before things got too wild.'
"Good job Sakura." Naruto said. Kakashi walked in and sat down next to Naruto starting to eat his sandwich. He watched the newscast with Naruto. Kakashi laughed at Sasuke's failure.
--Owari--