A/N: HEY PEOPLES! MY REVIEWERS ASKED FOR MORE HUMOR AND HARRYISHNESS. SO, THIS CHAOTER WILL BE FROM HARRY'S POINT OF VIEW, TALKING TO RON. PLEASE EXCUSE MY SPELLING. SPELL CHECK IS BROKEN AND THE DICTONARY LONG GONE.

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22 years after the Deathly Hallows.

"Ring!Ring!' I scamperd around Grimwald Place to pick up the phone. After a few seconds of digging through a pile of old junk, I managed to yank the phone from the receiver.

"Hello?" my voice sounded rasp as my heart rate began to slow down to normal again.

"Hey,mate!"the jolly voice I had heard so many time before sprang into the phone.

'Hey,Ron! Whats new with you?"

"Nothing much, you know-kids at school, working on the house,Hermione yelling at me for now picking up my clothes-everything normal."

"Cool! How is Hermione, anyway?"

"She's great, never better as she use to always say,remember?"

'Of coarse! How could I freget? She told us that for the first time after I got out of the hospital wing."

"Oh, yeah!I remember! Bloody hell that was some chess game! We could have died from it! Then you on the broom with the evil keys comming after you!"

"Yeah, the devils snare is what schocked me."

"Thank goodness for Hermione mate! Without her we could be in big trouble."

"It's a good thing you have her then. She'll always help you get back on track."

"Yeah, I gu-"

"Hang on a minute, Ron. I see a spider crawling across the room."

"Did you say spider?" his tone was wimp, and his voice shaky and high pitched.

" That reminds me of the time we followed the spiders. You know- Aragog.We were almost killed then too!"

"Yes, I remember that too vividly." his voice was still high pitched.

'Oh! And that time in the Forbidden Forrest with Hagrid.'

"Mate, you were almost killed everywhere you went."

'Not everywhere.'

"Name one place that you didn't risk the fate of death."

"Alright, the bathroom.'

"You could have drowned in a toilet."

"Who drowns in a toilet?"

"I don't know, Moaning Mertial, but she doesn't count since shes already dead. I have an idea, since we're on the topic of death lets make a list. All the times we or you almost were killed.Just for the fun of it since we have a bunch of thime to spare."

"Ok, lets start out with first year."

"Remember when Querial let the troll out in the dungon?"

"Yeah, and I saved you from being killed!"

"Yeah, also that time we almost get eaten by Fluffy!"

" Mate, how 'Bout that time we got detention with Filtch for being out of be- the Forbidden Forrest at night, CREEPY!"

"Yeah, we were visiting Hagrid. Norbert(a) hatched that night! We could have died from that!"

"Mate, thats as much rubbish as drowning in a toilet!"

"Ok, but how about flying me broom for the first time?"

"I thought I had lost my best bud that day, Hermione on the other hand thought you were an idiot."

"Why am I not suprised?"

"Hey, mate. I gotta go or Hermione is going to kill me. I left the stove burning again. How do muggles survive without magic?"

"No idea. Hey! Why don't the two of you come over for supper Saturday?"

"Sounds great, we'll be there!"

I hung up the phone, and let myself get lost in thought.