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"I am not sure; I do believe we should help Sarutobi-"
"Too late…" With that all eyes were on the blue haired woman. "Never mind." She didn't like the stairs and the sudden pull back obviously gave that away, "I think we should just try and settle things at the stadium, the sooner we get back and prove we are here the better. I don't know about you but Shinigami-teme told me that the snake has no control over me and he is letting me be for the time being." She didn't really need an answer from him, she had known him since she was a kid and when nothing came from the blond she knew that he was told the same thing. "I don't know how much time we have here but I don't plan on going too soon. I missed out on soo much as is and when I do come back there is some mishap going on."
"Mishap this is war!" Some Chunnin yelled instantly earning himself a glare from the purple eyed woman.
"This is nothing to war punk…you didn't live through the second and third shinobi wars, those were wars. When you had no allies and you were not only fighting for yourself or the village but for those you loved. Yes men died today but that just proves that Konoha is getting weaker for some reason… I am not saying anything bad about Sarutobi-sensei but he was always a slight push over and I told him many times when I was a Gennin that it was going to hurt him…" The kunoichi looked down and bit her lip, she wasn't sure if she should tell the shinobi standing before her about his passing…seeing as they didn't already know. What gave it away was that she couldn't hear his heartbeat and when she had arrived minutes prior she could sense the Shinigami.
". . ." No one said anything as some shinobi ran over, a silver haired man with a wave like hair pattern that seemed to defy gravity, some black haired male smoking, and some bob cut black haired spandex wearing man…as the blue haired kunoichi would like to have said aloud in slight confusion.
"Tomorrow there will be funeral for."
"Those who died and Sarutobi sensei." The blue haired kunoichi finished, which turned the three's attention to her. But was quickly taken off of when they saw the blond behind her weapons came out. "I didn't think the village was degraded so bad that they would turn on their own Kage. If you must know Orochimaru brought us back but has no control over us…he will not be taking the title as Kage until we go to trial and proven that we are who we saw we are and we will be under strict and constant watch by the best ranking shinobi in the village…I don't know if the Anbu is up and running but if they are I would conclude that it would be by them, I also need to turn in a mission report that killed myself years ago, and we will be taken under interrogation so you guys can attempt to prove that we are not whom we appear, then there will be the whole fact that Blondaime's kid back here will have to be told about his parents and his now living father…and I will have to talk to my cousin and what not about my being alive…just keep that damn perverted old man away from me and there shouldn't be any problems." She then sighed and stretched before looking the silver haired man straight in the eye, "did I miss anything?"
Of course she knew she hadn't she had gone through this so many times before with previous shinobi who couldn't come back to the village right after the wars ended that she had it memorized, it was kinda sad in her eyes but she didn't mind too much, it just meant that she proved something that obviously other shinobi wouldn't know and that she had some knowledge of how the village runs…erm ran.
Everyone seemed to look at one another for what seemed like hours before the Jounin nodded and walked up to the blue haired kunoichi and blond. "Don't think you are touching me, I can smell Jiraiya on you Kakashi and if he has started the novel series I say years ago I lost all respect for you. For that would be why a book covered in his scent is in your weapons pouch." Ayako said grinning. Which in turn made all eyes turn onto the Jounin who seemed to only huff and walk over to his sensei, "we can
start with interrogation now and you can ask him how he got that cut in his inner thigh," all eyes were on him as she turned around and grinned, "for I am quite curious myself and I am sure if the hospital…" A short pause, she had gotten used to working there and was going to be pissed if that degraded as well, "hasn't lost shit."
"Mouth." The Blond Fourth Hokage replied blushing though not all could tell.
"Go to hell." The blue haired kunoichi snapped.
"Already been there." He replied with a sigh as Kakashi, Gai and Kurunai's team walked up.
"Touché…" Ayako said as she and the fourth Froze, she found it odd seeing her grandparents only looking a hell of a lot younger. "Haruno and Yamanaka step forward." The two girls she had mistaken for her grandparents stood forward and the kunoichi frowned. "Alright thanks." She mumbled before looking at what she could have sworn was a frickin Minato Mini mii. She first glanced at him before having to perform a double take and dash over at the blond. "Holly shit a mini fucken Mina!" She yelled.
"Mouth!" The Fourth yelled rubbing his temples.
"Bet you haven't heard this one." Ayako growled back as she held the blonds cheeks glaring back at the 'senior.'
"Amuse me."
"Go fuck a duck in the ocean." She spoke slowly and clearly, to the point where Neji and Sasuke snickered, Sakura and Ino looked disapprovingly at the blue haired woman, Naruto gave her a questioning look, while Lee went on about what she meant, and Tenten made mental note to not piss her off and Hinata blushed. As for Ayaka's teammates…they cracked up laughing.
"Just like good old times." Anko spoke before busing out in laughter.
"And the remarks just get better and better." Kotetsu added as he laughed while Izumo looked at his sensei chuckling and shaking his head.
"How could you talk to-" One of the Chunnin started before Kakashi shook his head.
"They knew each other since they were kids, there is no way you will get her not to talk to him like that…or not to cuss period."
"Hey Kashi…" Ayako grinned looking now at the silver haired man as a couple of the Gennin looked at him a little confused as to why he replied to that name.
"Yes sensei."
"You can join your sensei in that duck fucking…" Now her team was cracking up along with Asuma who was chuckling and Gai who was talking about how her youth bloomed. "And you spandex man with a mini me…what the hell is with you and youth if you love it so much…-" Before she could finish her comment she had worked on while she was dead the fourth in a flash came up behind her and slapped her mouth shut. "Bmmmaftseeirod" (translation: Bastard) the blue haired woman muffled.
"I thought she would never shut up." Sasuke commented, which indeed pissed off the blue haired woman who bit, yes she bit the fourth and was going to start on a rant if her team hadn't tackled her to the floor. Kakashi had to think about it for a minute before he explained what was going on.
"You see Aya over here hates Uchiha's, she has a whole list of problems with them Sasuke. And one of them is their disrespect, which leads to them not being able to obtain more power. She is the second generation of the Sannin and seeing as Takashi and Ryuu are missing she is the best shot you got of being trained by a Sannin."
"I might as well work with the fourth." Sasuke commented as the group struggled to hold the Tsunade in training.
"I hate to admit it but when I can't use speed she kicks my butt," The Fourth spoke rubbing the back of his neck which turned all attention (the Gennin at least and maybe some Chunnin) to the blue haired woman who was yelling gibberish about Kami knows what. "Sometimes she has even beaten me when I can use my speed, a Sannin with the Houkou is a pretty good deal. She knows how to use all five elements…-clonk-" Shutting up the fourth was a pebble the woman had thrown at him that sent him to the floor.
"Dumbass there are enemies still here, just tell them all my secrets…and I won't be in the village for too long." She stated as she shrugged (hurled) the others off in a swift (brutally painful) motion. "I have a lot of unfinished business with the Sand, the Kaku and my blood village."
"Blood village?" Sakura questioned, the Sannin could tell that no one there knew about it and decided that she might as well say something so they didn't look like too big of idiots.
"I was born in Konoha of course, seeing as well my…oh you all don't know that. Erm well you all who were with me early know what I am talking about, but that is not my 'blood' village, many take the fathers last name and village but in my case I took my mothers' mother's maiden sir name. The wolf village that you hear in your fairytails and what not is my village and is real. Thirteen years ago in December on my 21st birthday I was to go to my village be wed since I erm…scratch that. Any whom and my village went to war with the Shadow village which is also real. I was brought into Konoha since the whole dad side of the family thing and the wolf who was guarding Konoha was murdered by a shadow dragon. I am to kill that person at all costs and if alive continue on living protecting the village. Basically I am to die in December for there has never been a Wolf Clan member with their own demon with the power to kill a dragon. And since I am cursed with the Houkou and my …demon you can say I am surprised I lived this long." She then glanced at Naruto, "ask Narnar right here…don't ask kid I am just good like that to know your name. I know you have the Kyuubi so you know the strain of listening to that bastard and him not helping you when you need it."
"I hate that so much but I don't mind." Naruto replied with a slight shrug.
"I like you squirt. Anywho I got a demon who stupidly…the nine tail tail you yet kid?" The blond shook his head as Ayako watched Minato who seemed down, proving her theory. "Well his dumb ass and the Nibi went in to try and kill the King a.k.a. Kyuubi, when they retreated the dumb ass cat…shut up Minato, turned tail and ran leaving him wide open. Saving his companion and best friend the Houkou took the hit." Pulling down her sleeve she showed her shoulder scar. "That was five hundred years ago and he has yet to heal…so he is trying to heal me and him and the other fucker is trying to kill us." She huffed, "Wasn't always like that, she used to be cool but I guess I pissed her off when I left the village that day." The blue haired kunoichi shrugged. "OH well. "
"Okay now back to the situation at hand." Asuma started only to get interrupted.
"Oh yesh, Mina Mi!! Where and how did you get that cut on your inner upper thigh. If that was-" She paused sniffing the air, "Holly shit, like a millimeter closer you would have known what it felt like to be fixed." A lot of the older and intelligent shinobi laughed while Minato turned a slight shade of pink darker than before and looking away.
"I will answer that when you are not around and when needed." Shrugging all the blue haired kunoichi did was point to her ears and grin. Once again she had one the fight. Minato shook his head and was taken by some Anbu while another group attempted to grab the blue haired kunoichi.
"I know how to walk, just show me where the hell to go. I got nothing to hid, and you will learn to respect me soon enough." She growled not liking the masked men at all.