Chapter 3
Jack entered a room and started putting his things on the drawer. "Sorry squash-head, This is my room. You get the couch," a blue furred dog mutant with a beaver tail, and duck feet named Clad said rudely.
"Says who?!? Get lost kid!" Jack growled annoyed getting ready to whack him with his sack.
"Clad! Get out! If I told you once I've told you a thousand times," Becky walked in growling, grabbed Clad and dragged him to the front door, "You don't live with me anymore. I'm dead. You're not. So get lost!" she ordered annoyed and thew him outside.
"I want to stay! I want to play! I want to play with ugly man, scary man, and squash-head man," Clad pouted jumping up and down.
Jack glared at Clad. "Call me that again, and I'll kill you," he seethed.
"NO! Then he'll never go away!" Becky closed the door and put the locks on.
Jack blinked, grumbled, and walked to the bedroom again. "Hi, squash-head," Clad waved grinning.
Jack eyes widened in surprise then he growled not wanting to deal with idiots. "Didn't that fuzzball tell ya to hit the road? GET OUT!" he roared ticked.
"Aww, but I want to play with you!" Clad walked over and lit his torso o n fire
"YAHHH! HOT! SPICY HOT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!??" he yelped taking the lighter away and running out of the room. He ran into a bathroom and hopped into the tub of water. "Ahh," he sighed in relief.
Boogie was seen standing by wearing a swim cap. "AHHHHH! Don't eat my brains!" he pleaded.
Jack stared. "Now why would I want to do that?" he walked out of the tub.
"Great. Now I have to get sanitizer," Boogie grumbled walking off and closed the door.
"Nuts. Everyone here is nuts," Jack complained.
A bunch of little nuts appeared dancing. "Nuts, nuts, we are the nuts, and no one is nuttier than us. Nuts, nuts, we have small butts," they shook their buts. "Nuts, nuts, nuts," they sang.
Jack grinned evilly at the nuts. "I think it's time I lightened up your performance," he chuckled taking ou a lighter and he set the nuts on fire. The fire began to spread. "Uh oh! Not good!" he ran to the door and started pulling on it, too bad it was locked. "YAH! SOMEONE OUT THERE OPEN THE STUPID DOOR!" he ordered panicking watching the fire near him.
"The key is missing pumpkin man," Ralph said.
"YAHHHHHH! HOT! IT BURNS!" Jack cried out in pain.
"Cool someones burning. I want to see," Becky walked over. The bathroom disenigrated a pile of clothes and flesh could be seen along with a hat. "Dude, that's just nasty," she stared. Bones appeared and the flesh went on the bones along with the clothes and a pumpkin. "That was the coolest thing I've ever seen! Do it again!" Becky cheered.
Jack growled at her. "Stay away from me kid if you know what's good for ya," he threatened.
"But I don't," Becky joked.
Jack glared taking a knife out of his pocket. Boogie walked over and sprayed him with the disinfectant. "YAH! MY EYES! IT BURNS!" he complained in pain getting really tired of being in pain.
"Boogie, that wasn't very nice," Becky scolded.
"He wants to eat my brains I tell ya but I'm a step ahead," Boogie said walking to were the bathroom was taking out a newspaper and going.
Becky takes a picture. "This is going on the web. Heh heh," she chuckled walking to the couch.
"Can I have one for free Becky lady?" Ralph asked walking over.
Jack winced and glared at his roommates in spite. "Well thanks for the warm welcome. If you need me I'll be working on how to make everyone miserable," he grumbled walking to his room.
"That's great Glad you'll be enjoying yourself," Becky called.
"Oh I well soon enough," Jack said, closing his door.
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