Chptr 1
Chptr 1.
Nurato is
emmo. Sew emo he creis wile swngn. Dat's emu, amirite? So, he runs
into Nihata 1 day, and is liek, "i'm emo, ur emo, less b emo
2gthr." and she was liek, "nowayy!!111!!1!!11!" and
ran awy from him. So Narutard ran awy, cryeing becuz hez so emo. Den,
emu king, Sasugay, trips him and iz liek, "Nautro, ur so
retrded. u shuld go dye. no1 luvs u." and ranuto wuz liek, "we
all no u scrtly luv me, so juss kiss me alreddy!!11!11!" to
unarot's sueprize, sassygay capturez his lipss in a passionet kiss
dat nokked da son on it's ass.
Dee end ov chptr1