Ummmmm……….. Hello again everyone!! I was just watching Naruto Shippuuden and I saw the episode where Sai called Sasuke gay. I would've been ok with that, seeing that Sasuke is so obviously gay for Naruto, but I thought it was extremely hypocritical for Sai to say it, seeing that he is the rainbow personified…….. I just found that weird……… But anyways……..

I want to thank Grim Death (from Storywrite) for being my awesome 1st reviewer!! (gives 20 million cookies to Grim Death)

Warning: My lame sense of humor and spoilers. So, if you haven't seen Shippuuden up to episode 35, like me, then you and your happy tail can just stop right HERE!!

Disclaimer: To be or not to be, that is the question. 'Tis a horrible thing to sue a simple girl...

Ok, ON WITH THE STORY!!

Numero Dos

Itachi's MIND

OMG, everything in my life is SO annoying! And, oh, how I wish that Leader, with his multicolored eyes, would leave me be. I don't need to take orders from anyone. I mean, I could wipe out this whole organization if I felt like it. But Leader says NO. Well, Leader can go jump off a cliff for all I care.

Speaking of wiping out people, I have to talk about my family. Ok, yeah, so I killed them. I didn't really plan to... well, yes I did, but that's not the point! See, when people talk about the whole me-killing-the-family thing, the get all mad and pissy. That's the reason I left because I was NOT about to got jail. You got to be kidding me. Anyways, they make me out as some kind of criminal. I had a reason for killing the family! I've just forgotten it...

I didn't kill my WHOLE family. I did leave my gorgeous little brother behind. And when I say 'gorgeous little brother' I mean that in a non-incestuous way, because the author's parents don't particularly approve of incest. So, for the author's sake, I don't wish to be in an incestuous relationship with my brother. Anyways, he's still pissed about me killing the family and all. I thought he'd be over that by now!! And what's worse is he's dedicated his whole life to killing ME!! How absolutely retarded!! If I'd known he was going to HATE me for killing the family I might've reconsidered. He's really into grudges and revenge and stuff. That's all a waste of time to me.

Stupid Leader!! All he cares about is the Jinchuuriki!! Jinchuuriki this and Jinchuuriki that!! What about MY needs?? If it wasn't for the fact that he's slightly better than me, he'd be dead.

It doesn't help too much that I live in a place full of morons and retards!! My partner, Kisame, is ok, I guess, but that's only because he does everything I tell him to. He gives me the respect I deserve. Zetsu...I don't even know what he is... a two-sided person-plant-cannibal thingy. Tobi is just an immature retard who loves quoting Spongebob. Deidara's a tranny who likes and explosions and smiles a lot. Sasori... turned himself into a puppet...and is now dead. Everyone else the author doesn't know yet.

Oh, don't even get me started on Orochimaru!! He's a snake, a tranny, a child molester, and an old guy all wrapped into one. It was wierd enough when he gave me wierd looks and winks and stuff. But, then then in that creepy snake voice of his, he said, "I want your body and ssssssoul..." EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

OMG!! That was SO DISGUSTING!! He whispered it in my ear an everything!! I thought I was going to throw up from the words he said!! I didn't even want to entertain the thought of what he meant by 'I want yor body'. That was SO NASTY!! I still have nightmares about that!! Ugh (shivers) So disgusting...

I did what any normal person would do. I kindly rejected him... and kicked him in the crotch.

Now, since he couldn't have me, he's after my little brother. The last thing I want my little brother to do is something stupid such as leave the village, attempt to kill his best friend, and go join Orochimaru to obtain enough power to kill me. So, to prevent him from doing something that STUPID I must knock some sense into him. I also really miss him.

I hear Kisame. He best have that information I asked for...

LMAO!! When I heard Itachi rejected Orochimaru I was laughing for 5 MINUTES!! Well, I hope you liked it! Como se dice Japanese en espanol?? I hope someone answers... And where do people buy champagne?? I know where you get every other alchoholic drink, but where do people get champagne?? I don't plan on buying/drinking it, I just want to know... Bye everyone!!

Imaru