Sorry about last chapter I just realized how lame it was……… This chapter's full of SASUKE!! YAY! (not!) I promise I won't put any more Imaru!! I couldn't think of anything!! Ok moving along…….

Thanks to thedarknesslives (from Storywrite) for the comment…..I'd forgotten about that part in Numero Dos…..It made me realize how weird that part sounded! :D

WARNING: oddities, exaggerations, and spoilers (by now you should now whether you've seen Shippuuden or not!)

Disclaimer: I guess I have Imaru………..and if you steal her I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND HIDE UNDER YOUR BED AND KILL YOU!! MUAHAHAHA!!…………or beg for her back….Whichever makes me happy!!

ON WITH THE STORY!

Numero Cuatro

"Sasuke!! Wakey, wakey!!" yelled Naruto as he jumped on the blue and black lump on the floor. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" screamed Sasuke. He was quite pissed off from being woken up by the hyperactive blonde.

"I just wanted to wake you up! You don't have to be so mean." Naruto pouted as he paced around the black and blue monstrosity known as Sasuke's room. "I hate loud noises waking me up!" Sasuke said as he rubbed his temple between his index finger and thumb. "It's not my fault you wouldn't wake up!" Naruto yelled back. Sasuke sighed. "Ugh...so annoying.."

Naruto just stared blankly back at his teammate. "Why are you still here? GET OUT!" yelled the dark haired boy and Naruto quickly dashed out the window. Sasuke groaned as he walked down the hall to the bathroom and took his headache medicine. "Stupid, loud dobe and his sickeningly happy demeanor..." Sasuke muttered to himself as he stared back at the mirror. "Ugh...horrible..." he said to his reflection, pouting back at him.

After miraculously styling his hair into that duck butt creation, Sasuke went to the bridge where Squad 7 met at. His teammates had arrived, but their sensei had yet to. Cotton candy head was there and so was the idiotic blonde who had so kindly woken him up that morning.

"Hi Sasuke-kun!!" squealed the pink-haired witch. "How are you?"

"Everything is dead to me, including you." said Sasuke as he leaned against the bridge, looking towards the horizon.

"I'm doing good too!" she said walking towards him, smiling and eyes sparkling. "You want to come to yoga with me? It'll be good for you! It helps you deal with stress!!"

"No," he said not even looking at her.

"It's good for your soul!" she said spinning in a circle, sparkles flying everywhere.

"I have no soul." he stated darkly. Naruto giggled. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!!" he screamed. Naruto just stuck his tongue out at him. "Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the coffin..." Naruto muttered.

"Burn in hell!!" Sasuke replied. "I'll see you there!!" Naruto retorted running to attack Sasuke.

"HEY!! Both of ya'll chill out!" said Kakashi as he appeared between the two boys holding them apart.

"Hey! you're late!" Sakura and Naruto yelled simultaneously.

"OMG!! You guys need to chill out, for real!! I'm always late and I always will be!" he yelled at them, as he read his lovely book.

"Could you at least tell us what you were doing..." said Sakura, frowning with her hands on her hips. "I was busy on the stripper pole at Juicy's, GOSH!" he replied, still wrapped up in Icha Icha Paradise. Everyone sweat dropped simultaneously except Sasuke who was too busy wallowing in self pity to care.

"Sasuke, are you ok?" questioned Sakura as she waltzed over to him.

"I hope you all die." he said not looking at her. She giggled. "Oh, you don't mean that!" she said happily. "I will personally kill you all one day. And you'll be the first to go!" he said pointing at Naruto. Naruto squeaked.

"SASUKE!!" Sakura screamed as she slapped him across the face. "Stop it!" she sobbed. Sasuke just looked stunned.

"The pain...I want MORE!!" Sasuke said holding his cheek. Everyone was a bit confused and/or disturbed by Sasuke's masochism and were silent. Though, the silence was soon broken by Kakashi yelling

"OMG! It's Itachi!!" he said as he ponted at the sky. Sasuke whipped his head toward the sky, eye-thing activated, and growled, "Where??

Kakashi chuckled. "Just kidding!!" Making everyone sweat drop again, except Sasuke who was too pissed off to.

"DON'T KID AROUND ABOUT HIM! YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR AND I HATE YOU!!" screamed Sasuke as he beat Kakashi. Then, Kakashi just disappeared and poofed up again, grabbing Sasuke in a head lock.

"Just chill, chill!" he said still holding Sasuke.

"OMG!! It's Itachi!! said Naruto as Kakashi let go of Sasuke.

"Whatever..." said Sasuke. Then, he felt someone wrap their arms around him from behind. And then the person whispered into his ear ever so sweetly, "Hello otouto." Which made Sasuke squeal like the little girl he looks like.

Teehee! I LOVE this chapter! It even had slight ItaSasu(which is my obsession) moment! Yay! I also have an interest in masochism/sadism(because I think I'm slightly masochistic) so that's where that one part came from. Go violent emo Sasuke!! I know that the right name for Sasuke's eye thingy is Sharingan, I just call it his eye thingy because it makes me feel like less of a Narutard!! I also dedicate this chapter to my friend from school, Eugene(who can do the 64 palms thing and thinks Neji is the best! NOT!) who gave me one of emo Sasuke's sayings and who makes me laugh and says 'Chidori!' at the most random moments! Well, see you next chapter!(hopefully!) Love you guys!!

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