Sorry about the wait! I've been working on two one-shots and America's Next Top Male Model and they took me FOREVER! This is the last chapter so yeah…..

Warning: exaggerations and weirdness!!

Disclaimer: If I did I wouldn't be so behind on everything!!

ON WITH THE STORY!

Numero Cinco

Kisame's POV

We had just seen Itachi's little brother with some pink-haired girl, a blonde kid, and some old guy reading some book. In other words, a bunch of losers. Everyone was too busy doing...well, whatever they were doing to notice us. So, we walked over to them and Itachi did the unthinkable. He HUGGED Sasuke! Who would've thought that Itachi could be so...caring! I've never seen him hug ANYONE! He doesn't even hug me (aww teardrop) but, no matter. The boy's girlish scream made everyone jump in surprise. When Itachi let go of Sasuke he said very calmly.

"So...what's up?" That made everyone sweat drop, except Sasuke who was too busy being in homicidal mode to.

"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!..." Sasuke kept on with this using different variations of hate. Itachi just covered his ears immaturely screaming 'SHUT UP!' back at him. The old guy turned to me.

"Why are you here and who are you?" he asked narrowing his eyes.

"I'm Kisame," I said, "He's the one who dragged me here." I pointed at Itachi. The pink-haired girl waltzed over to the arguing Uchihas and said:

"Hate is a strong word, Sasuke!" Sasuke turned eerily slow towards her.

"SHUT! UP!!" He screamed at her while she hid behind the blonde kid. Sasuke can be pretty scary when he's mad.

The blonde kid approached them. "Who're you?" he asked pointing at Itachi.

"SHUT UP! NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!" screamed the bipolar teenager. Blondie jumped back and hid behind the pink haired girl.

"Jeez, you don't have to be so mean, Sasuke-teme!" He yelled back.

An odd bunch of people if you ask me. Sasuke turned back to Itachi.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID!!" Itachi just let out an exasperated sigh.

"I just wanted to visit you after so long and this is how you treat me?" he said folding his arms. Sasuke scoffed.

"Of course! You killed our family! How dare you come back!!" he screamed. Itachi groaned.

"You're still mad about that? Gosh, I thought you'd be over that by now!" He said rubbing his temple between his index finger and thumb a.k.a the Highly Annoyed Forehead Rub.

Sasuke was speechless. I don't blame him! Get over it?! I mean, he's acting like he stole his teddy bear or something! He killed their FAMILY! That's some serious emotional problems. No wonder the boy was so emo!

"How about we discuss this over some lunch!" said the pink haired girl, "My mom's making a big lunch!" Everyone glared at her, but Blondie chimed in with her.

"Yeah! Then, we'll be able to eat AND sort out our problems!" The two pranced off the bridge together and we were all sort of compelled to following them.

The brothers were fighting like before. "Family killer..." Sasuke muttered.

"Bipolar emo kid..." Itachi retorted. Sasuke gasped.

"That is not true!" he said melodramatically. "Weasel..."

"Demonic bird lady with lightning bolts from hell!" Itachi replied

"HEY! HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!" Sasuke yelled.

"JUST SHUT UP!" The old guy interrupted, tearing himself away from the book. The brothers just crossed their arms facing opposite ways, looking incredibly immature.

We continued our way to the girl's house, Me and Itachi recieving odd/pissed off/scared glances from everyone we passed. A few people even screamed "AKATSUKI!" But a quick swipe from Samehada and we had nothing to worry about.

We soon arrived at the happy looking cottage that was coincidentally right next to the desolate Uchiha district. Blondie and Pinkie ran into the cottage, their shoes flying behind them. The rest of us walked in like normal people.

"KAASAN!!" Pinkie screamed obnoxiously. An older version of the pimk haired girl walked into the hall. She had bubblegum pink hair that reached her waist and kind, intelligent green eyes. She wore a frilly white apron over her ANBU uniform.

"Hello Sakura! How was your day?" she said hugging her daughter. She still hadn't noticed us yet.

"It was great! Where's Tousan?" Sakura a.k.a. Pinkie asked looking behind her mother. Her mother gasped.

"What is the meaning of this Sakura?! Who ARE all these people?!" She seemed annoyed by all of the unexpected guests.

"Oh! This is Kakashi-sensei and these are my teammates and this is my teammate's brother and this is my teammate's brother's teammate." She said pointing at all of us. Her mother gasped again.

"AKATSUKI?! CRIMINALS?! Sakura what did I tell you about bringing criminals to the house?" The woman said scoldingly. Sakura just started whining.

"But Kaasaaaaaaaaaaaan! They all came to eat your delicious food!" Her mother sighed.

"Fine...everyone wash up! Especially you two," She said eyeing me and Itachi, "Oh, and by the way, I'm Mokuren Haruno." She hurried back to the kitchen wiping her hands on her apron. Everyone was soon washed up and seated at the dining table. The brother's were mindlessly sitting next to each other with me sitting next to Sasuke. The other three were on the opposite side of us with Sakura's parents on each end.

"Wow, Sakura, your mom sure is cool," he whispered to Sakura, "and pretty..." Everyone rolled their eyes at the boy's immaturity except Sakura who proceeded to slapping him.

"DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOM LIKE THAT! HOW DISGUSTING!" She yelled. Mokuren soon came out with a marvelous feast in tow. The girl's father soon came out also dressed in an ANBU uniform. He had messy brown hair, with golden eyes and a lazy smile.

"TOUSAN!" Sakura said running to hug him. He chuckled as he cuddled his daughter.

"This is my husband, Ajisai Haruno." Mokuren said mainly addressing Kakashi. He kept his head buried in that book.

"Let's eat, then!" said Sakura's mother.

"Itadikamisu!" Everyone said simultaneously. We all began picking food from the platter.

"No ramen?" Blondie whined, only to be answered by a slap from Sakura.

"You baka! You're being rude to Kaasan!" Naruto rubbed his head.

"Sorry..." he muttered. Meanwhile, the brother's were fighting again.

Itachi reached for the dumplings but his hand was slapped away sharply by the other Uchiha. "I'm getting some.." Sasuke said angrily.

"That was really unnecessary..." Itachi said rubbing his hand.

"It was unnecessary for you to kill our FAMILY!" he yelled.

Itachi sighed and reached for the tempura, but his hand was slapped away again. "I JUST WANT SOME DANG FOOD!" Itachi yelled at his sibling.

"THEN GET SOME!" Sasuke yelled back as he seemingly flew at his brother. But, his attempts of attacking were thwarted by Ajisai who caught him in midair, holding him bridal style.

"There'll be none of that!" Ajisai said playfully to Sasuke, who seemed entranced by the older man. Ajisai just smiled carelessly at Sasuke as he set him back down.

"Excuse my otouto. He has no manners." Itachi said sipping his tea. Sasuke glared at Itachi. Ajisai just shrugged.

"Everyone gets mad. Just not everyone looks as cute as him when they do." Ajisai smirked. Everyone rolled their eyes except Sasuke who was too busy blushing.

"Tousaaaaan..." Sakura said embarrassed by her dad's behavior. Ajisai just continued eating.

Everyone ate in silence for a while. I was getting odd vibes from Ajisai and Sasuke that were really creeping me out. I mean, wasn't this guy married? Let alone being old enough to be the boy's dad! Or maybe I was getting that overly affectionate feel from Sasuke? Who knows...either way their both odd...

After we ate, Leader a.k.a. Pain called us. He sounded really pissed, so I wasn't looking forward to that. We said our goodbyes and were soon on our happy merry way. I think it'd be fun to visit them again.

YAY! Last chapter! OMG! Sexy-no-justsu Boy-on-Boy version is SO AWESOME! I was laughing SO HARD when I saw that!! Anyays...I hoped you liked the story in all of its craziness...I named Sakura's parents after flowers I thought were really pretty...so that's where that came from. BYES! LOVE YOU!