A/N: wow, i'm updating already. i just had a genious idea, so i decided to type it up asap. (for those of you who don't know what that is, it's as soon a possible).

anyway, here's chapter 2!

char: wow, what a nice place you have!

zim: well, i try to keep it neat.

char: coolio!

zim: well, you need a disguise. come with me.

THEY GO INTO THE KITCHEN, TO THE TOILET.

char: what's that strange device?

zim: humans call it a toilet.

char: what do they do with it?

zim: you don't want to know. anyway, in you go.

CHAR, FEELING STUPID, CLIMBED INTO THE TOILET. ZIM FLUSHED HER DOWN, THEN GOT IN HIMSELF.

char: wow, what a nice place you've got here!

zim: yeah. anyway, step into the disguise chamber. i'll get you your disguise.

char: steps into the chamber

ZIM PICKED OUT A SHORT BLONDE WIG WHAT WAS STRAIGHT, WITH A LITTLE CURVE AT THE END AND CONTACTS THAT WERE WHITE WITH BLUE-GREEN CENTERS. HE PRESSED A BUTTON, AND THE CHAMBER CLOSED AROUND CHAR.

char: oh, why does it hurt?

THE CHAMBER OPENS.

zim: ingenious!

char: what about kiwi? she needs a disguise.

zim: good point. oi, kiwi! c'mere, you need a disguise!

kiwi: okie dokie! she steps into the chamber

ZIM PICKED A PURPLE DOG THAT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE GIR, BUT PURPLE.

kiwi: look at me! i look like a mini mongoose!

char: hmmm, happy intelligent robot? more like a hur unit. happy UNINTELLIGENT robot.

zim: did you say HAPPY intelligent robot?

char: yeah, i know, it's sooo pathetic. but uncle pur said that is what she is, and i have to except it. well, she's programed to stay cheerful all the time, so that might explain it.

zim: anyhow, come and meet gir. GIR! gir falls in from the ceiling in disguise

gir: in duty mode yes, my master?

zim: this is invader char and kiwi. they have come to help us invade the planet.

gir: normal mode NEW FRIEND!!

kiwi: NEW FRIEND!!

gir: c'mon, let's go watch the scary monkey show!

kiwi: okie dokie! both robots run out of the room

zim: they have lots of energy, don't they?

char: yeah. i left a 6 months ago, and she sang the doom song the whole time!

zim: woah, gir did that too.

char: no way!

zim: well, we should go to skool now. skool starts at 7:00.

char: skool?

zim: a boring place where you supposidly learn about earth, and listen to legtures all day.

char: how long is it?

zim: we usually get out around 2:30.

char: that's a long time!

zim: well, i have no choice.

THEY EXITED ZIM'S BASE, AND WALKED TO SKOOL.

end of chapter 2. please review!