omg, finally! girpiggy gave me a few ideas for chapters. so... here you are.
AFTER SKOOL, KIWI AND GIR WERE HANGIN AND WATCHING TV AND ZIM AND CHAR WERE DISCUSSING TACTICS FOR DESTROYING THE FILTHY PILE OF...DIRT...
char: how 'bout going to the mall and wreaking havoc there?
zim: nah, that's boring. too many ugly females.
char: well, we could fix gir and kiwi and make them into killer robots.
zim: tried that once. gir almost destroyed me at the library.
char: *looking frustrated* what haven't you done? i'm getting sick of you and all the stuff you have or haven't done.
zim: look here-
char: NO! WE NEED A PLAN OF ACTION! *bangs her gloved claw on the table*
zim: alright, that's it-"
CRASH...
char: what was that?
zim: it came from outside!
THEY RUN OUTSIDE, WHERE A CRASHED SHIP WAS SMOKING ON THE GROUND.
char: hello?
AN IRKEN AND A ROBOT STEP OUT OF THE SHIP. SHE HAD PURPLE EYES, LONG EYELASHES, AND A PURPLE INVADER OUTFIT. HER ROBOT LOOKED LIKE A SIR UNIT, BUT WITH YELLOW PARTS.
cten: hello, my name is cten. this is my sit unit, trek, although she seems a little crazy (a/n: thanks to girpiggy. read her story for more details on cten.)
char: greetings, cten. why do you land on this vile planet to help me and zim?
cten: my father ordered me to.
char: who is your father?
cten: tallest purple.
char: hey, we're cousins! my father is tallest red!
cten: really?
char: really really.
zim: ladies, may i escort you two to the house?
cten: uh, sure.
THEY WALK INSIDE.
gir: hey, new friend!
kiwi: yeah! let's invite her to join us!
gir: kay! hay, what's your name, yellow robot?
trek: my name is trek.
kiwi: wanna go bake waffles?
trek: sure
all: YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
char: so, cten, do you want to share a bedroom with me?
cten: sure.
SO THEY ALL WALK INTO CHAR'S BEDROOM, UNTIL THEY GO OUT IN THE MORNING, ONLY TO FIND A SURPRISE...