Naruto's P.O.V
Three weeks. It has been three weeks since my world became all insane. Well, okay, that is way exaggerated... but how can I not over-react about the situation when this is not the life I'm used to? This is so not the kind of life I dreamt of. Heck, my old life was still far off from the kind I'm dreaming of, and then suddenly, this stupid new life sprouts out of nowhere… and it's all that Sai-pervert's fault.
Kami-sama, why oh why do you have to make me so freaking irresistible and hot?! Now, that Sai-pervert is totally all over me whenever I'm in school. Well, fine… the guy is indeed very handsome, appealing, smart, rich, smexy, etc, etc… but all those good points totally goes down the drain when you're one heck of an obsessed pervert! The guy degrades my machoness more and more with all his so-called 'showering of affection'. (Naru-chan, since when did you have 'machoness'? :p)
What is in him that made half of Sasuke's fans crazy over him anyways? (didn't you just enumerate he's good points a while ago?) Don't they find his treatment of me proof enough that the guy has lunatic tendencies?!
He would always tackle/attach/glomp me from behind and would try to get a kiss from me whenever he sees a chance. He leaves a flower on my desk daily. He slips love letters with such embarrassing content in my locker everyday, giving reasons why I should date him. Although, I must admit that I am pretty impressed that he comes up with different reasons everyday. (isn't it cute that although Naru-chan call those letters embarrassing, he still reads them everyday? :D)
And as if all those things aren't enough to drive me insane, ¾ of the student body now shoots daggers, bullets and laser beams at me with their evil eyes. What has gotten into them anyways?! (half of the ¾ comes from Sasuke's fans club, while the other half is from Sai's fans club… they are oh-so green with jealousy that the two hottest and most-sought after guys in Konoha both fell hard for Naru-chan… now, the ¼ that still treats Naruto decently are members of the underground Naru-chan fans club)
But the thing that frustrates me the most is how all of these had affected Sasuke. It seems that ever since Sai tried asking me out, Sasuke became so moody. It's like, at first he'll be his normal quiet and mysterious self, then Sai comes to shower me with his humiliating affections and Sasuke would be in such a foul mood. It's as if he's the one Sai is bothering. Sigh, I could and would take all of Sai's pestering and the death glares of ¾ of the school all day longs if it means that Sasuke would be in a better mood. Sasuke is such a special friend of mine. He has been my best friend since preschool. Hmm… maybe that's why he's so affected with Sai, because he's worried about me. Maa, even though Sasuke acts like a total prick sometimes, he'd forever be my sweet and loyal best friend I could always depend on. That's why I love him to bits! (Naru-chan, you cute clueless idiot! Sasuke's affected because he is also obsessively in love with you!)
Sasuke's P.O.V
strangling a Sai plushie
You evil, evil pervert from hell! I have already given you a warning letter, stole your bike, wrecked your car, and threw smoke bombs into your mansion and yet you still refuse to stay away from my precious Naru-chan. You really think that you could take my cute, hot blonde away from me don't you?! Well, you just wait and see. I'm going to gather all my rage and kill you in the most inhumane, yet creative way I could think of! You messed with the wrong Uchiha, pal. Naruto is mine, mine, mine!
Sai's P.O.V
just sneezed
Hmm… I wonder if someone remembered me just now. Well, I sure hope that it's Naruto! I hope tomorrow would come fast so I could see him again. I'm pretty sure that it wouldn't be long 'til he would agree to go out with me. Sigh, if only that Sasuke-bastard isn't in the picture, things would have been a lot easier.
forgive me if it sucks... just did this out of the blue due to boredom... :p anyways, thank you so much to all those who were kind enough to read, review, and added this story to alert/fave... XD actually, this should've been just a one-shot... but because i forgot to mark it as 'completed'... uhm, sorry if it didn't meet your expectations... or if it just plain sucks... :p