Here yall go. Ive had this for a month now but couldn't find a comp that would work for very long.
1. Turn a bunch of hats into vampires.
2. Release said rats to play in he room.
3. Shave her head bald.
4. Call her white trash.
her the real reason Royce beat her and abandoned her.
6. Crack out the blond jokes with Jake.
7. Dye her hair purple.
8. Lock her in a room with Jacob.
9. Call her a whore.
10. Randomly go up to her and say how nice it feels to be a mom (even if your not).
11. Egg her BMW.
12. Stand next to her
13. Then yell profanities at the top of your lungs.
14. Ask her if she knows and feels comfortable with Emmett's affairs with other vampires while he's hunting.
15. Mock her about how Edward didn't find her attractive.
16. Shrink all of her clothes.
17. Break the heels off her shoes.
18. Tell her she should have gone on a diet before she was changed.
19. Call her a dirty Playboy bunny.
20. Scream and run at her while wielding a machete.
21. Tell her how good it is to be human.
22. While she isn't looking, color her entire face with a sharpie marker.
23. When she looks in a mirror, smash it.
24. Ask her what her special gift is.
25. When she says she doesn't have one, laugh VERY LOUD!!!
So my ex started hanging around me and my friends today like he didn't do ANYTHING wrong and nothing ever happened. He also had the nerve to ask me why I was furious at him! Can you say JERK?!? It was very frustrating and I need to vent before I explode! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Anybody else had that happen to them?