Yeah. Second chapter in one day.

A day in the life of the guy who's finally in the story.

(Phew. Long title.)

It had been three hours. Three fucking hours since he was thrown out of that window. Naruto walked down the street, hoping to eat at Ichiraku had been a week since he had eaten there, because missions kept him busy.

He noticed something was strange about the street. Ayame and the her father, the ship's owner, weren't there. And there was a sign that read, 'Closed for infestation of rats, roaches, bats, and hairy beasts (NOT Ino's vagina.)'

"WHAT! Ichiraku's is closed! WHY!" Naruto yelled in terror, how could this have happened? Well, it said so on the sign...

"You really are a dope." Sasuke said, walking down the street, "It says it's infested, that's why. And why would you want to eat in that rat's nest anyway."

''Maybe because Roach Roman might taste good'' Naruto loud voice rang out.

Then, Sakura came running down the streets of the hidden leaf Naruto turns his head to see the most unexpected thing in the world. ''Oh my god!'' Naruto sprays out. He said that because Sakura was in a bathing suit.

She pretty much ignored Naruto, bypassing him and walking up to Sasuke. "Hi Sasuke!" She said enthusiastically. Sasuke ignored her, the same way she did to Naruto

"S-S-Sakura," Naruto stuttered.

Sakura let out an annoyed sigh, turning to Naruto, "What." She asked, agitated.

"U-um," Naruto said, just twinge (A LOT more than that, actually), "Would you, uh, mind, uh, going, uh, out, uh, with, uh, me, uh."

Sasuke snickered when he heard his question, "What's with all of the 'uhs'. Did your brain fall out again?"

Sakura had heart eyes, "Yeah, Sasuke." She then turned got Naruto yelling, "NO!" Before punching the ninja in orange in the face. He flew back into Ichiraku's. He looked around. There was a lot of rats around him. "Wow... there's a lot of rats here. Too bad, I was hoping for some cockroach ramen."

He blinked as several roaches surrounded him, and they seemed angry....

...Naruto was thrown out of the ramen shop, and fell near the house that belonged to another ninja:Kiba.

"Huh. What the hell happened out here?" Kiba said. He was walking his dog, Akamaru, though there was no leash (Kiba is, was, and always will be against leashes.). "Oh, it's you. what the hell are you doing?" Kiba asked. Naruto was, in fact, stuck in a tree, hanging by his pants.

"Nothing,. What's you and that mutt doing today. Walking? Boring!" Naruto yelped.

"What did you say?" Kiba asked, angered. "Did you say MUTT!"

Naruto gulped. Kiba looked pissed off. "Sick him, boy." Kiba ordered his dog.

What was usually a normal small white dog was now a large reddish brown dog who looked even more pissed than his master. "Crap. Crap. Crap." Naruto repeated.... then the Akamaru leaped, "Crap infinity."

Naruto struggled to free himself from the tree as the dog neared him, still in mid-leap. But to no avail; Akamaru pounced, riping Naruto's underwear as they fell to the ground,causing a large amount of smoke.

As the smoke cleared, Naruto was covered in cuts and bruises. "Ow...." He murmured, looking at the dog with disdain.

Kiba then smirked saying, "Now, Akamaru, bark." His dog did so. The bark was so loud it created shock waves that blasted Naruto away.

Naruto was flown far, far, away. And I mean FAR away. He landed in shallow water. It was near a beach somewhere. How the hell did Kiba teach his dog something like that? Well, that question bored the blond ninja, so he looked around.

Some time later, when Naruto gave up looking, sittnig on the beach,wondering where, exactly, he was. He sighed, "Where the hell am I, and why am I sitting here?"

"That's because you're a complete idiot." Naruto heard someone.

"Huh? Who said that? wha- I must be going crazy! NO! I'VE GONE INSANE,WHY!" He sobbed.

"You've hit a new levelof stupid, you know that." Sasuke said, kicking Naruto in the rear.

"Ow. What was that for?" Narto asked.

Sasuke replied simply, "Your mom. Now... we should get back to the village. Right Sakura." He turned to Sakura, who was standing next to Kakashi.

"Yep... and Naruto, can you, for once, NOT call Kiba a mutt?" She asked im.

"Never!." Naruto answered turning to the sea. "Anyway. I'm thirsty. So... let's go to sea. Because it's made of water, see, All the water we can drink." He said stupidly.

"That's stupid" Sasuke replied.

"Oh, yeah." Naruto began, "I'm gonna go to sea and not let you have ANY water." Naruto turned to sea and made a giant leap,landing in the ocean.

"I guess we should follow" Kakashia began, making his first line in the story, "Knowing Naruto, it should be funny."

"Whatever." Sasuke replied, not really caring.

The three of them jumped in after Naruto.

"HEY! Sasuk isn't allowed to have water!" Naruto yelled as they neared.

"First of all: Sasuke CAN have water," Sakura began, "And second, why can we breathe underwater?"

"Because we're awesome." Naruto answered, but Sasuke gave a better answer.

"Because the fucking authors want us to." Sasuke's answer gave Sakura heart eyes, again.

Naruto walked ahead of them, steping on some coral. "Hey, guys, and a girl, I see something. Some kind of building. 'Krusty Kat' or something."

"It's Krusty Krab dumb ass." Sasuke answered, seeing he building too. "Let's just go."

"Yes Sasuke." Sakura said dreamily

The four headed for the resterunt.