Disclaimer: yay so I decided to make another chappy, and here it is. Nope I own no twilight
14. You hate everyone named Jacob
15. You can't seem to remember the original color of your room, cuz of all the Twilight posters.
16. Your bedding has been changed to Twilight themed.
17. You threw out all of your clothes and replaced them with Twilight wear.
18. You fought with an old lady to get a Twilight alarm clock.
19. You know all of the cast member's hometowns.
20. You sing Katy Perry's song I kissed a girl, but only in your own song "I kissed a vampire"
21. your theme song is"I kissed a vampire"
22. You sing said theme song in class until you're put in the hall for interrupting the teacher.
23. You insult people you don't like by calling them fleabags, dogs and mongrels.
24. Once when you bought a furry coat, you went around telling people that you killed Jacob and made him into said coat.
25. When one of your friends asked you what you wanted for Christmas you said a Cullen. (Preferably Alice or jasper please:) or all of them I wouldn't care)
26. In school you find all of the Twilight haters and stuff twilight themed everything in their lockers.
26 You come up with ways to stop the government from taking away all things twilight. (Ah my best friend doesn't like our gov to much; he thinks that it's evil. that's where this one came from. Thanks E.J.!)