Disclaimer: don't own any twilight sadly. But hey a person can wish. Oh and many thanks to by bffs for giving me inspiration for helping me write this story! Sorry this one is really short.
27. You plan to find Stephanie Meyer and ask her to adopt you.
28. You asked your mom to find some Twilight Christmas ornaments to hang on the Christmas tree.
29. In school you find all of the Twilight haters and stuff Twilight themed everything in their lockers.
30. When you write a letter to Parker Brothers requesting that they make a Twilight board game.
31. When you write to Mattel games and request that they make a Twilight scene it (I think this would only work after all of the movies are made though.)
32. You think that someone from the Volturi is watching you, and planning to take you to Italy.
33. You take up baseball as your favorite sport.
34. When you decide to be team Switzerland (I like Edward and Jake so GO SWITZERLAND!)
35. When you know the meaning for number 34.
36. When you disown your family because they say they don't like Twilight.
37. You decide that when your 18 you're going to change your name to Cullen.
38. You're children's names will be Twilight related.