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51. Never leave the trunk open before driving the Impala

52. Hell, never drive the Impala

53. Never think dirty things while Missouri is around

54. Never touch anything that looks sharp

55. Never give Sam a burrito. Not. Good.

56. Never complain about the volume of Dean's music. He'll just turn it up louder.

57. NEVER CALL SAM SAMMY. YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE THE NEXT DAY

58. Never let it slip to Dean that he is not the only one who knows about rock-salt bullets

59. Never use spoilers on them without proper alerts

60. Never try to explain the concept of wincest to either of the boys

61. Or ask them to demonstrate it

62. Never switch out Dean's cassettes for Celine Dion

63. Or any other artists

64. Never ask Sam to sing

65. Never ask if you can go to Metropolis to meet Superman

66. Never put a "kick me" sign on either boy

67. Or a "kiss me" sign

68. Never tell them that you are a demon's rights activist

69. Never paint the Impala pink

70. Never enter JW's car in a monster truck rally

71. Never tell Bobby to shave

72. Never ask to touch Ash's mullet

73. Never ask Ruby to borrow the Super bowl jetpack

74. Never stick red contacts in Sam's eyes to freak-out Dean

75. Never fake a seizure every time they take off their shirts

76. Never steal Sam's laptop

77. Never ask to hold the Colt

78. Never blab something like "pretty colors" when a demon dies

79. Never chuck salt at Sam to ward him off

80. Never call Sam Samuel

81. Or Dean Deanna

82. Never play a chick flick while in the car with them

83. Never ask "are we there yet?"

84. Never compare them to a celebrity

85. Never prank call them

86. Never compare them to the X files

87. Never call Sam emo

88. Never make fun of Dean for the fact that he sounds like a farm boy sometimes

89. Never ask Sam for some Loin Pork

90. Never compare S and D's life to that of Charley the unicorn

91. Never claim the tooth fairy is real

92. Or the Easter bunny

93. Never try to put make up on them while they sleep

94. Never claim Sam's long hair makes him the girl in the relationship

95. Never ask which bathroom Meg used when she possessed Sam

96. Never ask why when a shapeshifter changes shapes it looks like frickin period exploded all over the place

97. Never ask if a werewolf is hungry after eating a heart

98. Never tell Sam the dagger was collapsible in AHBL1 and he should quit being a baby

99. Never say that Rugaru sounds like an exotic Ruben sandwich and ask how many calories Jack is(something I learned in health. Rubens are nasty and calorie packed

100. Never ask to move into Oasis Plains