I don't own the Naruto characters, for if I did, Sasuke and Naruto would definitely be gay XD Sorry people, I tend to jump a lot in the story.

"NO FRICKEN WAY! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!" Naruto said as he went psycho.

"I shit you not, Naruto," Sasuke had to refrain from glaring or smirking since the topic at the time was not a funny one.

"How long? And what type?" Kyuubi asked monotonously, hiding all concern so as not to freak Naruto out more then he already was.

"How long depends on the type, and as of right now, I can't say since we are- I am checking on that now. Though basing on the fact that we can't pin point what type, it has to be an uncommon one." As a doctor, Sasuke hated giving information like that to families, but being a former friend/rival of the blonde dobe known as Naruto, this was much much worse.

After Naruto and Kyuubi got home, Naruto exploded. "What the hell?! WHAT THE HELL DOES HE MEAN? WHO DOES THAT UCHIHA THINK HE IS ?!" Breathing rather hard and pacing, Naruto tried to calm down.

Kyuubi knew he himself had a smartass answer, but seeing as how Naruto was not in a good mood for a good reason, he didn't say anything.

The brothers fell into an awkward silence, thinking about very random things that may or may not have to do with what was wrong with Naruto. About a half an hour later, with the silence still taking over, the phone rang. It rang for five minutes before Kyuubi opened his mouth

"Get the phone, little brother, it's most likely for you" Smiling as best he could after seeing the disgusted look on Naruto's face -which clearly told Kyuubi where he should go- he left to answer the phone.

"Hi, Naruto Uzumaki of the Uzumaki residence speaking." Naruto half sighed and half rushed the sentence, so he was surprised when he got an answer.

"Hey Naruto. Wow, what's wrong? You sound so.. shitty. Anyway, where were you today? Iruka-sensei got mad."

"Um, I was at the doctor's. And thanks for that, by the way," He glared at Kyuubi, who laughed once he heard that the phone was indeed for Naruto. "You'll never guess who that doctor was."

"Um, you're right, so just tell me"

"Uchiha fricken Sasuke, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!" Yelling at the phone obviously didn't help, but he did it anyway, as if he was making sure that he was heard.

Twitching and changing ears, the person on the other end responded, "Um, I thought Uchiha Itachi was the main doctor? Well anyway, more importantly, are you coming to the evening practice that is being held, in like, 20 minutes?"

"Yes, I have to apologize for not coming lately. I just have to tell Kyuubi. See ya, Kiba." Without waiting for Kiba to respond, Naruto hung up the phone and ran to the kitchen, where Kyuubi still sat.

"Kyuubi, I'm—-" Naruto then cut off.

"Going to swimming practice, and then going to the bar. I'll be back at any time, don't wait up, and yes, I know I have to work tomorrow." Kyuubi finished with a smirk. Naruto growled and went to pack his stuff.

Naruto has been in swimming since he was 12, and now that he was 26, Naruto and his friends were practicing for the Olympics. He was a star swimmer, and was one of the people on his team that was actually allowed to join. The other people on the team still practiced just in case something were to happen to the main swimmers. His sensei was named Umino Iruka, and their swimming manager was Maihto Gai. There was also Hatake Kakashi, Shiranui Genma, and Gekkou Hayate -they were the other trainers that Iruka sensei hired for help.

Leaping for the door, Naruto noticed the time, and the look on Kyuubi's face which clearly read 'don't push yourself'. Shrugging it off, Naruto threw the door open and hurtled himself out of the apartment. Naruto didn't want to get to the swimming area too early, or Iruka sensei would probably kill him with all the questions. He took the alley way that lead to his old school and his old job-he got fired on the first day- Naruto never acted his age, and it really showed when he was around his friends, and even worse when he was getting in trouble, hence why he got fired and why he was trying to be late for practice.

ok i know this chapter is very short but i have homework...and my ideas are like good but very messed up so please be patient. I hope you like the story so far dont be scared to review!
bye, oh and thanks FastForward for editing :D