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Author's note:

This is my second story/sequel......I was suprised at the reviews I got. If anyone is intersted in Beta reading then it would be greatly appreciated if you could tell me.

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** Water Wonders: Emmett's Revenge**

EMMETT'S POV

OH MY GOSH! I'VE BEEN TRICKED! THAT EVIL LITTLE PIXIE BETTER WATCH HER BACK BECAUSE IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!

ALICE'S POV

Haha that doof took the bait! Well I'm watching. He's always furious when I do something like this. He'll probably act on a whim or something like that. I'm ready, I'm ready. Bring it on Emmett Retard Cullen!!!

JASPER'S POV

I guess she wasn't for torturing me after all...........that was funny!

ROSALIE'S POV

Oh my Emmett! How could Alice humiliate my husband in font of Forks like that?! It's on! Emmett probably up for revenge. I never usually go for revenge, this has gone too far!

BELLA'S POV

Emmett's a retard! That's hilerous! Emmett's shorts flying off as he stupidly jumps in the pool! That's probably the funniest thing that has evr happened in Forks history!

EDWARD'S POV

Emmett is a tard! I guess I should've warned him it was coming. When Alice unblocked her mind....I kind of maybe saw what was coming.........But oh well, that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! And I've lived a long time.

CARLISLE'S POV

Yeah, I kind of knew the whole time that this was all a trick......you just get that feeling that something's up, but you don't really know........I mean, they're just kids after all. I guess it's time for an anger management class.

ESME'S POV

..........................Uh,oh.

EMMETT'S POV

I stayed locked up in my room for the next week or two. I only stayed there because they were mean!

Rose and I were coming up with a master plan for revenge. Bwahaha. She brought me cups of O negative at every now and then....so I wouldn't have to go hunting with my mean family. By the end of th second week, we came up with a master plan: Operation, Exterminate the Pixie. Bwahaha.

ESME'S POV

"Edward, is Emmett okay?" I asked my son while we were sitting around the living room one very dead day. Emmett was locked up in his room for the past three weeks, only letting Rosalie come in. Things were beginning to get pretty quiet around here without Emmett. For example, you didn't have stuff falling and hitting you every ten seconds, or stuff blowing up in your face, and even when Bella is over, Emmett still doesn't come down, he never misses Bella.

"Emmett is........." Edward started.

"Yes?" I urged.

"Emmett is plotting revenge and Rosalie is helping him." he said, the words came in a rush.

"What?!" Bella shrieked.

"Yes, and he's got a very good plan, I might add." Edward continued.

"Who against?" Bella asked.

"Alice." he answered. Bella looked unsuprised.

"Tell me his plan," Alice commanded, "I can't see it, he's got the werewolf involved."

"Werewolves." Edward corrected.

"Tell me!" Alice groaned.

"No. Since I didn't tell Emmett about your little pool party scheme, so Im not telling you about his re--

or should I say 'Operation Exterminate th Pixie'" Edward answered tauntingly.

ALICE'S POV

Edward is being difficult! I HATE it when he does this! He uses his mind-reading powers for evil, I tell you! Evil!

EMMETT'S POV

My plan {Operation Exterminate the Pixie}is:

1) Call up my home dogs (literally)

2) Kidnap Alice.......on a whim, of course.

4) Take her some place far away, in the woods, and force human food down her throat. XD

5) Run her out in public, just as she's about to puke it back up and sh shall be known for the restof Forks history as an anorexic freak.

Bwahahahaha! This plan is wonderful! And did I har Edward say that is was good? He was never wrong!

To no one's suprise, the dogs had no problem with kidnapping Alice. Anything that had to do with torture and vampires. Thank heavens for that!

So I explained the plan to the wolves and we put Operation Extrminate the Pixie into action.

ALICE'S POV

Okay, once again, Emmett has outsmarted me. How does he do that? He's a retard for goodness sakes! I was sitting in my room, listening to music and looking through catalogs, and then, as usual, Emmett pops out of nowhere. But this time he stuffed me in a black, indistructable bag. It looked like Rosalie's makeup bag.

EMMETT'S POV

Steps 1 and 2 complete! Woohoo! I'm soo cool! I should be on Amrica's Most Wanted! I'm a bad boy.

"Bad b-, I mean vampire, bad vampire watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you?" I began to sing.

When we got into the woods, far away, we began to shove spagetti down Alice's throat. I chose spagetti because it would be the most noticable. Rose held her down while I shoved. We only needed the wolves to stand and watch, because we didn't want Alice to know the rest of our plan, or how the other people will react.

Steps 1-3 complete! Rosalie and I make a great team! Don't you think? Me and my thoughts rule! I wonder......how shall I celebrate? It's got to be somthing good, you don't get to make crazy revenge plans and carry them out everyday.

ROSALIE'S POV

I'm going to feel guilty about this later, but, I mean, it isn't like we shredded her clothes or anything.......I'm so beautiful.

EMMETT'S POV

Yes! Steps are complete! She's puking at the red light right now, and people now think that she's anorexic! Im so cool! Well, she'll get me back next. I may not have a power, but I'm going to be ready!

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