Disclaimer: I unfortunately DO NOT own he twilight characters or X-Box. ;^(
Author's Note: Oh my gosh! I am sooooooo sorry.....I kind of maybe was stumped for a few days...lol...weell I hope you like the last story of this series.....of right now.
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EMMETT'S POV
OMG! (And I don't just think that because I act like a girl sometimes.) Alice is furious! Gosh her face is frozen in a grimace! She'll be after me now. Uh, oh, which also reminds me her retarded powers keep me from hiding! Well, it was worth it. At least the public hates her now! Oh. My. Gosh. I am so cool! I haven't noticed it until now, but I compliment myself a lot..........Back to the point, Alice can bring it on!
ALICE'S POV
Emmett is D-E-A-D! I've got to think of ANOTHER plan in attempt to KILL the UNDEAD doof!
EDWARD'S POV
Yep. I'm really glad that I wasn't there, but Emmett's mind takes awesome mental pictures! I didn't even know there was anything up there. I still can't believe she didn't know about even a little bit of it before the wolves!
CARLISLE'S POV
...............What happened?
ESME'S POV
................I'm clueless! Would it KILL someone to tell me what the heck is (or was) going on?!
ROSALIE'S POV
I'm soooo beautiful............has Emmett pulled his (and my) prank ye- hey is that my reflection?!
EMMETT'S POV
As I as running to my Jeep to escape Alice, {By the way, she'll never forgive Operation Exterminate the Pixie}she showed up behind me out of nowhere! How do people {and vampires} do that without other people {and vampires} knowing?! I think I'll lose her by tricking her! Wait wouldn't losing her BE tricking her? I'm confused! Darn my short attention span!!
"Hey, Alice, you have a booger in your nose!" (I only said booger because it was the first thing that popped into my head and because I saw it on a TV show, I'm not even sure that vampires can have boogers!) I said as she cornered me in an alley (I didn't even know Forks had an alley!)
"What?! Where?!" she said, obviously preoccupied with getting the invisible booger out of her nose.
She should've seen that one coming! I took the chance to escape, pushing her over and darting to my Jeep.(No seriously! The stuid humans couldn't even see me!)
ALICE'S POV
Grrrrrr! EMMETT!!!! Oook calm down Alice.......ok I'm going to come up with an evil plan!
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The Next Day
Bwahahahahahaha!!!! My evil plan is COMPLETE! It is very simple but it IS complete. Emmett has now thought that I've given up. Emmett should know that Alice Cullen NEVER gives up! My so very excellent plan is short and sweet. I knowm that it shouldnt have taken a whole day to come up with it, but I had to consider ALL of my options. I mus t now wait until he leaves to DESTROY his X-Box with my flamethrower!
EMMETT'S POV
Seems like Alice hhas given up. I think I'll go out for a hunt, since it's safe...............
ALICE'S POV
Yessss! Emmett's gone! Now to put my plan into action! I made my way donstairs, acting like a ninja, wearing black and rolling around making sure the coast was clear. Finally, I got to the stupid piece of junk. I used my AWESOME hot pink flamethrower (okay it's not really mine, it's Rosalie's. Mine got crushed last week by....well you don't really have to know that........) and I used it in the house by the way......don't do that unless you're a trained professional like me! Mission accomplished. But something very "unexpected" happened when Emmett got home......
EDWARD'S POV
I was reading a very interesting book when a series of distressed, girly shrill screams, coming from downstairs, broke my attention. It was very similar to the sound of an enormous rat dying......not that I would know......anyways.....I went down to see what had happened. When I got there, Emmett as curled up in a ball, twitching on the floor, and clutching the remains of some burned object. It was a very sad sight.
"What's wrong now, Emmett?" I asked, not really out of curiousity, but ignorance, I wanted to get back to my book.
"A-A-A-A-l-l-ic-c-e, X-X-X--B-B-o-x-x." he stuttered through dry sobs. I knew exactly what had happened through two not-so-clear words: Alice had gotten her revenge. Well, guess what, Emmett wasn't the only one ho played that X-Box! We (Esme, Carlisle, Emmett, Me, and Rosalie) were going to end this! My plan was the most brilliant at our Operation Exterminate the Pixie 2 meeting. Sums it up in two words: Paintball Guns. But right now, we havent "officially" decided it yet, because we can't.
I made sure that Alice was doing something unimportant when we ambushed her. We all had paintball guns and she was totally unaware that we were out there, she was sorting clothes. Excellent. We could destroy her clothes AND her!
She'll never be able to get the paint out!
"On the count of three," I whispered,"1-2-3!" We all turned and unleashed our rath in every different color.
Alice had a look of absolute sadness on her face, whch suddenly flickered to pain, then to hate. This was, once again, something else she was never going to forgive us for. There was paint everywhere after we stopped shooting (or rather ran out). She darted out the second-story window. She would've been crying.....if that were possible.
ALICE'S POV
I can't believe they destroyed.......get ready for it.........my FAKE clothes. I'm soo glad that I stashed my real clothes when they organized their plans! I was prepared for several different futures. But I think that since I started it, then I should end it. Maybe. Well, I should go wash this paint out of my WIG. But as I was making my way to the river (because I didn't wnt to go back into the house) I met Jasper.
"What happened to you?" he asked me, not playing, he really didn't know what happened to me.
"You seriously do not know what happened to me?" I asked him astonished. We were being REALLY loud.
"No." he said, wanting me to get on with the story.
"It's a long story." I warned him.
"I've got time." he said with a smile.