"I like to EAT, EAT, EAT, apples and bananas!" I cried into the Piggly Wiggly grocery store.

Charlie looked over to me like I was the craziest woman alive.

"Jeez, dad, it's not like you haven't ever seen a mentally incompetent person... man up."


"Yeah, Charlie, don't you know it's rude to stare?" I agreed with myself.

"Bella, honey, please be aware that we ARE in public!"

"Define 'public'," I demanded, looking around the store to see that Mrs Webber was staring at me, too. "Oh.... Ooops..."

Charlie suggest that I head home, offering to just pick up dinner tonight. I think he was just trying to get rid of me.

"Yeah, you're probably right," I agreed with myself again.

I turned around to go head out to the truck when I remembered that Charlie wouldn't have a ride home.

That could be problematic. So I started to brainstorm with my brainstorm song: DON'TCHOO WANT ME BAYHBEH!?"

Hmmm, well-- Wait! Why am I brainstorming? Sarah you're brainstorming on how to get home without taking Charlie with you, and don't delete this sentence or tomorrow you will wake up in a ditch in Paris will red clay up your nose and eyes! ;-D Wouldn't dream of it ;D
Thank you, and BACK TO THE STORY (ps Sorry readers technical difficulty)!
-cant think of anything-
"Bella... Bella Swa-an?" I heard the nagging voice of Jessica Stanley call to me.

I quickly threw the closest object, my car keys, at her and sprinted for my truck.

"Wait, where are you going... you dropped your keys!"

"I'm going to American Eagle! Gotta stick it up to the man!" I called back, reaching my truck and jumping in.

She threw me the keys as I jumped in the truck, quickly shutting the door on my leg, which was my first mistake because I slammed the door on my foot, which made me cry out a screech of pain, and my second mistake was that I let Jessica drive me to the hospital, because she drives like a grandmother, and then my third (and at this moment my final) mistake was again letting Jessica take me because she called every person in Forks, Washington in the waiting room.

The nurse called me into the operating room, and just as she was walking out of the room, an angel walked in and said, "Hello, my name is Edward Cullen, you're Bella Swan, and I'll be checking up on your symptom before you go into-", and then he froze.

Without a word, he turned around and walked out of the room.

The whole last part was just me because SarahxJacob ran out of ideas...