Disclaimer: I do not own any final fantasy characters, Vampy Proxy owns Clarity.

Authors note: the first paragraph is what happens at the end. This chapter was originally the first chapter but the person who was unconscious was clarity and she is in this story too!! (you can learn about her more in Vampy Proxy's story which is not up yet.)

Chapter 2 The Cake

"God get off of me!" yelled Reno. Elena had a foot on his head and one on his spine.

"Okay I think he gets it. Get off of him," said Tseng.

"Do I have to?" asked Elena.

"Yes we have to go," said Tseng.

"Ha-ha I can breathe," said Reno.

2 days earlier

"Okay, this year we are going to host a party, since it is around Halloween it is a Halloween party! Everyone NEEDS to bring a treat of sorts," said Rufus, "you are dismissed,"

As they were walking back, Elena said "I'm going to make a cake," then she ran into her apartment and was out again with keys and dashed down the hall.

"Wow she's excited," said Reno and Tseng. Rude was already in his apartment. So the Turks turned in for the night.

The next day, Elena started to make the cake, the air was filled with the good scent of the cake, and then she realized she didn't have enough frosting so when the cake was done baking she went to the store. Meanwhile, Reno was walking by when the cake was pulled out of the oven and he smelled the cake his stomach growled. He quickly made up his mind with out thinking what would happen afterwards.

He was going to use all of his power to get to the cake.

First he went outside and got on a window washer chair thing and went all the way to up to Elena's window. It was locked and he didn't wasn't to jump inside because there were glass cases with loads of fragile things. He thought about jumping in but his back would be covered in glass. No he thought. Damn it now how was he going to get down fast enough so he went up and down the stairwell. Mean while Rufus heard 'dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*stop* dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*stop*

'What the hell is Reno up to now?" asked Rufus to Tseng.

"I have no idea," said Tseng.

Well back to Reno!

He was crouched down by Elena's door lock. Rude was walking down the hallway then Reno took out a bobby pin from his hair

"What the hell, Reno why do you have that in your hair?" asked Rude

"Good question, I have NO idea!" said Reno. Then he picked the lock. After a few minutes he hit the electrical wire and went flying back.

"Wow that was fun!" exclaimed Reno. He looked up the AIR DUCT! What a great idea. When he was half way in he heard someone coming and knocked on Elena's door, it was Clarity.

"Hey Eleney, are you in there? I want to go over Saturdays plans," said Clarity. Reno tried to think of what they were going to do.

"She's not home!" yelled Reno. Mean while Rufus heard the muffled yell and said "What the hell was that?" yelled Rufus.

"I think it is Reno in the air duct," said Tseng.

"Oh I see," said Rufus.

Well back to Reno!

"Why are you in the air duct?" asked Clarity.

"Well … um… I lost my hamster in here," said Reno.

"What is your hamster's name?" asked Clarity.

"Um it is … um… Clear Red,"

"Reno I'm not stupid!' exclaimed Clarity.

"Of course you aren't," said Reno.

"Well bye?!?!?" said Clarity. Reno started to kick his legs and got a boost from Clarity's head and went all the way in the vent.

"What a great accident you turned out to be!" yelled Reno.

"You are sooooo lucky I can't get into Rufus' pants right now!" she yelled back.

"Oh, so you have been in boss mans pants!" Reno replied.

"SHUT UP RENO!" yelled Clarity and she stomped away. Back by Rufus, he blushed.

Reno crawled away not looking where he was going and fell on his ass. He was in. He looked up to the counter and found the cake. He ate it like an animal until he heard her walk down the hallway. He left half of the cake and scrambled up the vent and crawled really fast and once more fell out of the vent. He landed as soon as Elena's door shut. Reno ran like the fucking wind to his apartment.

When he arrived at his room a loud high pitched scream was heard, "RENO!"

Everyone in the building heard this and their first thoughts were 'Reno is dead.'

Rufus and Tseng glanced at each other, frightened. "I'll get applications for a new Turk," Tseng announced.

"Yeah," Rufus nodded.

"Does everyone have a treat for the party tonight? . . . Where's Reno?" asked Rufus. Then the phone rang. Tseng picked it up.

"It's for you, sir," Tseng said. Rufus put the phone on speaker.

"Reno is too sick to work today. He is at his Grandma's house," Reno said, trying to impersonate an old woman, and then he hung up. Everyone burst out laughing because they knew what would happen if he showed up for work soon.

LATER. . . .

At the party, everyone was dressed up but the Turks. Rufus and Clarity were vampires. There was still no sign of Reno. Then in the crowd there was a bright head of red hair. It was obviously Reno.

He was dressed as a grandma. The Turks approached him, and took him to a blind spot of the camera, when there really wasn't one. Elena kicked him in the back and then stepped on him.

"Gods! Get off me!" cried Reno. Elena had one foot on his head and the other on his spine.

"Okay, I think he gets it. Now get off him," Tseng commanded.

"Do I have to?" Elena pouted.

"Yes, you have to."

"Haha, I can breathe again!" Exclaimed Reno after Elena got off him. Then they resumed the evening with Reno trying in any way to harm Elena, though he failed.