Baxter54132: Hey all I've jumped back onto the writing wagon so my dear co-writer is here too!!
Flipomatic: Sorry it took so long. Enjoy this wonderful chapter.
Baxter54132: Remember the last chapter?
Flipomatic: Shikamaru sent Naruto to us to do our disclaimer so everyone give him a warm welcome.
Naruto: Hey everyone! What am I doing again??
Baxter54132: *sigh… your doing the disclaimer. Do we have to fail you?
Naruto: NOOO!! Flipomatic and Baxter54132 don't own me, or Sasuke-teme.
Flipomatic: R and R
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Neji glares at Max. "We happen to be teammates," he retorts. "If I put you two together in a tent then I have to worry about Tenten's safety."
Max matches his glare, but knows that he won't win against the great Hyuuga death glare. He sighs in defeat. "You win, but tomorrow is a different story."
Tenten sweat-drops. "There won't be a tomorrow, this is a one-night mission…"
Neji smirks and rises to his feet. "I will take first watch," he says sternly, with a firm look towards Tenten. He meets her challenging stare.
"Fine," she submits, "Wake me up in 4 hours."
Max yawns and stands up. "I think I'm going to go to bed. Goodnight." He winks at Tenten as he makes his way to his tent. Tenten blushes slightly but it goes unnoticed by Max.
(Baxter54132: Neji notices)
Neji makes his way up a tree and settles down for an uneventful watch. Tenten heads to bed.
TIME IS PASSING
TIME IS PASSING TIME IS PASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Baxter54132: Its morning now)
Max steps out of his tent and blinks against the harsh sun. He notices Tenten up a tree so he walks silently up to its trunk. Amused, he gently knocks on the tree. Tenten's head snaps
down and glares murderously at Max. When she realizes he is no threat she jumps down from the tree. As she lands cleanly on her feet Max brings his hands together in applause. She
bows. "Thank you, thank you, but that was nothing." She imitates Max's wink from the night before. "I jump out of trees for fun. Now though," she adds, "we get to do something even more fun." Max follows her pointing finger towards the only zipped up tent remaining. A smile of realization crosses his face. (Baxter54132: like a Cheshire cat)
Tenten can't help bus smile too, Max's excitement is just that contagious. (Baxter54132: this is just our story, we have never actually have seen Neji awakening) She enters Neji's tent ready to flight an all out war. She nudges Neji gently with a false hope he will wake up. "Neji, its time to get up."
"Five more minutes," Neji groans and continues to roll over. Max runs out of the tent and returns with a bucket of water.
Tenten smirks evilly, "You can have the honor."
"Thanks," says Max and he attempts to poor the water on to Neji's head.
The water sploshes onto the ground. Neji has rolled over and dodged the water. (Flipomatic: All in his sleep)
Tenten laughs, "that will never work, in order to wake him up we need to create some kind of unavoidable danger."
Max shrugs. He turns to the still sleeping Neji and aims his foot. (Baxter54132: you can probably guess where…) Foot meets hand. Max finds himself thrown out of the tent by a still sleeping Neji. Max has another 'brilliant' idea.
"I have an idea," he says to Tenten.
"Ok… what is it?"
Max leans in to kiss Tenten.
Neji wakes up.
Max finds himself facing a peeved Neji. (Baxter54132: Go NEJI!!, Flipomatic: lol)
"Get out of my Tent," demands Neji with total icyness.
Max huffs out, very upset that he didn't get to kiss Tenten.
Neji glares at Tenten, "what were you thinking?" he asks.
Tenten shrugs, "he was hitting on me and it did get you up. Be ready in fifteen minutes."
Tenten leaves and Neji gets ready for the last day of the mission.
Fifteen minutes later
Tenten slings her backpack over her shoulder. "Lets get moving!"
Max enthusiastically lines up behind her like a little love-sick puppy. (Baxter54132: I came up with the love-sick puppy thing)
Neji follows with his byakugan activated. (Baxter54132: Yay Neji, he is always looking out for danger even when there is none!!)
Within an hour the group arrives at their destination.
Neji smirks, "bye Max."
Tenten glares at Neji, "be nice," she orders, "he didn't do anything to you."
Neji glares back, "there wasn't' enough time."
Max sweat-drops and looks hopefully at Tenten, before coming to the realization that he doesn't stand a chance against the great Neji Hyuuga. (Flipomatic: Yay Neji)
Max decides to tease them. "I know that I don't have a chance with you… have a good life with Neji."
Tenten blushes. "What I don't like…." Her voice trails off.
Neji sighs, "We aren't together."
Now it is Max's turn to smirk, "Whatever."
On that note Neji turns and leaves.
Tenten waves goodbye to Max and follows Neji.
Back in the Soul Society
Karin gathers her squad into their main lobby. She clears her throat to get everyone's attention. "You all know my brother Ichigo." They nod their heads. "I want to play a prank on him! Who is with me?" The squad cheers. (Baxtwer54132: because none of the like Ichigo)
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Baxter54132: And there you have it folks.
Flipomatic: Next time you can expect major Ichigo bashing.
Baxter54132: Ichigo's bashing depends on the number of reviews we receive.
Flipomatic: So review!
Naruto: REVIEW and bye
