Baxter54132: Hey everyone!! Today it is just me for the intro… Sasuke will do our disclaimer.

Sasuke: Hn

Baxter54132: lets get Tenten, our translator in to translate.

Tenten: He said that Baxter54132 does not own Naruto or Bleach.

Baxter54132: Thank you

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Ichigo's thoughts

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Karin quiets the group with a wave of her hand. "Everyone line up and transform so we can begin. The noise of poofing echoes around the room.

With Ichigo

Ichigo sits down on a bench.

Man I'm way overworked and I can't find Rukia anywhere.

'Rukia' walks up to Ichigo. "Ichigo you're a fool," she says and slaps him across the cheeks. She walks away in disgust.

What the hell... what did I do?

'Rukia' walks up again. "Ichigo, I hate you and I never want to see you again." She turns on her heels and storms away.

She hates me? Fine then I hate her too!

Rukia walks up. "Hey Ichigo how are you doing?" she asks.

He glares at her. "You know what Rukia," he says, "would you just leave me alone if you hate me so much."

Karin peeks around the corner. When she sees Ichigo and Rukia together she jumps out from behind the wall and runs over to them. She steps between them and puts her hands up.

"Stop!! It was just a prank."

A prank??

Karin looks towards where she just came from and yells, "come on out guys!" A small hoard of Rukia's come into the clearing. Karin smirks. "So Ichigo… can you tell which one is the real

one.

Of course I can… umm…

Ichigo glares at Karin, "have them get into a line, "he mumbles.

Karin smiles back at Ichigo. She turns to her loyal subjects, "you heard the man," she says, "get in a line."

"From shortest to tallest," Ichigo adds to the requirements.

A Rukia jumps out of line to run by height. Ichigo grabs her by the scruff of her shirt and throws her to Karin. "This one isn't her," he announces, "the real Rukia is the same height as all

of the clones." Naruto poofs back to normal and goes to mope in a corner.

Ichigo walks up to the 'Rukia' on the far right of the line. He looks at her eyes for a second before stating, "You are not Rukia" and moves on to the next one. The 'Rukia' he just talked

to asks, "What if I am Rukia?"

Ichigo replies gruffly with a glare "You are not Rukia because your eyes are the wrong color."

"Oops" 'Rukia' exclaims before poofing back into Lee, "I never was the best at hengeing anyway." He runs off to find Naruto, who has disappeared. Ichigo walks down the line giving

each 'Rukia' a quick glance. He then picks two 'Rukia's' out of the line along with the real Rukia. "These three are the closet to being the real Rukia. The rest of you all made at least one

really obvious mistake." All of the 'Rukia's who were not chosen sigh and poof back to themselves.

By looking at the group, Ichigo can tell who is left. One 'Rukia' is Shikamaru while the other is Sasuke. (Flipomatic: Rukia is still herself) While Ichigo is studying them closely, Neji and

Tenten get back from their mission.

As Tenten opens her mouth to ask what is going on, 'Rukia' (Sasuke) glares at her so she will keep her mouth shut. Tenten smirks, "Geez Sasuke, why are you glaring at me?" She

asks.

Ichigo follows Tenten's gaze to the 'Rukia' on the far right. "You," he points at Sasuke, "are not Rukia" Sasuke poofs back and glares at Tenten. She laughs.

Ichigo looks from Shikamaru to Rukia and back again. "…uh…"

Damn witch one is the real one?

They sit in silence until one of the 'Rukia's falls asleep. Ichigo sweat drops. "I know who the real Rukia is," he announces. He taps Shikamaru on the shoulder. "You can wake up now

Shikamaru…"

Shikamaru's eyes flicker open and he openly glares at Ichigo before walking out of the room to find a quiet place where he can get some much-needed sleep. (Baxter54132: Do you

think he knows he still looks like Rukia??)

Ichigo smirks, "I found you midget."

"Who are you calling a midget? You Jerk!"

"I'm calling you a midget you midget!"

All of the Ninja sweat drop. Karin steps between them. "Now now Ichigo you don't need to upset Rukia this was not her idea. It was mine, and it totally worked." She smiles and turns

to the Ninja, "thanks for all of your help dinner is in an hour, dismissed."

Neji sighs, "why do you have to start trouble every time we leave?"

Naruto glares, "its simple Neji, you are a party pooper. Its just unfortunate that Tenten is always with you she would have been good at this."

Neji glares back, "do you want to take this outside?"

Naruto gulps and hides behind Sakura. "Sakura-chan," he whines, "Neji wants to kill me."

Sakura turns to face Naruto. "Deal with it." She gets up and heads into another room, leaving Naruto to fend for himself. (Flipomatic: Poor Naruto)

All of the Ninja except for Lee leave. Lee is lost… unfortunately for Lee, Naruto found his own way back.

The room is empty except for the angry voices of a captain and a vice-captain having their daily fight.

An hour later, in the mess hall (the dinner place) (Flipomatic: I'm here now!!)

Naruto skips up to the chefs. "Do you have any ramen??"

"NO stop asking us every day."

Naruto storms away. "The cooks aren't very nice," he retorts to Sakura.

She sighs, "I don't care…"

He mopes away in sadness.

Karin can be found at the back right table sitting next to Toshiro. (Baxter54132: We should make a map…) Ichigo walks up with a mutinous look on his face. "Why are you sitting next to

my sister??"

Toshiro looks up from a bite of food. He shrugs, "cuz I wanted to."

Ichigo glares, "I want you to stay away from Karin."

Now it is Karin's turn to glare, "I can take care of myself, and that includes hanging out with whoever I want to! Anyway I'm stronger than Toshiro." To her left she hears a choking

noise of laughter.

"You're full of it," retorts Toshiro, "I could beat you at anything, anytime, anywhere."

Ichigo frown deepens, "if he gets to close you know where I am Karin." He storms away with anger radiating off of him.

Rangiku Matsumoto drops her tray in front of Toshiro and plops down across from him. "Hey Taicho, I heard you have a girl friend now."

Karin looks up, curious despite herself.

"Who told you that?" asks Toshiro.

"Kira," responds Matsumoto.

Toshiro sighs, "well Kira is wrong, I don't have a girlfriend."

Karin is surprised when she feels relief.

Rangiku points at Karin, "Kira said that Karin is your girlfriend."

Toshiro was grateful that he didn't have food in his mouth or it would have been spat out. He glares towards Kira who shudders, "I'll deal with him later, you know Rangiku," he adds,

"you shouldn't gossip its not good for you, just like sake."

Rangiku glares, "see you later Taicho." She gets up to go sit by Kira. (Baxter54132: secrets are never a good thing.) Karin is to shocked and watches Rangiku walk away silently.

The ninja's have a peaceful and entertaining dinner that night. (Flipomatic: all except Naruto who cried about his ramen) They really had fun watching their captain be embarrassed.

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Flipomatic: For all of the Ichigo lovers out there we are sorry…

Baxter54132: Sasuke wanted to say something before we close the chapter.

Sasuke: This is a message to Itachi. I WILL KILL YOU. REVIEW THIS SO I CAN HUNT YOU DOWN!!!!!

Baxter54132: Sasuke… you are going to scare them away.

Flipomatic: Don't worry folks we are sending him to see a shrink.

Sasuke: I don't need to see a shrink.

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