A/N This is Laugh, and it is Tivalicious! Hope you like it, R and R!
I still don't own them and it is frustrating me a tiny bit.
Laugh
Tony burst into laughter for the umpteenth time that day and Ziva slammed her pen down on her desk. They were the only ones in the squad room, because today, they were the last ones done doing paperwork. No wonder why, Tony was sitting at his desk laughing at something on his computer.
"Do you ever want to leave, Tony?"
He didn't answer; he just started laughing all over again.
"What are you doing?"
"Fan fiction."
"What?"
"I'm reading this thing called fan fiction, and it is hilarious!"
"What is fan fiction?"
"It's what fans write about movies, TV shows, books, and stuff if they don't like the way it's going."
"Oh, sounds boring."
"God, read this!"
"What is it about?"
"Law and Order CI, they want Goren and Eames to get together!"
"Who?"
"Have you never watched Law and Order?"
"No I have not."
"You are an embarrassment to this country, Zee-Vah!"
"I am not from this country, Tony."
"So? You live here!"
"On temporary loan, DiNozzo, now keep working."
"Gee, what crawled up our assassin's butt and died?"
"You want a paper clip shoved up your ass, Tony?"
Tony grimaced as he exited the window on his computer and continued working on his paperwork.
THREE HOURS LATER"How do Gibbs and Mcgee get their work done so fast?" Ziva threw her pen across the room and it stuck into the wall above Tony's head.
"Maybe it is because they do not whine the whole time."
"Then how come you aren't done yet?"
"I have to throw things at my partner."
"That's real mature, Ziva."
Ziva yanked a desk drawer open and pulled her gun out of it and started loading it.
"Ziva! What the hell are you doing?"
"Getting rid of my problem."
"That was a pretty effective way to make you not kill me, right?"
Tony and Ziva were in one of the stalls of the men's bathroom, naked.
"Maybe a more comfortable place next time, yes?"
"Why ruin all the fun?"
"We have paperwork, Tony."
"You have paperwork, I have fan fiction."
That was really, extremely short because I have slight writers block and I am driving myself insane!