"Well when you think about it Bella, Emmett does have a point. Vampires create no waste which is also inhuman so it would almost make more sense if you really didn't need to feed, nothing goes in so nothing comes out." Carlisle had to be joking! I couldn't be some sort of freaky, umm, freaky freak vampire! I've had enough weirdness in my life already!
"Let me get this straight, I don't eat, I don't "expel waste", I'm not affected by a single vampire power in the entire universe and yet I'm still classified as a vampire. Isn't a vampire generally defined as someone who has returned from the dead to drink the blood of the living? I don't exactly fit that, apparently I'm not a vampire!"
"That is just a theory, and it doesn't matter to us if you technically aren't a vampire, you're still family."
That is all short because after writing and posting I cut out a huge mistake and don't want to add more to this chapter. HA!
-The one who is not Zora, nor Casimir