Shinzu: The real chapter is… coming soon. Right now I really wanted to type this aaannnddd… yeah, I'm still thinking of a few things for the next chapter. And hey, I need a break from the serious stuff.

Kit IS in this because… I want him too. –Smiles- Please be aware that Kit is… er… dead in the real story so… yeah, I hope you understand… -Sits in emo corner-

I do not own SERVED although it's my favorite comic evar.

And this is like, two stories in one chapter. =D

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Once again- or… for the first time- there was peace in the Castle that Never Was. It probably helped knowing that the kids where all locked inside the computer room with like, 1000 locks on the outside- Kudos Xaldin. The only one that /can/ open the locks is Xaldin… so… yeah.

"It's quiet in here," Larxene said. "Too quiet."

"I think its fine," Zexion said and continued reading his book.

Axel raised his hand. "I agree with Larxene!" he said. "It's WAY to quiet!"

"It's fine in here!" Xemnas said. "The kids are locked up in the attic/Computer room so… ENJOY IT!"

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"Find anything good on DeviantART?" Hina asked and opened one eye. Her and just about everyone where asleep on beanbags… inside the computer room.

"Nah, not yet…" Kit yawned and clicked through Organization Pictures. "But I can just say this; I'm scarred for life…"

"Yaoi?" Lynx asked.

Kii sat up. "What's yaoi?" she asked.

Everyone: O_o

"Uhhhhh….n-nothing of importance!" Lynx said.

Kii shrugged and leaned back in her beanbag.

Fang, Jinko, Zian, and Shizuko hadn't woken up… I guess it's a miracle to them.

"Hey, what's this?" Kit asked and looked at the screen.

"What's what?" Lynx asked back and walked over. "Huh…SERVED?"

"Wwwwhhhaaaaa?! My dad is NOT a rapeist!" Kit shouted.

"Whhaaa?" Fang asked. "What's going on?"

Kit and Lynx began to explain the… comic to them.

Hina looked at the screen. "Heh, at least they got dad right…" she said. "Well… the British part… Hey, he doesn't have rum…"

Lynx was now sitting Indian style. "Dad is… Vexen's lawyer…?"

Kit mumbled something and took out a walketalke. "HEY!" he said through it. "I'm sending something to your computers!"

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Zexion nearly fell off his chair in surprise. "Marluxia, you're kid has gone crazy!" he said and retrieve his book.

"He's not crazy," Marluxia said. "Just…loud and bossy."

"Just like you," Xaldin said and pulled a large black sticker out of no where. He put it on part of his chair and reacher through, soon pulling out a laptop. (xD Sorry, I had to do it! ) "Alright, what's all this about something being sent to our computers?"

Everyone coppied him, all of them soon having there laptop.

"What's SERVED?" Xigbar asked.

"Beats me…" Zexion said and began to read it.

Marluxia: X_X

"Those LIARS!" he shouted at the computer.

Vexen- for once- had no comment. "You… huh…"

Lexaeus laughed to himself. "Rapeist," he said to Marluxia.

"Shut up!" Marluxia wined.

"Pansy?" Xigbar asked. "I should have thought of that sooner. Ha! Ninja Poof!"

"That's so not right," Luxord mumbled. "I never get drunk."

"Well, apparent- Hey! I'm the judge!" Larxene laughed.

Sadly, they where all reading at different speeds.

"I'm not THAT short," Zexion mumbled.

"HA!" Axel laughed, reading a part where he was the witness. "God this is funny. PANSY!"

"Marluxia, your reputation is going down the drain right now," Roxas commented.

"Oh shut up," Marluxia mumbled.

Luxord: X_x

"Okay…" he said. "Xigbar, you have a problem with the wo-"

"OBJECTION!" Xigbar snapped.

"Oh GOD! It's giving him ideas!" Xemnas sighed.

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Now everyone was awake, only because they heard lots of talking down below in that large freaking chair room.

"Heh…" Lynx laughed (There's like, 20 computers) and clicked 'next' on the comic. "OBJECTION!"

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"CRAP!" Xemnas mumbled. "Now LYNX is saying it!"

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Zian was just about finished reading it, but got confused at some parts… And sadly no one would tell him what some words ment. "," he said to himself.

"Oivey," Hina mumbled. "Lynx, your dad's SUCKS at being a lawyer."

"HE KILLED AXEL?!?!?" Jinko gasped. T_T "Not right…"

"Saix-Puppy!" Kii laughed. "Dad…what's wrong with you? He's not handsome he's ADORABLE!"

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"Saix-Puppy!" Demyx said happily.

Saix: O_O "I'm outta here…" he said and jumped down from the chair.

Demyx: T-T

"But Saix- Puppy!" he said.

"Oh give it up," Xaldin said and pressed the next button. "How come I'M always the one being the cook?"

"You look like one," Larxene observed.

"Yes, he does accualy," Vexen said, finaly finishing the comic.

"Let those kids out!" Xemnas said. "I can't take it! They are grounded from the computer room!"

Xaldin nodded and dissapeared in a portal.

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Everyone jumped in surprise when they heard a bunch of scratching on the door.

"Who is that…?" Fang asked.

"I don't know…" Hina and Kit said in unison.

"It's Xaldin!" Kii said and jumped up from her chair. "He's letting us out!" The second she said that the door opened to reveal Xaldin.

"Yes it's me," Xaldin said. "Now hurry up and get out; Xemnas wants to see you."

All: O_o

"CRAP," They said in unison and walked out of the room.

"This is BAD," Shizuko mumbled.

Once they got to the chair room, everyone was doing something different. Marluxia was in the emo corner, Zexion was mumbling to himself about the whole sounding like a 5 year old (in the comic), Xaldin was talking to himself, and I think you get it from there.

"Alright, witch one of you found that stupid comic?" Xemnas asked.

"It has to be one of you older kids," Zexion said.

'Oh no oh no…' Kit thought. "Uhhhh…me…"

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In the end, Kit and Marluxia where thrown into a room that was surrounded by bars (like the one Kairi was in in number 2), Xemnas had duck taped Lynx and Xigbar's mouths shut, Zexion was sent to anger management class (don't ask), Vexen and Shizuko where sent to there rooms, and… you get it from there.

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Okay, what would you do if you where only permitted to 5 rooms (Kitchen, your room, chair room, common room, training room) inside a CASTLE? Would you just stay with those rooms and be nice little boys and girls?

HELL NO.

When you're in a castle you break the rules! Go into rooms you aren't supposed to, right? Well, why don't you try telling that to our little… friends over here.

"No," Kit said. "I do not want to explore!"

"But Kiiittt!" Hina wined. "You've been here for 18 years and have only seen 5 rooms? You've gotta explore! Lynx explores."

"Well, Lynx is a pirate's son," Kit said. "And pirates always break the rules!"

Hina looked at the ground. "Yeah, I guess your right," she said and snapped her fingers. Kit cursed when he was suddenly forced into a card.

"FINE FINE!" he snapped. "Just get me out!"

Hina grinned and let him out of the cards. "Let's go!" She said in her crazy British way and ran down the hall. Kit sighed and ran down the hall, barely catching up to her.

The two ran down to the end of the hall and looked around. "Woah…"

"What room is this?" Hina asked.

"I've heard about it," Kit said. "Proof of Existance…"

"Jeez, this place is like a graveyard!" Hina mumbled and walked over to one of the large stones. "The Savaged Nymph…"

"That's Larxene," Kit said and jumped up when he heard running from down the hall. "Oh, it's you."

"Yes it's me," Zian said in Kit's voice. "Anyway, why are you in this room? Xemnas's orders where not to come in here!"

Kit and Hina looked at eachother. "We wanted to," they said in unison.

"Well, I was forced to come," Kit mumbled.

Zian shrugged. "Yeah uh… what is this room?" he asked.

"I think it's called Proof of Existance," Kit said. Zian ran up the little ramp in the middle of the room and looked at one of the stones.

"The Freeshooter," he said and ran to the one across from it. "The Whirlwind Lancer…"

"The Gracefull Assassin!" Hina said. "The Gambler of Fate…"

"These are the Org. names Xemnas gave everyone," Kit said.

"How come this one has like, black stuff all over it?" Zian asked and motioned for everyone to come over. "It says The Cloaked Scheamer, but there's no picture or anything…"

It was silent for a moment.

"Zexion," Kit said quietly. "It's just like the Kingdom Hearts 2 game. And on Wikipedia… it said that because no one knew what Zexion's weapon was… they destroyed the gravestone…"

Zian blinked and looked at the one next to him. "There's like, 13 here," he said. "All of them are blue…"

"Yeah, I guess that means no one died," Hina said. "Because you know… graveyard lookin' place."

"KIT! HINA! ZIAN!"

The three of them looked at eachother.

"GET OUT HERE NOW!"

"Let's go," Kit said and ran out of the room. Hina and Zian quickly followed, not sure of what was going to happen.

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Xemnas paced around infront of the three when they got to his room. "And why would you go around exploring?" he asked. "I told you- those rooms are off limits!"

"Her idea," Kit said and stepped to the side while pointing to Hina.

"MY idea?!" Hina snapped. "You're the one that agreed!"

Zian sighed. "I just went because I heard them walking down the hallway," he said. "So blame them."

Xemnas stepped in between the two argueing teens and said, "Witch one of you started it?"

"Started what?"

"Witch one of you came up with the idea!" Xemnas snapped, quickly loosing patience.

"Hina!" Kit said. "She trapped me in a card and forced me to go!"

"LUXORD! MARLUXIA!" Xemnas yelled.

Hina and Kit covered there ears. At the same time Zian stepped to the side and two portals appeared.

"What?" Luxord asked and stepped through the portal.

"What happened this time?" Marluxia asked when he was out of the portal.

Xemnas pushed Hina and Kit forward. "They went into the Proof of Existance," he said. "Decided to explore."

"What, Lynx does it!" Hina said when she saw Luxord glare at her.

"Lynx is like, 21," Luxord said. "He has the right to..."

Kit frowned and looked at the ground. "I don't see why we can't look around," he said. "We live in the freaking castle! People who pla- wait…."

"What?" Marluxia asked.

"You know, the game's castle looks exactly like our castle…" Kit said. "How did the people know what it looked like?"

Zian laughed and said, "Maybe the Heartless are betraying us."

Xemnas looked around. "That might be it…" he said and looked at everyone. "Leave, I need to think."

Luxord and Marluxia nodded. Luxord grabbed Hina and Zian by the wrists and dragged them through a portal while Marluxia dragged Kit through a different portal.

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"Lynx, let me see tha game controller," Fang said after receiving a message from his father and walked up to Lynx. "I need to check on something."

"What for?" Lynx asked and continued fighting the game's Luxord.

Fang sighed. "Xemnas's orders," he said. Lynx mumbled something to himself and threw the controller to Fang. Luxord had beaten him…for like, the 100th time in a row. Fang sat in a chair next to Lynx and moved the little Sora.

"I don't see why you need to play it," Lynx said.

"Well, look at this," Fang said and walked down one hallway to where the Xigbar fight took place. "This room is exactly like the middle room of the castle…"

"Dude your right!" Lynx said and looked at the screen closly. "Full detail too!"

Fang nodded and walked up to the Proof of Existance. "This room is full detail too- even Zexion's gravestone is right!" he said.

"So…what are you trying to say?" Lynx asked.

"The Heartless are betraying us," Fang said. "That or somehow the people who created the game got something into the castle."

It was quiet for a few moments untill Lynx said, "Heartless are betraying us…"

Rofl! BAD Heartless, BAD!

Hope you enjoyed your filler chapter. 8D

…Yeah, I've got nothing else. The next chapter will come in 1-5 years. JK! It will be here between 1-5 DAYS. xD