A/N: Thirteen is my best friend's lucky number, ironically, so this chapter shall be longer than usual!! YAY! (Thank my friend Jenna, not me!!)

By the way, Lysander is Luna's sun…and Rose's husband.

This one is rated PG-13 for references! But it's not too bad, I promise! Maybe PG-12? LOL. Don't let it scare you off—it's nothing, I swear!

Disclaimer: If I owned, don't you think I'd have more reviews?? –hint hint-


Rose Weasley

Pajamas

"C'mon, babes, into bed with you."

"Mummy, I don't wanna!"

"Get in your jimjams and go to sleep, baby, please!"

A pause.

"Mummy, are you mad?"

"No, love, I'm just…frustrated. And tired."

"Sorry. I'll go to sleep now." Snuggling under the covers. Goodnight kisses.

Sighs of relief.


"Hey, Rosie."

"Oh, you aren't asleep yet, Lysander?"

"Come off it, you're glad I'm not asleep yet."

Small smiles. "Perhaps I am. What do you want from me?"

Laughter.

Rose is slung over Lysander's shoulder in one deft sweep.

"Lyse! Lysie, no! Please! Aaah!" Frenzied whispers. Slapping his back in protest.

More quiet laughter.

"Okay, get in that beautiful nightgown of yours."

"Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Scamander?"

"I am indeed, Mrs. Scamander. What do you say about another little boy?"

"If it's not a girl this time, I'll die."

"No you won't, love. You'll love him as much as Tyler."

"Well, you know what he did?"

"What did he do, love?"

"He was being a pain, as usual, but then I told him I was frustrated and tired, and he got right to sleep!"

"Oh good, he's fast asleep."

"Lyse!"

Laughter. "Sorry, sorry, sorry! I won't make any more dirty jokes till you're back here, in bed with me, not wearing anything."

"Lysander!"

"Okay, okay, not tonight, then."

"Well, maybe tonight."

"You aren't too tired?"

"Well, I won't be if you get into your sexy, silky pajamas, the ones I love."

A chuckle. A pause—"There. A girl this time, all right? If not, I'll blame you!"

The pajamas aren't worn much longer, and eight months, four weeks, and a day later, a little girl is born.

"I still blame you," Rose says, exhausted, and her husband covers her in a blanket.

"Why, love? I'm wearing the sexy pajamas!"