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Authors' Note: In case you read our profile and we wondering, WALL-E wrote the Team Jacob Bella, and M-O wrote the Team Edward Bella.
Bella Swan Arguing with Herself
Topic: Jacob or Edward?
This is an argument between the two minds of Bella. Should she give her love to Edward or Jacob? Enjoy. We did.
I like Jacob.
But I love my Eddy-Bear!
Oh Shut-up! Jacob is my Were-Bear!
But Edward sparkles!
Real men DO NOT sparkle! You don't see Batman sparkling do you?
Batman is a fictional character, get a life! But Edward is… (Dreamy sigh)
I see you've been searching Wikipedia again.
It's just as reliable as Edward's mood!
Okay Bella, the guy stole your engine.
To protect me! That's true love! Jacob ratted on my bikes!
Jacob was trying to protect you too!
But Edward SPARKLES! OMG!
Is that your defense for everything; sparkly?
No…He's super HOT too.
Wow. At least Jacob isn't a Gary Stu like your beloved Edward.
What? His name is Edward, not Gary! GOD!
No, I mean…never mind. Hey, Jacob didn't dump you at least.
But Eddy-Bear had a reason! To keep me HAPPY and human!
Get over yourself! He left because you don't even know how to unwrap presents without getting yourself almost killed!
OH NO YOU DI-DINT JUST SAY THAT BELLA!
Whatever, at least I'm not a Mary-Sue!
MY NAME ISN'T MARY! JESUS CHRIST! GET OUR NAME RIGHT!
Wow…you're just so…wow.
I know…I'm amazing. Edward is finally starting to rub off on me. (Dreamy sigh, again)
(Sigh)