well I hoped you enjoyed my second chapter it's not as easy to write these as it looks anyway wheres my thrid chapie enjoy! Oh and I'm changing Camuel back to Cam for Confession's and *bleep* will be changed to \BLEEP\ and to all my viewers out there I'm sorry if I take so long to upload these I've just been having mega writers block and yes I saw the TDI special and yes I know that Harold and Leshawna broke up but since this is a fan fic I'm going to continue it anyway so just use your imagenation and if this is the flame dude reading this I just hav something to say %#$ YOU!!!Ok NOW enjoy.
Chris:"Last time on Total Drama Action! Our lovely campers had to face some grusome challenge's against fearsome animal's such as bears&wolves. But in the end due to Owen's atomic fart sadly he was the first one to get on the boat of loser's. Who will be going home tonight fine out on Total Drama Action!"
Theme song plays.
It was a boring day at the Bears cabin. Gwen's head was laying on Trent's shoulder while his head was laying on Gwen's head talking about what to do today, Spike was checking his skateborad wheels, Duncan was listining to his i-pod witch was playing srceam,aim,and fire by bullet for my valantine,and Meg was just in deep thought. She then see's Courtney walking.
Meg:"Hey Courtney mind if I walk with?"
Courtney:"Why so you can steal something else from me!"
Meg:"WHAT?! No! I would never-
Courtney:"Look just leave me alone!"
Confession Cam:
Meg:"Ok I don't get what's up with that lad. I mean I'm just trying to make friends with her but she keeps giving me the cold shoulder."
Courtney:"I know what her game is! First she tries to be my friend and then she'll backstab me jsut like Heather did to Lindsey!"
Confession Cam ends:
It was also just a boring day at the Hawks cabin. Bridgette was waxing her surfboard,Leshawna was chewing and blowing her gum,Paul was spitting in was spit can,Heather was putting on eye liner,and Dan was tapping his foot while at the same time fliping his lucky doller coin.
Leshawna:"Ahem!" she said to Dan. "Ahem!!"
Dan:"\Sigh\ What!"
Leshawna:"Could you please stop that noise!"
Dan:"\Sigh\ Fine!" Dan then stop tapping his foot but still kept fliping the coin witch pissed off Leshawna."Hey!" He said after Leshawna took his coin before it landed on his hand."You Ma'am have just made a HUGE mis-"
Chris on speaker:"Alright campers time for bruch Muclan out!"
Dan:"you are soooooooooooo lucky lady."
Confession Cam:
Dan:"DAMN that Leshawna! No wonder that \bleep\ Heather hates her.
Leshawna:"OK! I never thought I'd say this but this guy makes Heather look like little miss sunshine...I'm starting to think this guy will cause more drama then Heather."
Confession Cam ends:
later at the cafatira everyone was eating Chef's so called mell.
Lindsey:"I wonder what Chuck will make us do."
Gwen:"Probley something to publicly humilate us on live television as always."
Lindsey:"\gasp\ Oh my god where live on TV?! Hi mom! Hi dad!"
Trent and Ray-Ray then smack their own foreheads.
Jenny:"That's disturbing." Meanwhile at the Hawks side of table.
Dan:"Ok Heather listen up we need to recrute someone alse in our allaince."
Heather:"So who did have in mind?"
Dan:"Well everyone from season1 hates you so there out. And I think us noobs here are starting hate you too. So there's only one person who I can think of that will join."
Heather:"And that is who?"
Dan:"Him." He said while pointing at paul who just picked his nose then wiped a piece of snot on the table.
Heather:"EWW! No way! Oh no no no no no no no no! No way! No how! Not a chance! Forget!"
Dan:"\sigh\ Look raven hair! We need someone who we can use to do whatever we say and he has a mega crush on you and..my god you where too much frecken make-up I mean it's like looking at a 50 year old barbie doll-but the point is that were not gonna get another chance like this! But since you won't agree there's only one thing left to do." After he said that he took out his lucky doller coin.
Heather:"What the hell are you doing?"
Dan:"Playing a little game called chance. Here's the rules Heads we find someone alse to join if were lucky, Tails you suduce him into our side." After he said that Heather gave Dan a huge smack on the face. "NOT LIKE THAT YOU IDOIT!!! I mean you have to confince Paul to join us ok!" He said in anger with devilsh voice.
Heather:"FINE! Just flip the damn coin!"
Dan:"Ok! Sheesh! Seriously girl way too much make-up."
Heather:"Shut it already!"
Dan then flips the coin and it then lands on his hand.
Dan:"HAH! It looks like I win. Well what are you waiting for talk to the redneck."
Heather:"\sigh\ Hey hillbilly!"
Paul:"Hehehe. I knew you's wanted me darling. Yeeee-hi!"
Heather:"Look redneck! Me and Dan are forming an allaince and we desided to let you join so are you in?"
Paul:"I-I don't know? My pa told me that in these kind of shows allaince are nothing but trouble."
Heather:"\sigh\ You know I never notice how cute you look with those stubbles." She said touching his face.
Paul:"Hehe. Well I do only shave once a month" He said all red.
Heather:"And I love how you keep your hair straight up."
Paul:"Aww gosh. That just good old chicken grease." Heather then wips the grease off her hand
Heather:"So you in?" She said kinda sexy.(Eww can you all imagine that?!)
Paul:"Well...ok. But only so I can be with you."
Dan:"YES!" He scream and jumped out of his seat witch cause everyone to look at him."Sorry." He said then sat back down.
Meanwhile Harold and Geoff were making face's of their girlfriends out of there so called breakfest.
Harold&Geoff:"\Long depressed sigh\."
Harold:"I miss Leshawna."
Geoff:"I miss Bridge."
Trent:"You know you guys can still date them."
Harold:"Yeah we know."
Geoff:"We just really miss them."
Just as meg was gonna go for seconds but Duncan stops her.
Duncan:"Oh don't worry I've got."
Meg:"Oh..ok thanks..I think."
Duncan then winks at her. Courtney however seeing this looked angry and then drank her glass of water like a jump shot then slam it on the table.
Chris:"Good moring campers."
Clear:"Good moring." She said cheerfully.
Chris:"Ok campers for todays challenge were playing BASKET BALL!!"
Tyler:"YEAH! Alright Woo-hoo!"
Chirs:"You all must chose a captin on each team once your done with that meet me at the old dodgeball arena so get moving people!"
Back at the Bears cabin
Courtney:"Ok guy listen up yesturday we almost lost we can let that happen again so I'm electing my self captin because I'm a-"
Jenny:"Yeah yeah we know CIT blah blah blah we get it but.."
Courtney:"But what?"
Trent:"Well we've been thinking and we think Ray-Ray should be captin for today."
Coutrney:"WHAT! Are guys crazy he's a noob! Why him?!
Duncan:"I'll tell you princess. told us his an expert at basket ball, 2. he's our strongest guy on our team,and 3. were so sick and tried of your bossyness."
Spike:"Its true we are bra."
Courtney:"Fine but don't blame me if we lose."
Confession Cam:
Courtney:"I can't believe this! They chose him over me I'm a \Bleep\ingCIT! \ugh\!
Ray-Ray:"Dang dog that cracker needs to chill thank god she ain't in my town people would be shooting her up big time yo."
Gwen:"\sigh\ ...Ok I don't hate Courtney and all but she really knows how to piss someone off. I swear to god that if dhe brings up that she's a CIT or I should be incharge one more time I think I'll snap her neck off."
Confession Cam ends:
Back at the Hawks side.
Dan:"Alright people pay attintion since I know alot about basketball I'll be captin."
Leshawna:"Excuse me white boy but I play basketball all the time at my place I think I should be captin."
Dan:"Well maybe in your world you can but I don't think so sweetcakes."
Leshawna:"Hey now don't think just cause your a noob I won't smack you up side the head!"
Dan:"Ok ok I've got an idea I think you already know my friend . Heads I lead. Tails you lead deal?
Leshawna:"Fine bring it on cream puff!"
Dan flips coin.
Dan:"Hehe. Looks like luck is on my side shawny."
Leshawna:"\Growl\ Fine!" She then kicks Dan's leg.
Dan:"Oww! Little b-"
Leshawna:"Oh oh oh don't you dare say it!"
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Dan:"Your fat."
Leshawna then tackles Dan and they start fight.
Meanwhile at the old dogdeball arena.
Chris:"Welcome welcome welcome everyone as some of you know this was a dogdeball arena. But now it's basketball stadiem. Raging Bears,Merciless Hawks you need 3 points to win. So any questions before we begin?"
Lindsey put's her hand up.
Chris:"\Sigh\ Any questions that do not invole how to play,where are we,or what's your name?" He said rubbing his eyes.
Lindsey put's her hand down.
Chris:"Ok then let's begin."
Chef blows whisle.
Dan:"Ok look we can't afford any sreaw up's got it. We need 5 peolpe out there so me,Miki,DJ,Tyler,and Clear were up understand?"
DJ:"Yep."
Clear:"Um hmm."
Miki:"Right-a-Rhooney!"
Tyler"Got it."
Meanwhile at the Bears side of the court.
Ray-Ray:".We can't be slacking off ok ya'll? So Duncan,Geoff,Trent,Spike,and Jenny your going in first."
Duncan:"\Sniff\. Whatever."
Geoff:"Ok."
Trent:"No problem."
Spike:"Your the boss dude."
Jenny:"Fine."
Chris:"Ok! 3..2..1..PLAY BALL!" He then drops the ball on the court.
Duncan passes the ball to Spike who then passes to Trent however Dan knocks the ball out of his hand.
Dan:"A bassketball?! Oh you shouldn't have. Catch big boy!"
Dan then passes the ball to DJ.
Miki:"DJ I'm open see?!"
DJ then passes the ball to to Miki she then dodge's Jenny and Geoff. She then see's Tyler wide open and then passes the ball to him.
Tyler:"YES!! I'm so gonna score big time!"
Tyler then throws the ball hoping that it'll land on the hoop but the ball only goes 3ft away from him witch then cause's the hawk members to smack there own foreheads.
Confession Cam:
Duncan:"Hahahahahahaha!!! NO \BLEEP\INGWAY!!! That's just to \BLEEP\ING funny!" Duncan then rolls over laughing
Jenny:"That's just..just..wow."
Confession Cam ends:
Spike then swapt's the ball off the floor and then does a slam dunk.
Chris:"OHHH! And 1 point for the Bears!
Spike:"Haha! How do you like that Hawkies! Boom Shaka Laka Laka! Boom Shaka Laka Laka! Boom Shaka Laka Laka! BOOM!"
The Raging Bears then Cheer.
Commercial break.
Tyler then walks over to his team in shame.
Dan:"Nice throw. INGREAT!!!"
Leshawna:"Hey he was just trying to help us out!" She said standing up for Tyler.
Dan:"You stay out of this fatty!"
Leshawna:"Oh no you didn't!"
Back at the Bears side.
Harold:"That's it! I've had it with that guy picking on my gal! GOSH!"
Spike:"Harold! Dude! Hold it we can't cause any drama today and plus Leshawna is a big girl she can handle this ok?"
Harold:"\Long sigh\ Fine."
Back at the Hawks side where Leshawna and Dan were sending words back at one another
Leshawna:"White trash."
Dan:"Choclate hippo!"
Leshawna :"OH!...It's so on now!"
Dan:"Bring it on baby!"
Clear:"Please stop this! Don't you both get it this what the other team want's! To rip us apart!"
DJ:"Clear is right if we continue doing this we'll lose."
Leshawna:"FINE!!"
Dan:"FINE!!"
Confession Cam:
Leshawna:"If that little-"
Dan:"No good-"
Leshawna:"Ungrateful-"
Dan:"Piece of crap-"
Leshawna:"Talk's bad to me again-"
Dan:"She is sooooo-"
Leshawna:"Going down!"
Confession Cam ends:
Back at the Bears side.
Geoff:"Dude that was awesome!"
Meg:"How did you do that lad?"
Jenny:"Yeah! Tell us!:"
Spike:"Oh that move? I just spazed out and did something."
Ray-Ray:"Yeah well we need you for that do that again so your in again. Meanwhile Gwen,Courtney,Harold,Lindsey,and Meg we need you in there."
Courtney:"Harold?! Lindsey?! Are you crazy?! Their the weakest members of our team!...No offensive."
Harold:"None taken."
Lindsey:"Who were you talking to again?"
Back at the Hawks side.
Dan:"alright look since the bears won the 1st point thanks to a certain SOMEONE! We need fast and strong guy's out. So Leshawna,Miki,Paul,Ezekiel,and Heather your up."
Heather:"Yeah I don't play in heels."
Dan:"Yeah! Well if you don't play Your so out of the alliance understand!"
Heather:"\Ugh\ Fine!"
Chef blows whisle
Gwen passes the ball to Harold who then was about to pass it to Meg but all of a sudden Paul then Knock's it out of Harold's hand. Paul passes it to Heather however Heather was to busy doing her nails so the ball then hits her in the face. After that a few people including Gwen Leshawna,Bridgette,Jenny,Spike,and Trent burst out laughing.
Chris:"OH! Lets see that in super slow-mo."
Video plays in super slow-mo
Chris:"Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark."
Bridgette:"I got the ball."
Dan:"Then why are you standing there lady?! RUN! \Bleep\ing RUN DAMN IT! RUN!"
Geoff then looks at Dan all pissed.
Dan:"And what the \bleep\ are you looking cowboy?!"
Confession Cam:
Geoff:"Ok I don't hate Dan but no talks to my babe like that."
Confession Cam ends:
Bridgette then passes the ball to Leshawna but just then Courtney then knock's the ball out of her hand then passes the to Jenny who then passes the ball to Lindsey however Lindsey throw's the ball at Miki's face.
Ezekiel:"\Gasp\ NOOOOO!!!!!" He screamed and then ran over to her.
Meg:"Lindsey darling! this isn't dodgeball it's basketball!"
Lindsey:"Ohhhhhhh. I thought we were playing dodgeball."
Everyone then slap's their own foreheads. Meanwhile Miki gains concious and then see's Ezekiel face.
Miki:"\Groan\ Ezekiel..\groan\ my face. How's my face?"
Ezekiel:"It's really..not that bad you still look pretty."
Miki:"I do?!"
Ezekiel:"Yeah...really."
Both Miki and Ezekiel then stare at eachother romanticly but all of a sudden Heather interupt's them.
Heather:"Hello! What are you two doing were here to win not hold hands and kiss!"
Ezekiel:"Oh yeah right!"
Ezekiel then passes it to Paul and then he dodge's both Meg and Courtney and then he throw's the ball at the hoop and it goes in.
Paul:"Yeeee-hi that's how we roll! WOO!!"
The Merciless Hawks then cheer.
Dan:"Never thought I'd say this but nice job hillybilly."
Paul:"Ah shuck's it was nothing."
Confession Cam:
Paul:"I owe it all to my cousin Ben and his talent of throwing stuff! WOO!!"
Confession Cam ends:
Courtney:"well that's just great now there tying with us!"
Duncan:"Oh relax doll we still can win this."
Courtney:"\Ugh\ your such an Throll!
Gwen:"Here we go again."
Ray-ray:"Yo yo yo all of ya'll will calm down up in here! Duncan is right dog we just gotta keep playing and I'm sure will win."
Spike:"Ok talk bro your like not even playing man. And 2. Can you please stop saying dog it's irritatting dude."
Ray-ray:"Hey man in my town captin never plays."
Gwen:"..Oh..your \bleep\ing us right?!"
Ray-ray:"No. If I was I would be saying haha joking but I'm not."
Courtney:"Well I'll tell you guy's if I was captin-"
Everyone:"OH SHUT UP COURTNEY!!!!"
Confession Cam:
Courtney:"'sheesh! What the hell is their major malfunction? I was just saying."
Confession Cam ends:
Chris's boost moble phone then rings.
Chris:"Yo where you at dog? What?! For real?! Damn it! \Annoyed sigh\ f-f-fine I'll do it."Chirs then turns off his phone and then turns his way to the campers."Ok campers change of plans. Next team who score's this next point wins it all!
Heather:"But you said that one team who has 3 points wins!" She shouted.
Chirs:"Yes but you all took so long just to score one point that the show is almost over! Plus in 1 hour 6teen will be on."
The campers all say nothing.
Chris:"You know 6teen? The lineless cartoon show? It was created by the same guys who made this show? It's the the highest and greatest show on Teletoon besides this one?! Aw forget it. Look anyway when I press this buttin on this remote the hoops will be turned gold and when some one on there team makes a point they win got it. Ok in 3...2...1...NOW!!!
Chris then presses the buttin but instead of turning the hoops gold the Hawks bench blows up.
Geoff:"BRIDGE!!!
Harold:"LESHAWNA!!!
Lindsey:"TAYLOR!!!
Chris then looks at the remote."Oh opps this is the remote that turns on the bombs. Hey Chef you were right! The bombs from season 1 were hidden somewhere in the basket ball arena!" Chris said to Chef.
Geoff:"Bridgette! Guys! Are you ok?!?
Bridgette:\Groan\ were ok..oww.
Chris:"Umm ok why don't we all go to a commercial break."
Commercial break
Chris:"And were back!" Chris then looks at the hawks who are injurded."Sooo how are we doing from recovering." He said and then for the heck he gave a sadistic chuckle.
Dan:"Well besides that Bridgette and Clear are in wheelchairs,Ezekiel sprand his hands,Leshawna is in cluches,Miki has neck cast,Heather is in a body cast,paul's throwing arm is broken,DJ's leg is shatter like a dinner plate,and my right arm is broken,and Tyler is..supriseingly ok ,WERE PISSED OFF!!!!!"
Chris:"Ok ok sorry sheesh. anyway were at the last part of the game."
Heather:"Well this is just great people now how's going to play!"
Leshawna:"I can't believe I'm saying this but for once white girl here is right we need someone to play! And we need someone to play NOW!
DJ"But..Who?"
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Clear:"There's one hope left." After Clear said that everyone was look at Tyler.
Confession Cam:
Miki:"He's nothing more-
Heather:"But a little-
Dan:"LOSER!..But-
Bridgette:"He's our only-
DJ:"And last chance-
Ezekiel:"Of wining eh."
Paul:"Hehehe." He chuckled as he was playing the yankee doddle song with his arm pit.
Confession Cam ends:
Dan:"\sigh\ ...Hey Tyler!"
Tyler:"Hmm."
Dan:"Get..in the game."
Tyler:"What? Really?! YES! Woo-hoo!
Dan:"But make no mistake if you should fail I'll turn your life into a living,breathing hell. GOT IT?!?!" He said in a devilsh voice.
Tyler:"\gulp\ Yes sir." After he said that he was running to the field facing against Trent,Meg,Duncan,Jenny,and Spike
Duncan:"Hehe this is gonna be easy!"
Tyler:"OK! \Sigh\ I'm ready!" After he said that however he throw ball that it bounced everywhere.
Trent:"Hit the deck!!"
The ball had finally stoped.
Chef:"\Whisle\ Foul two shots!"
Miki:"Ay-yi! Tyler you goof come on put your head in the damn game!"
Tyler:"\Groan\ what's the point everyone in my school was right I suck!
Dan:"GOD DAMN IT TYLER!! We need to win this you useless turd!" After Dan siad that to Tyler he angerly threw the ball that it almost went in the hoop that everyone's jaw droped down.
Chris:"Ohhh! So close but Tyler only has one shot left."
Bridgette:"Oh my god that's it! Tyler is only good at sports when he's mad! Hey Tyler you suck!"
Ezekiel:"Ha my grandma can throw better then you eh!
Tyler:"\Growling\"
DJ:"And you call yourself a jock! More like joke!
Heather:"I'm surpised Lindsey hasn't broken up with you loser!
Tyler:"\Growling louder\"
Chris:"20 seconds people!"
Dan:"Tyler! It's now or never you useless..talantless..pafatic..sorry excuse for a jock!"
Tyler:"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!" After he said that Tyler threw the ball.
DJ:"Come on! Come on! Get in the hole!" He said in slow motion.
Miki:"Go in! You can do it!!" She said in slow motion.
The ball then starts getting closer to the net.
Lindsey:"Yay Taylor yay!" She said in slow motion.
The then spins around the net.
Heather:"NO! Go in! Go in! Get in that net you crazy piece of \bleep\!" She said in slow motion.
The ball then starts slowing down and when it looked like the ball was about to land on the floor it went in the net.
Chris:"And the Hawks win!!!"
The Merciless Hawk then cheer loud but then stop cause their injuries were hurting them.
Chris:"Raging Bears I'll see you loser's at the bond fire."
Ray-ray: Well That's just great dog!
Jenny:"Oh shut it!
Duncan:"Yeah! You did nothing today!"
Courtney:"Well we might as well vote. And Harold if you get me kicked off again I swear!"
Harold:" I won't! GOSH!"
Confession Cam:
Gwen:"I already know who we all want off the island!"
Confession Cam ends:
Meanwhile at the bond fire.
Chris:"Well Camper's here we are at the good old bond fire ceremony! You all cast your vote and now one of you is going home tonight...and you can't comeback...EVER!
Courtney:"Then how come howcome last season you let Eva and Izzy comeback!"
Chris:...\Sigh\ anyway the first Marshmellow goes to..Jenny,Trent,Geoff,
Geoff:"Woo!"
Chris:"Duncan,Gwen,Spike,Courtney,Meg
Meg:"Phew."
Chris:"Harold your safe to!"
Harold:"Yes!"
Chris:"Lindsey! Ray-Ray! This is the final marshmellow of the night!
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Chirs:"Lindsey!"
Lindsey:"\EEEEE!!!!\
Ray-ray:"What?! Oh you've gotta be frontting Dog!"
Spike:"Dude! You didn't do \bleep\ today!"
Ray-ray:"\Hmph\ fine whatever at least in the streets we stay by the code!" After he said that he went on the boat of loser's and played his loud Hip-hop music.
Chris:"Well That's all campers your all safe..for tonight!
People who are out:Owen,Ray-ray
