Ed, Edd, n Eddy Zombies 2:

Kids Next Door VS the Cartoon Network Zombies

By Winter Knight

Chapter 5: Something to Tide You Over

Note: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy nor their victims... nor the special guest!

This story was inspired by "Marvel Zombies"

Once again: This takes place in a alternate universe and is NOT in the same continuity as "The Grim Ed-ventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy"! However I'm hinting that Toilenator and the real KND (minus Numbuh 1) are from that world.

Keep those reviews coming! Also I need more ideas on what Zombies to make fun of and what other Cartoon Network/ Adult Swim characters to add to the stories as either Zombies or Survivors.

Creative Consultant and creator of "Deth Rose": Emma Iveli

For those of you who are totally lost on what the hell is going on, please read "ED, EDD N EDDY ZOMBIES" and "ED, EDD N EDDY ZOMBIES: Diary of the Ed"

a poll involving the characters is put up! Be sure to vote!

Sad news for everyone... TOONAMI is over and I'm STILL depressed by it. I hope this chapter brings back many happy memories of those who watch this anime block. I hope you guys review the chapter and type down your most favorite memory of Toonami. Mine was seeing "Tenchi Muyo!" and watching "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo" on this and taped every episode till the final episode. However I am excited over the new Adult Swim show "SUPERJAIL"!

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Live from our secret sanctuary... (Actually it's Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends which is being surrounded by imaginary zombies posing as decoys to keep the real zombies from invading the house) It's me... Chris Maclean and even though my show got cancelled due to those zombies eating the contestants and turning some of them into zombies too. But anyway I'm here to recap some moments.

After the horrible attack on Camp Wawanakwa which resulted in my show being cancelled, a few of us survivors from the previous chapters have successfully made it to this secret sanctuary. While Courtney and Duncan are paired off with those kids and "toilet-guy" from another world, they plan to go to Britian to bring back a legendary zombie killer known as "Shaun" to help fight off those flesh-eating monsters.

However there is a small band of villians who turned over a new leaf and they are lead by mummy hunter who just so happens to be the daughter of Anubis. They seem to be pretty successful...

(Outside Fosters)

Nephthys is playing with her dolls while Toiletron (the "cool" version of Toilenator in this universe) blows up half of a entire army of zombies with a urinal cake grenade and Rupert Paddlekin a.k.a. The Great Paddlinski (This universe's version of Rupert Puttkin a.k.a. The Great Puttinski) fires a machine gun of Ping Pong balls at the zombie army, destroying them. Then he uses his shrink ray to zap some of the zombies and stepped on them. Potty Mouth (another toilet-based villian who remains the same in this world) tosses a toilet paper grenade and shouts at Nephthys "HEY YOU FLUSHIN' POOPIN' LITTLE GIRL, STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FLUSHIN' DOLLS AND GO POOPIN' KILL SOME FLUSHIN' POOPIN ZOMBIES! fricken' flushin'..." Nephthys then puts down her dolls and she wraps Potty Mouth in mummy wrapping and she says, "Naughty toilet-head, I'm gonna tell on you for using potty talk!" Then she pulls out a uzi and starts blasting the zombies away while The Great Paddlinski uses bombs shaped like ping pong balls to make the zombies' heads explode.

(End of Scene)

Also it's discovered that technically since the zombies are commiting a crime by killing people by eating them, some of them are arrested by "Jailbot" and are incarcerated in "Superjail"... only for the warden to let them loose on the inmates and eat them... However the criminal named "Jackknife" managed to escape yet again from that insane prison, I'll give it five bucks that he ends up back in Superjail next week.

Anyway it's my turn to say this (flashes the flashlight to his face to look scary) THE STORY CONTINUES...

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(Prologue)

The Zombie Eds used their grim reaper powers to erect a lair over the remains of Townsville Mall and they called it "Death Mountain".

In Death Mountain, Zombie Marie Kanker calls herself "Zombie Queen Marie" and turns her scythe into a scepter which happens to have a crystal sphere at the end of it and she uses it to seek out the KND since she has suspicions about them during the last time they met and to her horror, she sees them and some of the survivors in a yacht going to Britian and then she gets up and shouts at the Zombie Eds, "Bad news guys, those strange kids are going to Britian! WE GOT TO STOP THEM!" Zombie Double D then says, "Please Marie, we're trying to heal our wounds after that fight with Jason Voorhees, he just couldn't give up fighting so we had to get away from him."

Marie then says, "My Generals, we have to prevent the other KND from getting to Britian!" Then Zombie Numbuhs 1,2,3,4, and 5 are on a break and Numbuh 2 says, "Union rules!" Zombie Marie then says, "Fine! I guess I can always send Zombie Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb to capture the them and devour them, we have to do whatever it takes to stop them from bringing "Shaun" here! I'm also sending the Powerpuff Girls to do the job too.

Zombie Double D then says, "You know I haven't seen Katie and Sadie lately, I guess they're still after the humans... and with Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb as well as the Powerpuff Girls, I guess they can't stand a chance..."

The Zombies were laughing sinisterly as their plan is arranged and the zombies were unleashed to stop the survivors from reaching Britian.

(Meanwhile, in a unspecific place)

Courtney is in a castle dressed as a princess while Duncan is neatly dressed and wearing something nice for once, the castle is shaped like a cake and it rains pepsi. Owen and Numbuh 2 are the royal jesters, Chowder and Panini are cooks and a couple, and Zombie Heather is burned at stake for her crimes While Gwen and Trent cook marshmallows with the flames.

Courtney then calls Kuki Sanban to come over to her castle but first she needs to take a shower, Before she can get ready she sees a strange undiscribable creature and Courtney shouts, "Ah! What are you?" The creature then says, "I'm just a weirdo that haunts your dreams."

Courtney then says, "What? Dreams?" Then the "weirdo" then says, "Yeah, you're asleep right now."

Courtney wakes up and finds herself in a yacht like in the last chapter and Duncan then says, "Had that dream about "Pretendland" again and it ends with a weirdo that haunts your dreams "Princess"?" Courtney then says, "Yes and I wish you'd stop bringing that up!" Duncan then says, "Well excuuuuse me princess!"

Numbuhs 2,3,4,5, 362, Toilenator, Courtney, and Duncan are still sailing on the yacht Duncan hijacked but he did it to help the others escape Zombie Katie and Sadie. Courtney then says, "If we ever get out of this, I'm gonna... hug and kiss you Duncan, you know this experience is getting us closer and closer. Numbuh 3 then looks at the two lovebirds and she says, "I have a boyfriend too!" while clutching on Numbuh 4.

Courtney then says, "How cute, so tell me who are you anyway, "Numbuh 3 then says, "I'm Numbuh 3 from the Kids Next Door from my world, wanna be friends?" Courtney then says, "Sure!" Numbuh 4 then says, "Watch out Kuki, they are still cruddy teenagers!" Duncan then says, "Hey Squirt! What do you have against us teenagers anyway!"

Numbuh 362 then says, "Forgive us but anyway, the Kids Next Door are a secret organization of kids who fight adult tyranny and injustice caused by evil teenagers... plus teenagers are our enemies." Courtney then says, "Oh right I heard about that, but because of my liking of the rules I refuse to team up with such a organization... although some adults and teens do have organizations that actually HELP kids like U.N.I.C.E.F." Duncan then says, "Umm if it's a secret then why are you telling us this? Also what about good adults, you fight them too?" Numbuh 5 then says, "Well since the world is doomed I guess it's no longer a secret... also not only to we help kids but good adults as well..."

Courtney then says, "Well don't worry about me, I have no intent on being mean to kids like those teenagers you mentio..." But then suddenly, they are being attacked by Cree Lincoln, the former Numbuh 11 and sister of Numbuh 5. As Cree lands on the yacht, she sees them and she says, "Abby! I thought you were one of "them"! No matter, I guess now I have my chance to attack you all while it lasts. Cree activates her Battle Ready Armor (B.R.A.) and before she attacks she asks, "Umm where is Numbuh 1?' Then Toilenator appears and he fires his toilet paper tentacles and it wraps Cree up.

Cree then asks, "Toilenator, why are you helping them and you two! You're teens, you're supposed to help be finish off those twerps and leave Abby for me!" Duncan then gets out rope and ties Cree and he says, "Maybe this will get her to stop attacking us, normally I'd like to feed her to the zombies but we need more survivors.

Numbuh 3 then looks at Duncan and she squeals and says, "I KNOW YOU TWO NOW! YOU'RE COURTNEY AND DUNCAN FROM "TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND"! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPHS?" Duncan then says, "Oh now you remember us? Well I cannot say no to our fans but I have no pen or paper at the moment." Numbuh 3 cries in a cute way and Numbuh 4 then says, "Don't worry Kuki once we go to Britian we'll get some pen and paper."

Numbuh 362 got a signal from her communicator. She is shocked and as she smiles she tells the others, "Great news everyone, I just got a signal from Dexter... we got the moon back!... Mostly because Numbuh 13 caused bad luck for the ZND... and he wasn't even infected!" Numbuh 5 then says, "Saw that coming...but why the sad look?" Numbuh 362 continued, "But in the process we lost I.M. Weasel, I.R. Baboon, and Jamie... So Coop is looking for a new best friend."

Courtney then says, "Is this day getting weird or what? First Zombies, and now I find out of a anti-adult tyranny group of children on the moon? What's next, we encounter a zombie whale that has a zombie boy, a zombie pirate and someone's candy wife inside it's mouth? I mean what's the plan?"

Numbuh 362 then says "Well I have a plan the whole time... Ok we... sail straight to Britian, look for Shaun, bring him to America , help us destroy every last zombie, go to Moonbase, and drink rootbeer and wait for this whole thing blows over" (Numbuh 362 drinks a root beer and looks content)

Courtney then says, "Actually I don't think the Moonbase might be accessable for us at the moment, plus I want to be allowed to spend time with Duncan... sail straight to Britian, look for Shaun, bring him to America , get rid of those awful zombies, go to Japan, and drink rootbeer and wait for this whole thing blows over" (Courtney drinks a root beer and looks content as she hugs Duncan)

Duncan then says, "Sounds alot better since they don't attack Japan, what with the Soul Reapers and a one eyed ghost boy and all. Numbuh 5 is said to be supreme leader in her world so let's hear if she has a better plan.

Numbuh 5 then says, "I just thought of a plan that's very simple... "Go to Britian, get Shaun, go to America, kill zombies, and have Dexter send me and Numbuhs 2,3, and 4 back to our world! Simple as that!"

Courtney then says, "Good point, you're not exactly from around here... I still say that if we ever survive I'm going to Japan and Duncan's coming with me." Duncan then says, "That's right "princess". Then the two start kissing much to the dismay of the KND operatives.

Toilenator then says, "Sorry for ruining the moment but I see a whale and it's coming towards us..." Numbuh 5 then looks out the yacht and to her horror she shouts, "THAT WHALE'S A ZOMBIE! WE GOT TO AVOID IT!" Courtney was shocked and says, "I can't believe I was right, a Zombie Whale!"

Zombie Bubbie the Whale opens her mouth and Zombie Flapjack and Zombie Captain K'nuckles are seen with forks and knives wearing bibs with a picture of Courtney and Duncan on them. Zombie Flapjack then says, "Boy K'nuckles, being a zombie is fun, just like when we ate Peppermint Larry!" Zombie K'nuckles then says, "Yeah but it's a shame we can't eat candy anymore because Peppermint Larry's "candy wife" isn't that tasty anymore but still she's my new candy wife now!"

The survivors are weirded out by this and then Numbuh 2 and 4 try to move the boat away from the whale but it's gaining on them too fast. Numbuh 5 then says, "Candy Wife? Man that is just plain sad, this "Peppermint Larry" should stick to online dating instead of making dates out of candy!"

But then a huge raft sails from out of nowhere, containing three girls. The survivors recognized two of the three girls... Bridgette and Beth. Beth then says, "So... Deth, is that even your real name?' Then the girl says, "My name is now "Deth Rose" Mostly because I don't want to be refered to as a "wind guardian" and You have the same name as me Miss Beth and it can be confusing." Beth then says, "Your new name sounds like a 80's heavy metal band" Deth just stares at Beth and then she sees Zombie Bubbie and says, "There's the "Heathen" now! Bridgette you get the small raft, Beth you get me the air tank, and I have something to contribute..."

Deth then takes her shirt and shorts off and puts them on the air tank then Bridgette says, "I don't know if I should do this, I'm a surfer, I love whales!" Deth then says, "Hey I saved you and "Other Beth" from the creatures back at camp so you owe me, besides that's a zombie whale and it is about to attack those people on that yacht so do it!" Bridgette pushes the small raft containing the clothed air tank.

Zombie Bubbie sees this and says, "Mmm, Meat!" Captain K'nuckles and Flapjack were about to eat the decoy but then Deth pulls out a rifle, aims for the air tank and shouts, "SMILE YOU SON-OF-A..." Then Deth fires the rifle and it successfully hits the highly pressurized air tank, blowing up Zombie Bubbie to pieces and sends the rest of its body to the bottom of the ocean in a cloud of blood. Zombie Captain K'nucles just drowns because he cannot swim and his libs are made out of wood and Candy Wife landed on the yacht in Numbuh 2's arms.

Zombie Flapjack's decapitated head lands on Deth's raft, scaring Beth and Bridgette. Deth makes a evil smile and says, "Now's my chance...FOR REVENGE!" Beth then asks Deth, "Umm are you a zombie because you're beginning to be scary." Deth then says, "Sorry "Other Beth" but this is a Pastafarian thing..."

Deth picks up Zombie Flapjack's decapitated head, it tries to bite but no avail and Deth says, "Listen here "Pancake", as a Pastafarian I believe that pirates are absolute divine beings, aND YOU... ARE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE TO PIRATES AND AN ABOMINATION TO ALL THINGS PIRATE! Plus you anger the flying spagetti monster!" (smiles) So now are you gonna give up being a pirate or do I have to be rough?"

Zombie Flapjack then shouts, "MEAT!" Then Deth dunks him in the water and says "Stop imitating Monkey D. Luffy! Now I ask you again... will you give up being a pirate?" Zombie Flapjack then says, "BRAINS!" Then Deth dunks him in the water again and says, "WRONG ANSWER!" Zombie Flapjack then says, "Please don't do that!" Deth then replies, "Well do you agree to give up being a pirate and stop eating people? "Zombie Flapjack then says, I want to be King of the Pirates!" Deth then dunks him again and says, "WRONG ANSWER!" Now let's try this again one more time... What do you want to do now?" Then Zombie Flapjack then shivers in fear and says, "... now I want to be King of the Shamans...BELIEVE IT!" Deth then says, "That's the spirit! Now begone!" Then she throws Zombie Flapjack's head into the far side of the ocean and then she says to Beth and Bridgette, "Now I can sleep good tonight!"

Courtney waves at Beth and Bridgette and then the raft gets to the yacht and then Courtney hugs Bridgette and she says, "I thought they got you back at camp! How did you escape?" Bridgette then says, "Well me and Beth ended up being saved by the crazy pastafarian girl with the pirate fixiation. Beth then notices "Candy Wife" and says to Numbuh 2, "Umm little boy, why do you have a girlfriend made out of candy?" Numbuh 2 then says, "That's not mine! The zombie boy in that whale had it with him and it ended up in our ship, one of them said it belonged to a lonely candy shop owner." Beth then says, "Wow, that guy has issues like Izzy... where is she anyway?"

Then everyone sees a small boat containing Izzy dressed as a cat and is on the boat with six cats and they are named "Top Cat", "Benny the ball", "Choo-Choo", "Brain", "Fancy-Fancy", and "Spook". The six cats row the boat and Top Cat says in a panic, "We saw what they did to Officer Dibble so let's get as far as we can away from there!"

Courtney then says, "I don't even want to know what happened back there or why Izzy is with those cats!" Then everyone sees the Warden from Superjail riding on a pink elephant while drinking ginger ale, Courtney then looks around for "the weirdo that haunts her dreams" and Duncan says, "Nope, you're definately not dreaming!"

But then, rising from the dephs of the ocean, is a giant crab like mecha piloted by Zombie Mr. Wink and Zombie Mr. Fibb, two adult villians who resemble a buffalo and a walrus... and zombified. Zombie Mr. Wink then says, "Attention survivors, we were sent by our superiors to prevent you from reaching Britian!" Mr. Fibb then says, "So either surrender and be eaten or prepare to be eaten." Mr. Wink activate a claw and grabs Cree from the boat while saying, "This is a example of those who try to resist us" Then they drop Cree into the cockpit and bite her.

While all this happens, Toilenator then uses his powers to control water and then "flush" the giant crab mecha into the bottom of the ocean, but then Zombie Cree flies out of the cockpit before it sank and she says, "You think you can take us down that easily, Wink and Fibb failed in their mission but I won't" And with that she grabs Courtney and is about to bite her arm and then Numbuh 5 says, "CREE! Put her down, it's me you really want... do you want to pass on that chance?" Cree then looks at Courtney and then she puts her down and walks towards Numbuh 5 but then Numbuh 4 clothsline Cree and Duncan shouts, "NEVER, EVER, THREATEN MY GIRL... EVER!" Then Duncan kicks Zombie Cree's head off and it falls into the ocean.

Duncan then picks up Courtney and says, "Are you alright?" Courtney then says, "Yes and I would've been bitten if it weren't for you ummm "5-girl?" But anyway that was a very unselfish thing you did my prince." Duncan then frowns and says, "Enough of that sweet stuff, just... don't rub it in... oh and thanks "squirt"! You're pretty cool." Numbuh 4 then says, "No sweat, it's what we do. Courtney then suddenly grabs Duncan and without warning, Courtney then...

gives Duncan a passionate kiss and everyone on the yacht goes "awww" While Numbuh 3 "glomps" Numbuh 4. While Numbuh 5 shares candy with Bridgette and Numbuh 2 and Beth talk about "Dr. Space-time in the continueum" and then Beth says, "Umm where's the weird pastafarian girl with the same name as me but had to change it to "Deth"?

They see Deth on her raft, sailing away and she has "Candy Wife" with her.

Numbuh 362 then says, "Well it looks like we got two new recuits for this mission. I just hope we have enough room for Shaun when we find him in Britian". Bridgette then says, "So we're going to Britian, that's cool." Beth then says, "Yeah, I've heard of so many things down there are great... plus I made a new friend!" Numbuh 2 is then waving his fingers and smiling.

While they are sailing away. They fail to hear the sound of giggling under the water, as if two undead girls are on their trail...

TO BE CONTINUED!!

Mini-Story: "BOOMERANG!" (Cartoon Network's Sister Channel)

(Note: The Author can do a good impression of Yogi Bear with Zombie Yogi's dialogue, also the author feels really bad about writing this and thinks he will be in trouble for writing this! I also want to thank a friend of mine who is also a friend of my brothers, AWESOME SUGGESTION DUDE!)

One fine day in Jellystone Park, Ranger Smith is out enforcing rules in the park. Ranger Smith then sees a certain Bear and says, "Yogi! I thought I told you to stop getting into picnic baske...OH MY GOD! WHAT IN THE NAME OF WILLIAM HANNA AND JOSEPH BARBARA ARE YOU DOING!?

Yogi Bear is seen eating the remains of Cindy Bear and says to Ranger Smith, "Hello Mr. Ranger Smith Sir, You said not to get into the pic-a-nic baskets but you didn't say anything about the other animals..." Then Zombie Yogi pounces on Ranger Smith as Yogi says, "Or Humans!" Ranger Smith then says, "I had no idea my rules lead you to cannibalism... please... take this picnic basket... not MEEEEEEEeeeeeee"

Boo-Boo then says to Zombie Yogi, "Mr. Ranger isn't going to like this Yogi." Then Zombie Yogi just bites Boo-Boo and says, "I'm Undead Boo-Boo! And I got a plan to start a banquet! And it involves the local "Pet Sematary!"

(Hours Later)

Zombie Boo-Boo then says, "Gee Yogi, now we have alot of friends to help us feast on more humans and animals, how did you get such a great idea?" Zombie Yogi then says, "Well I'm Smarter than the average UNDEAD bear!"

And soon the many victims rise from the ancient burial ground and are zombified, Huckleberry Hound, Mr. Jinks, Richochet Rabbit, Kwicky Koala,Yakki Doodle, Hokey Wolf, Lippy the Lion, Hardy Har Har, Wally Gator, and Magilla Gorilla.

A mild-mannered "good wolf" named "Loopy De Loop" sees this and runs for help while screaming in French. While Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy are being chased by Zombie Yakki Doodle and Zombie Magilla Gorilla, Snagglepuss sees the carnage happening and shouts "HEAVENS TO MURGATROYD! EXIT, STAGE LEFT!" But was quickly eaten by Zombie Ricochet Rabbit and Zombie Kwicky Koala. Zombie Mr. Jinks finally captures Pixie and Dixie and bites their heads off saying, "Now I finally eats you "Mieces" to pieces!"

Meanwhile, Penelope Pitstop is being chased by Zombie Hooded Claw as well as Zombie Lippy the Lion and Zombie Hardy Har Har only for Peter Perfect to pick her up in his car while the Ant Hill Mob blast them away with their machine guns.

Elsewhere Dick Dastardly and Muttley are ironically being chased by Zombie Yankee Doodle Pidgeon, trying to fly their planes away from him. Dick then says, "After years of trying to "Stop that Pidgeon", that Pidgeon is trying to stop us... for a bite to eat!" Muttley does his usual snickering laugh only for Dick to hit him on the head and Muttley does his usual growling.

The Rugg family aka "The Hillbilly Bears" are being attacked by Zombie Peter Potamus and So-so the monkey. Before Zombie Peter Potamus can use the "Hippo Hurricane Holler" then Paw Rugg shows up with a gun and mutters "grumble grumble grumble zombies eat boomstick grumble grumble grumble" and simply shoots So-so and Peter. Zombie Peter Potamus' last words were "Did you get that thing I sent ya!" Then "dies"

As the "HB Zombies" were in one group, they find a resistance group standing up to them. Arriving on "Speed Buggy", it's Steve Colbert, as well as Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole (The 1993 versions from "Two Stupid Dogs"), Atom Ant, and many others. Steve then says, "You guys are going too far... Secret! You and the others can take them down, I just want the bears for they are "soulless, godless, rampaging killing machines"... You're going down Yogi! You too Boo-Boo!

Detectives Snooper and Blabber destroy Zombie Mr. Jinks with a machine gun and Blabber then says, "This is for Pixie and Dixie you monster!" While Zombie Mr. Jinks says, "I still hate "Mieces" to pieces!" Zombie Huckleberry Hound is eating Squiddly Diddly while singing, "Oh my darlin' oh my darlin' oh my DARLIN' CLEMENTINE!" Then Secret Squirrel opens his trenchcoat and Zombie Huckleberry Hound then says, "Now see here sir but are you trying to flash me or somethin' cuz I'll eat ya!" Secret Squirrel then says, "I hate it when villians always assume that everytime I open my coat" Then Secret pulls out a freeze gun and blasts Zombie Huckleberry Hound while Morocco Mole purposely trips on him, smashing Zombie Huckleberry Hound to pieces.

As Zombie Yogi Bear and Zombie Boo-Boo Bear stagger towards "America's Greatest Hero",Steven Colbert opens up HIS jacket and pulls out a uzi and he guns down Yogi and Boo-Boo and decapitate them. After fulfilling his life-long dream, he pulls out a cup of "Ben and Jerry's Americone Dream" and eats it in victory but then he sees something big and says, "Oh no, they have the giant purple monkey with them!" He sees Zombie Grape Ape who just says, "Grape Ape! Grape Ape!"

Then from out of nowhere came... "CAPTAIN.. CAAAVEMAAAN!!... and son!" Captain Caveman and Cavey Jr. appear from the sky and into the fight (Before I get alot of e-mails about why those two are in modern times in this universe I have a explaination for their appearance... they were frozen back in Bedrock and thawed out by detectives called "The Teen Angels"... no really!) Captain Caveman then says, "Unga Bunga, me got to stop that giant purple monkey from doing bad things!" So he opens up his club and out comes a dragon, setting Zombie Grape Ape on fire till he burns his fur off and then the SWATkats (Razor and T-bone) fly on their "Turbokat" ship and fire their missles at Zombie Grape Ape, destroying him for good.

Baba Looey then says, "I'm gonna go get him Quick Draw!" Then Quick Draw Mcgraw then stops Baba Looey from helping retired motorcyclist stuntman Ernie Devlin from fighting Zombie Wally Gator and Zombie Magilla Gorilla by saying, ""Now hoooooold on thar, Baba Looey! I'll do the "thinnin'" around here, and doooon't you forget e-it!"

Seconds later Quick Draw appears as "El Kabong" and hits the two zombies on the head with guitars while shouting "KABONG!" and the two were instantly dead. Baba Looey then says, "Hey, "El Kabong" How are you able to defeat the monsters with your guitar?" "El Kabong then says, "Easy Baba-boy... I used electric guitars, they are more lethal than my usual guitars, so lethal that they took me a 10 day wait to obtain them!"

And with that, Stephen Colbert's group destroyed every single "HB Zombie" in the town and they hold a picnic and the centerpiece at the table is Zombie Yogi and Zombie Boo-Boo's heads in a "pic-a-nic basket" Stephen Cobert then says, "It feels like we accomplished alot today, we worked together, we destroyed the zombies, and I kicked "Bear-ass" Everyone looks at Mr. Colbert and then they all laughed.

Then Scrappy-Doo appears and says, "DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH! PUPPY POWE..." But was abducted and eaten by the Zombified Hair Bear Bunch (Bubi Bear, Square Bear, and Hair Bear) as they ride their invisable motorcycle. Stephen Colbert pulls out his crossbow and says, "The hunt continues!" as he hitches a ride with "Hong Kong Phooey... number 1 super guy!"

THE END! And no I'm not going to do "Looney Tunes Zombies" because it will probably be the same thing like this mini-story.