ED, EDD, N EDDY ZOMBIES 2: KND VS CN ZOMBIES Chapter 6: Zombie Idol, an ed, edd n eddy fanfic

Ed, Edd, n Eddy Zombies 2:

Kids Next Door VS the Cartoon Network Zombies

By Winter Knight

Chapter 666 (not really):

ED, EDD, N EDDY ZOMBIES THEATER PRESENTS:

ZOMBIE IDOL!

Note: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy nor their victims... nor the special guest!

This story was inspired by "Marvel Zombies"

WARNING!!: this takes place in a alternate universe and is NOT in the same continuity as "The Grim Ed-ventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy"! Also this story has gruesome violence that I'm afraid it will harm the rating system! However I plan to add more humor and less gore and violence to this, just to get more readers and perhaps to get Emma Iveli to read the story because I used my best morbid humor in it.

Speaking of humor this chapter is meant to be funny and a break from the scary action, also I got the idea from the sketch on Robot Chicken also called "Zombie Idol". So this chapter is non-canon to the story (Plus I'd like Zombie Katie and Sadie to participate in this. Plus this is my halloween gift to you all!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU UNDEAD ED HEADS!

Keep those reviews coming! Also I need more ideas on what Zombies to make fun of and what other Cartoon Network/ Adult Swim characters to add to the stories as either Zombies or Survivors.

Creative Consultant: Emma Iveli

For those of you who are totally lost on what the hell is going on, please read "ED, EDD N EDDY ZOMBIES" and "ED, EDD N EDDY ZOMBIES: Diary of the Ed"

a poll involving the characters is put up! Be sure to vote!

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LAST TIME:

The zombies are bored to undeath at Death Mountain, bored, bored, bored, mostly because they ate most of the people around the area, so they decide to stage a singing competition type show, hosted by Human Chris Maclean.

THE STORY CONTINUES

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"Yo this is Chris Maclean, The Zombies let me live so I can host their show "Zombie Idol" Plus I was the host of "Total Drama Island", well anyway while our contestants are getting ready for the show, I introduce to you the judges of the competition, however they might not need any introduction... Give it up for...

"Frankenberry!"

"Boo Berry"

and last but not least, "Count Chocula!"

Chocula: Someday I will be Archduke!

"Yeah whatever. Well the first act for the evening is up, reprising the final chapter of the original "ED, EDD, N EDDY ZOMBIES" is Double D performing "Move your Dead Bones" by Dr. Reanimator...

Double D appears in a lab coat, holding a glowing green syringe in the stage, Double D then says:

"Come on, boys and girls, come a little closer
I'm the Re-Animator!
Come on! Re-animate your feet!"

(The Zombies dance to the beat of the song in unison and Zombie Double D continues to sing)

If you're feeling dead, I'll be your Re-Animator
I've got the way to bring you to life
A superior existence with no one to control you
Where you can always do what you like

Let me give you some green color and you will ask me more
You will see that you never felt this way before
Party without limits, eat tex and don't be blue
Freedom is eternal for you, you, you!

Move your dead bones, bones, bones
Move your dead bones, bones, bones
The secret will keep you alive!

Move your dead bones, bones, bones
Move your dead bones, bones, bones
You'll dance for the rest of your life!

Move your dead bones, bones, bones
Move your dead bones, bones, bones
The secret will keep you alive!

Move your dead bones, bones, bones
Move your dead bones, bones, bones
You'll dance for the rest of your life!

Re-animate your feet !

(The Zombies continue to dance in unison and Double D is now wearing fox ears and tail as he is still singing)

All you people listen to your Re-Animator
Don't hesitate and give it a try
And you'll be quite satisfied
Just as long as I can give you a guarantee that you'll never ever die

Let me give you some green color and you will ask me more
You will see that you never felt this way before
Party without limits, eat tex and don't be blue
Freedom is eternal for you, you, you!

Move your dead bones, bones, bones
Move your dead bones, bones, bones
The secret will keep you alive!

Move your dead bones, bones, bones
Move your dead bones, bones, bones
You'll dance for the rest of your life!

Re-animate your feet!

(still singing and dancing but Zombie Ed is doing "the robot")

Re-animate your feet!

Move your dead bones, bones, bones
Move your dead bones, bones, bones
The secret will keep you alive!

Move your dead bones, bones, bones
Move your dead bones, bones, bones
You'll dance for the rest of your life!

Re-animate your feet!

As everyone stops dancing, Zombie Ed then plays "The Gonk" on his trumpet for no appearant reason.

Chris then looks at the judges and then he sees a note and the note reads,

"Dear Douchebag,

We got a invitation to Fruity Yummy Mummy's halloween party so we would rather bob for apple with Fruit Brute than listen to those undead freaks sing their hearts and brains out! So we're out of here!

-sincerely yours,

Count Chocula-

P.S. Buy my Cereal!"

Chris then frowns and says, "Fine, the readers can be the judges and now here's Zombie Rick James with his hit "Superfreak"!

Zombie Rick James comes on stage and he performs his song but then Officer Leon Kennedy arrests him and Zombie Rick James is then escourted off-stage and says, "Aww man! What did I do now?" and as he is being escourted he shouts, "I'M ZOMBIE RICK JAMES BITCH!"

Chris then says, "O...K... then, anyway up next is Zombie Numbuh 1 performing an all-time favorite... THRI.."

Then suddenly a army of ZND operatives surround Chris Maclean, Chris shivers and when he turns around... He sees Numbuh 1 as a zombie in a red jacket! Chris looks shocked...

Zombie Numbuh 1 then moves towards him with the horde of zombies and they appear to be dancing... then they start dancing to a certain beat and Zombie Numbuh 1 suddenly sings while the zombie horde dances...

"Cause this is Chiller, not "Thriller",

And no ones gonna save us from music copyrights,

You know it's Chiller, Chiller night,

You're fighting for your life inside a killer, chiller...

Chiller, not "Thriller",

cause there are those who report the use of music like this,

Chiller, Chiller night,

So let us make a parody and share a Killer, diller, thriller,

Chiller here tonight!

(Zombie Eddy grabs his crotch while dancing and Zombie Marie conks his head with a club)

Cause this is Chiller, not 'Thriller",

cuz "Wacko Jacko" owns the real lyrics to this song,

Chiller, Chiller night,

Let's settle with a parody and share a Killer, Chiller, Oww!"

The Zombies continue dancing.

Chris then says, "Wow, massive 80's flashback people but anyway here is Zombie Katie and Sadie with their own version of the "Monster Mash" but with altered lyric to fit our theme...

Zombie Katie was dressed like a mad scientist and Zombie Sadie was dressed like a witch and Katie starts singing.

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my zombie from his grave began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise