Ed, Edd, n Eddy Zombies 2:
Kids Next Door VS the Cartoon Network Zombies
By Winter Knight
Chapter 7: Shaun of the Ed
Note: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy nor their victims... nor the special guest!
This story was inspired by "Marvel Zombies" I MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS STORY UNTIL I FINISH READING "MARVEL ZOMBIES 3" AND "MARVEL ZOMBIES 4: THE MIDNIGHT SONS" AND KNOW HOW IT ENDS.
Numbuh 1 does not appear in this fanfic (excluding his counterpart in the Ed, Edd, n Eddy Zombies dimension but I shouldn't have mentioned it) the reason is due to the incident of the final episode of KND "Operation I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S." Watch it and find out!
WARNING!!: this takes place in a alternate universe and is NOT in the same continuity as "The Grim Ed-ventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy"! Also this story has gruesome violence that I'm afraid it will harm the rating system! However I plan to add more humor and less gore and violence to this, just to get more readers and perhaps to get Emma Iveli to read the story because I used my best morbid humor in it.
Keep those reviews coming! Also I need more ideas on what Zombies to make fun of and what other Cartoon Network/ Adult Swim characters to add to the stories as either Zombies or Survivors.
Creative Consultant: Emma Iveli
For those of you who are totally lost on what the hell is going on, please read "ED, EDD N EDDY ZOMBIES" and "ED, EDD N EDDY ZOMBIES: Diary of the Ed"
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Greg and Terry start the chapter with a news bulletin:
"Hi this is Greg and this is my partner Terry. The zombie menace still continues... our town of Langey Falls is well protected from the living dead by the CIA lead by our neighbor and local jackass Stan Smith."
Stan Smith is seen shooting Zombies from the highest gate surrounding Langley Fall's boarder shouting, "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ALLOW GAY MARRIAGE, TERRORISTS AND FLAG BURNERS IN OUR COUNTRY...THE DEAD WALK!"
(The Author has no control over what Stan Smith's opinions are, in fact the author thinks he's a bigger moron that Peter Griffin... this is the same guy who never knew Greg and Terry are gay until the second season of "American Dad")
Terry then says, "In other words, all of the world's superheroes have left earth after hearing about this invasion and reading a comic book involving zombie superheroes, however a few of them are left on Earth:
Japan's superheroes
Captain Caveman and son
Atom Ant
The SWATkats Razor and T-bone
Hong Kong Phooey
The Infraggable Krunk
and last but not least, Blue Falcon and Dynomutt
Meanwhile, Dynomutt is watching this and says, "BF! Did you hear the news? There is a zombie invasion!" Blue Falcon then says, "Well that can only mean one thing Dog Wonder..."
Dynomutt and Blue Falcon are flying to outer space on the Falconcar and Blue Falcon shouts... "LET'S GET THE F()K OUT OF HERE DOG WONDER!" Dynomutt then says, "Right with ya BF!"
Greg and Terry are playing with their daughter and then Greg says to the readers, "So... the horror begins once again and the story continues...
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Numbuhs 2,3,4,5, 362, Toilenator, Courtney, Duncan, Beth and Bridgette finally made it to Britian, the land of kippers and nashers, the other Dennis the Menace, and "Shaun the Zombie slayer" Upon landing the boat on the docks they see Deth Rose and Candy Wife, drinking maple syrup and singing "maple syrup songs" and ignore the pleas of help from two live action men from the fishing show "Let's Fish" Don Conway and Kevin.
Looking for information they go to the nearest Fish and Chips Pub. They see the survivors of the "Boomerang" mini-story having a round of ginger ale with Stephen Colbert and they all sing,
"For he's a jolly good fellow! For he's a jolly good fellow! For he's a jolly good fellloooow!"
Pa Rugg then sings, "Mumble mumble Which nobody can deny!"
Numbuh 3 then says, "Umm Why is Mr. Colbert partying with anthropodmorphic animals, especially a bear!" Stephen Colbert then says, "Mr. Rugg is a hillbilly bear and as a hillbilly he is a christian and as a christian he has a soul so...he's cool! Plus he saved me from the zombies back in America."
Dick Dastardly and Muttley are drinking some wine at the pub and then they see Dread Baron and Mumbly. Soon the two men are pointing guns at eachother in a Mexican Standoff setting. Dick Dastardly says to Dread Baron, "You no-good rip-off! I should be the one who gets the gold metal at the "Laff-a-lympics", not you!" Dread Baron then says, "Well that's what you get when you're rights were owned by some game show company!"
Mumbly pulls out a Police badge and mumbles, "Rassin frassin, you're under arrest for possession of illegal weapons." Then Mumbly makes his trademark laugh and Muttley does the same. Dick Dastardly and Dread Baron are handcuffed and as they hear Muttley and Mumbly do their trademark laugh at the same time Dick Dastardly then says, "It's like Muttley in stereo!"
Numbuh 5 then says, "Does anyone here know where this so called "Shaun the Zombie-Slayer" is at because we need him to stop this zombie invasion." She hears a voice that says, "'ey Miss, maybe we can be of assistance since I'm a detective after all."
The survivors then see a anthropodmorphic cat wearing a trenchcoat and a deerstalker hat and anthropodmorphic mouse wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora. The cat then says, to Numbuh 5, "Now let me introduce myself, I'm "Super Snooper" and this is my partner in crime...fighting, "Blabber Mouse". Numbuh 3 glomps the two and says, "How cuuuuute! A cat and mouse detective team!" Duncan sees this and says, "I think I had a bit too much from that lab I "worked" at before arriving to Juvie!"
Snooper then says, "Yeah I know where this Shaun is... follow me to da Winchester!"
Soon the survivors are following Snooper and Blabber to the Winchester Pub and Numbuh 4 bumps into Di Lung who just says to him, "Watch where you're going ya fool!" Numbuh 4 then looks at Di Lung and pounds him and he says, "Who's the fool now?" They walk the long streets they see Brak and his family eating at "Sir Wellington's Beef Trapeeze" restaurant. Zorak is eating his nephew Raymond and Numbuh 3 sees this and yells "Eek! That cricket is eating another cricket! It's another Zombie!" Beth then says, "Actually, Mantises are known for eating their own kind, sad fact too!" Brak then says to Beth and Numbuh 3, "She's got a point there...Hello Everybody! The name's Brak!"
Numbuh 3 and Beth then continue walking with the group. Then they stop at the Winchester... however it is now a Soda Fountain and "Sweet Shoppe" Snooper then says, "This used to be a tavern but when Shaun Riley became a hero and family man he left his entire legacy to his son!" Numbuh 5 then asks, "Shaun has a son?" Toilenator then says, "Ironically, I got to use what you guys call a "loo"! Gangway!" But as he opens the door, he ends up splankered and beaten by Sector E of the Kids Next Door!
Numbuh 5 couldn't believe what she is seeing. She sees Sector E, just as Numbuh 1 described to her. Numbuh 122 walks up to her and says to her, "H'llo there, what brings you here and who is this "Toiletron" wanna be?" Numbuh 3 also sees Numbuh 513 (Scarfgirl) repairing parts of the Winchester with her scarf and Numbuh 437 helping her. Numbuh 5 just replies, "Well we'll deliver a long story about who we got here and please don't say I'm crazy."
(10 Minutes Later)
Numbuh 122 then says, "You're not crazy!" Numbuh 5 then says, "Well you might be, why are the "Rowdy Hooligans from down the square" in the Winchester with you guys?" The RHFDTS leader then says, "Oh come now, we might be rivals, doesn't mean we're not enemies, nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more!" Numbuh 3 walks back and sees a zombie chained to the wall with a PS2 controller in his hands and she screams and Numbuh 122 then says, "That's ok, he's our pet! His name is Ed." Numbuh 513 does a highfive with Ed with his scarf." Numbuh 2 then asks, "If that guy's a pet then who's the owner?"
They hear a voice say, "ME! I am Shaun Reily Junior...NUMBUH SHAUN! So you guys are in a bit of a rut involving the undead eh? Well... I'll help you!" Numbuh 3 then asks, "Where is your dad, we need him too!" Shaun then says, "Umm he and mum are busy with something at the moment, plus I'm the next generation of Zombie slayer so don't underestimate me!"
But then... the windows break and they see Zombie Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. And they are carrying Tarman, and Zombie Katie and Sadie. Numbuh Shaun shouts at the KND and the other survivors, "Get back! They're mine!" Numbuh Shaun pulls out K.R.I.C.K.E.T.
Killing
Repulsive
Icky
Creepy
Kreatures
Eating
Terrors
Numbuh Shawn then says, "Don't you zombies know who I am? I'm Shaun bitch!" The zombies shiver in fear when they realize who they are up against. Numbuh Shaun then uses K.R.I.C.K.E.T. to slice off Tarman's head, then he backflips and throws K.R.I.C.K.E.T. at the Zombie PPGs, slicing their heads off. Then Numbuh Shaun throws the remains into the Winchester's oven. Zombie Katie and Sadie see this and shiver and Sadie says, "Oh no... You're the son of SHAUN THE ZOMBIE SLAYER! Zombie Katie whimpers and says, "Please don't destroy us, we'll do anything! ANYTHING!" Numbuh Shaun then says, "Ok, if you girls promise not to eat people anymore and help the rebellion, I will spare you!" Zombie Katie and Sadie then hug Numbuh Shaun and sigh happily. Numbuh 5 then says, "That's amazing! However back in America some zombies have cured their hunger for flesh and apparently want to help us.
Numbuh Shaun then says, "Well we got to get ready." Numbuh Shaun notices Snooper, Blabber, Courtney, Beth, Bridgette, and Duncan and continues, "Oh and I think your little friends should hide out here Seeing as they don't have any way to protect themselves in this war.
Snooper pulls out his gun and says, "Hey, don't underestimate us evens though we are a cat and mouse, we're also brave detec-a-tives and we would like to help yas!" Blabber then says, "Wow, "fearless leader" really is a "fearless leader!" Numbuh 2 then goes up to Snooper and says, "Hey I like detective stories, can you give me some pointers?" Snooper then says, "Check this out Blab, I gots myself a fan already."
Toilenator then says as he comes out of the "loo", "And I'll also join the rebellion! I mean this work just sucks with so many undead jerks in it!.
Numbuh 2 then says, "I also got to go to the "loo!" Then he accidentally enters a strange room and vanishes into it.
TO BE CONTINUED!!
Mini-Story: "Team Venture vs Zombie Quest!"
One day in South Dakota, Dr. Thaddus Venture, Hank and Dean Venture, Brock Sampson and H.E.L. are visiting Mount Rushmore... but then they see something unbelivable. Brock Sampson says in disbelief, "Oh no... it can't be... Race Bannon?" Sure enough, Race Bannon, Haji, Johnny Quest, and Dr. Benton Quest...are now undead!
Race pounces on Brock but H.E.L. takes the attack and ends up falling off the mountain with Race on him. Johnny and Haji are chasing after Bandit and Hank sees this and says, "That poor dog we got to save him!" Then Dean and Hank shout, 'GO TEAM VENTURE!" And as Dean grabs Bandit, Hank simply shoves the two zombies off the mountain and they are impailed on the rocks below.
Before Dr. Quest can attack, Dr. Venture just moves out of the way and Dr. Quest also falls into some sharp rocks. Dr. Venture then says, "I guess we're in the middle of a zombie outbreak, we got to return to the Venture Industries for...umm...someway to get rid of those creatures." After saying that, Dr. Venture pops a diet pill.
But then Zombie Race Bannon pounces on Brock only for Brock to easily stab Race in the head with a huge bowie knife.
(Meanwhile in a giant floating cocoon)
The Monarch sees this through his view-screen and says, "Oh no...they survived! Also who's idea was it to summon Zombified version of the Johnny Quest gang to attack them!" Dr. Mrs. The Monarch (Formally Dr. Girlfriend) then says in her usual manly voice, "Don't Know...Don't care!" Then all of a sudden, Henchman 21 and Henchman 24 are zombfied and are about to attack. Monarch just fires his pistol into their heads, thus killing them. Monarch then says, "Oh great, it's so hard to find good henchmen nowadays!"
THE END!