A/N: Okey-dokey. Yo, peoplez. I think it's time I started this baby up again. I know it's been a while, but hey, that's life. A.K.A: School sucks. So, here goes nothing. P.S. Thanks to all the reviewers! You guys are teh awesomeness!!

P.S. I'm going back and looking at all the usernames I made for everyone. Does anyone have a favorite? Mine: Sam-o-Rama. (Snicker)

On with the random junk!

Monday

Mood: Grumpy

Where have all the good shows gone!?! First, I find out that Supernatural doesn't start until Jeb-knows-when in freakin' JANUARY, and then Heroes has to go and stop until, like, FEBRUARY! What the h-e-double toothpicks iz up wit dat!?

I finally found Gordon Gordon! Patches helped me, actually! I wuz just sitting there one day, annoying Max like I always do 'cuz it's just too much fun to annoy Max, when all of a sudden, ol' Patchy just started randomly screaming "ZOMG!" It was actually quite frightening. I didn't realize Patch could scream, let alone scream ZOMG!... It was all quite strange, actually...

Well, anyhoo....Patchy started screaming, and then flew off in this direction, so I used my awesome-voodoo-ninja powers on Max and got her to follow Patches for me! It was so nice of Max to go along and help me find Gordon Gordon. She went with out complaining, too! She must wuv me. So, after I, uh, persuaded Max to come along, we followed Patchy to the ends of the UNIVERSE to find this freaking British dude. And I literally mean: ENDS OF THE FREAKING UNIVERSE!! Do you know how far Britain iz? Do you!? DO YOU!?! That's right! No, you freaking don't! And stoopid Max didn't use her super-dee-duper speed even once! I mean really!? What iz up wit dat, dawg!?

So after FINALLY finding this British shrink, I finally get the chance to sit down with the guy and tell him all about my voicely-problems; how I'm harassed daily by a group of (cough)idiot(cough) birdkiddies, how no one seems to like me, how Bortchy has started strangely winning all of the checkers games, AND how Ari and Patches seem to have now shown expiration dates! Can anyone tell me how a poor, defenseless, wittle Voice is supposed to keep up with all that!?

So, Gordon Gordon laid it to me straight; after a nice cup o' tea, he told me that I was a Voice, and I needed to get over myself, 'cuz I was imaginary. Yeah, what a loozer, right? I'm sitting here, pouring my heart and soul out to this guy, and all he can say is that I'm imaginary? What a heartless wench!

Must everyone always be so mean to the Voice? You people have no sooouuuullllzzzzzz!!

MaXiMuMvOiCe OuT!

COMMENTS:

Subj: Kyaaaah!

ZoMg!! im, like, 2tlly frst post agin! omfgzomgbbq! u, lik, 2tlly rok, Voice! Ur soo hawt! Kyaaaa!

(Posted by -cutiepie1234321-)

Re: Subj: Kyaaaah!

....What????

(Posted by MaXiMuMvOiCe)

Subj:...PHAIL.

Voice, you FAIL AT LIFE! No one likes you, and no one ever will. Your life is meaningless. Go crawl into a corner and die, because that is the only worthwhile thing you will ever do.

(Posted by Fnick#1)

Re: Subj:...PHAIL.

...Wow, Fang. That was...really uplifting....You have a natural instinct of cheering people up, don't you?....I'm very depressed now....

(Posted by MaXiMuMvOiCe)

Subj: Aw, man!

Don't let the stick-in-the-mud get 'cha down, Voice! I still think your rawkin'! Your blog is cracking me up, man! I'm splitin' at the sides!

(Posted by Sam-oh-Rama546)

Subj: ....WTF???

I went without complaining? And what is all this crap about "I must wuv you"? Dude, you threatened to freaking split my head open if I didn't follow you stupid fat cat all the way to Britain! You SUCK!1!11!!!!!11!eleven!!!one!!

(Posted by Indestructably-Max890)

Re: Subj: ....WTF???

Oh, they don't need to know the details, Max! Why'd you hafta go an' tell 'em! Trust me, folks, I'm really not as heartless as she says!...Honest! And Patches is NOT FAT!....She's pleasantly plump!

(Posted by MaXiMuMvOiCe)

Subj: AHA!!!!

I hav beaten you at ze game ov checkers, Voice! Vat now!? You suck, and therefore must bow down to my awesomely-awesomeness! Bwahahahaha!

(Posted by Bortchy565)

Re: Subj: AHA!!!!

That's 'cuz you CHEAT!!!!!!!11!!1!

(Posted by MaXiMuMvOiCe)

Subj: Focus...

Can you at least tell me what DATE the numbers are!?!?!

(Posted by JBatchelder0)

Re: Subj: Focus...

Not until you can think of a better username that THAT, dude!

(Posted by MaXiMuMvOiCe)

Subj: Stop it.

I saw that sneaky little comment you put in about us bird kids being idiots. I warned you Voice. I did.

(Posted by angeldeerest6)

Re: Subj: Stop it.

...GOD YOU'RE CREEPY!

Subj: Chill, Pops!

Wouldjya just chill, Dad? It isn't like I'm just gunna randomly keel over and die or any-

(Posted by Wolverine-6-6-psych!02)

Re: Subj: Chill, Pops!

....Any-what?...Ari???....ARI!?!?!?!?! OH NOEZ!!!!!1111!!!!!!1!!!

.....Well, whatever. Who wants cake?

(Posted by MaXiMuMvOiCe)

Re: Re: Subj: Chill, Pops!

Oooh!!! ME!!!!!!!

(Posted by TehBlindPyro43)

A/N: Ta-da! For having been a while, I don't think it's half bad...I'm getting rusty though =/. Any ideas anyone wanna toss at me? Any reviews will be mucho appreciated! Thanks ^^