A/N: Hiya again, guys. Sorry it's taking me so long for chapters!! =/ I'm trying!! Thanks to Alienated2 for posting a review on EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER. That's, in a word, AWESOME. And then, thanks to Fangalicious (Snicker...Love the name, dude) for a great idea...That just might work. Here goes another one.

Tuesday

Mood: Depressed

PATCHES DIED!!!!! It was so sad! I don't know how I'm ever going to get over this grief! We buried him in the back yard next to my Graple tree and my other pet Ruffles, half potato chip, half snail (Don't ask me how that works...) It was so sad! And no one really even cared! Does anyone care about Patches!? No! They don't! They just think he was some old, fat cat with freaky, craptastic wings! But he wasn't, at all! Patches was special! (Sniff)(Sniff)....Oh well! I'll just make a new flying kitty!! And I'll call him...Cake! And then I'll give him to Sawyer from Lost, 'cause Sawyer should totally have a flying kitty named Cake.

Finally, the shows are back on. Me and Max were just DYING to know what happened next with House. House is totally going to eat Cameron ALIVE!!!...Or possibly the other way around. Who knows? And finally American Idol started back up! I haven't had anything to laugh at in a while.... Seriously, do some of the people on that show actually think they can sing!?...You poor souls... And! And!! Our MANGA came out!! I'm so excited! I haven't read it yet, but I just KNOW the artist is going to make me the hawtest guy in there, minus Fang and his beautiful flowing black hair............... Um. (Cough)

Oh! (Man, am I just full of events today or what!?) And, I went to see the pwetty Twilight movie!! Max and Nudge absolutely loved it, but nobody else seemed to get it... I don't know, I personally think it's a girl thing. My favorite part was when Carlisle first gets introduced! He was totally haw-.......

Um....Did I just type that out loud?

MaXiMuM vOiCe OuT!

COMMENTS:

Subj: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1!!! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!111!!!1!!eleven!!!one!!1!

(Posted by Indestructably-Max890)

Re: Subj: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Finally! Thank you! Some one actually thinks I'm funny for once!

(Posted by MaXiMuMvOiCe)

Re: Re: Subj: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

No! Dude, that's totally not it!! (Giggle) (Giggle) You...Pffft!...You're totally GAY!!!! (Bursts out laughing) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Posted by Indestructable-Max890)

Subj: Cut it out, Max!

Hey, Voice, don't worry about what anyone else says about you! I think you're freakin' hilarious, no matter what anyone else says, especially Max! Give the poor guy a break, people!

(Posted by Sam-oh-Rama546)

Subj:....Tch.

Leave her alone dude. Now all of a sudden she can't speak her mind because she's actually not agreeing with you for once? Get a grip. And Voice, you really ARE gay, and you really AREN'T funny....Even though my hair DOES totally rock....But only in the manga.

(Posted by Fnick#1)

Re: Subj:....Tch.

You tell 'im Fang! .......But get a grip on the hair thing, dude, mkay? Mkay.

(Posted by Indestructably-Max890)

Subj: Sassafras!

Why would name a flying kitty Cake? And isn't Sawyer, um...LOST? How are you going to get it to him?

(Posted by OlFart999)

Re: Subj: Sassafras!

.....Why would you start a post with "Sassafras!"??? And Cake can find his way! Through the power of LOVE!

(Posted by MaXiMuMvOiCe)

Re: Re: Subj: Sassafras!

"The power of LOVE!"? See!? You ARE gay!

(Posted by Indestructably-Max890)

Subj: Oh em gee!!!

Oh em gee, voice, I, lke, 2tlly LUUUUUV ur blog! and twilight, iz lke, a 2tlly rawkin' movie. edward wuz sooo hawt! Oh em gee! (Squeeeeee)

(Posted by -cutiepie1234321-)

Re: Subj: Oh em gee!!!

....What do I SEE in you!?

(Posted by Fnick#1)

A/N: Ta-da!! It's short, but hopefully it's funny. I know I had some laughs while I was writing it...Lolz. So, please R&R! I love reviews, and I'll give you cookies!! Or maybe I can get the Voice to make YOU a flying kitty...named Frosting. Mwahahahaha. =P

Thanks! -Mer