The Ultimate Movie Parody story: Watch your OCs get tortured as they're inserted into famous movies!
And… the OCs get to commentary! Their commentary will be shown in bold
Chapter One: High School Musical (part one, anyway)
Cast-
Shadow as… Troy (the girl version)
Trayos as… Gabriella (the guy version)
Celine as… Sharpay
Lee as… Ryan (oh doom)
Rondana as… Kelsey
Tigger as… Monica
Aladd as… Chad (oh! Rhyme!)
Dark Ace as… Troy's dad, Coach Bolton
Ravess as… Ms Darbus (Drama teacher)
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"No, no, no!" Shadow screamed angrily, twisting out of her father's grip.
"I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE FREAKING CHRISTMAS PARTY! I WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL!"
"This movie sucks already" Shadow muttered. Tigger sighed.
"It's only the first two minutes!"
"Honey!" her dad yelled. "I don't want to either but… we have to."
(Dramatic pause)
"Oh please, he would never call you honey," Rondana said.
"I hate the actors,"
Shadow was dragged out of the room and into another, brightly lit room where people were singing.
"This place sucks,"
Meanwhile…
Trayos sat reading in the same room, trying to ignore the bad singing that echoed everywhere.
"Who wrote the script?!" Trayos demanded. Tigger stared.
"You READ?!"
"Now… we need better singers!" the announcer said desperately. "Uh… you!"
He shoved a huge light reflector on Trayos and Shadow. Shadow blinked.
"I can't SEE-"
"Well,This is embarrassing," Shadow said.
"I can't sing! I don't read!"
"No, stop, I'm the basketball person!" Shadow cried indignantly.
"No, stop, I'm the freaky nerd!"
"Who pays to see this movie?!"
"Four year old kids and teenagers with no self esteem"
"Don't forget the occasional gay guy"
"SSSHHHHH!"
Aladd turned around and flicked off a group of kids in the back row.
"Okay, guys, start singing! Ya might have a hidden talent!" the announcer (cough gay)said, winking rapidly at Trayos. Trayos kicked him in the nuts.
"Pervert!"
"Who's idea was it to see this movie?!"
The group all turned to glare at Tigger.
"It's not THAT bad!"
The music started. Shadow began to sing.
"What?!" Shadow yelled. "I'm not singing!"
"Okay, yeah, it's bad"
Trayos joined in.
"What the #$%!?"
Shadow and Trayos finished. "What's your phone number?"
"You're all fabulous!" The announcer cooed, smacking Trayos so hard on the back he fell over.
"Hey!" Shadow defended.
"What? Y'all have talent!"
Meanwhile, Trayos was taking a picture of Shadow with his cell phone.
"This is so freaking gay! I refuse to watch the rest of this movie!" Shadow screamed, throwing her popcorn at the screen. Kernels rained onto the crowd and Christi shrieked about popcorn in her hair, which made the rest of the theater laugh.
Later…
Celine flipped her hair back. "And I've never had someone, as good for me as you- Lee!" she yelled, trying to sing. Lee was Ryan, and he was supposed to sing with her… yikes.
Lee shrank back into the corner.
"Why do I have to do this?"
Rondana sat next to him. "How dare they not use my piano piece?"
"DAMN YOU CELINE!"
"I HEARD THAT!"
Rondana chuckled, happy she stuck it to Celine, who was sending her death glares from across the theater.
Celine spun around and burst into tears.
Shadow and Trayos high fived, causing Celine to cross her arms and pout while a brunette in the back of the theatre started laughing.
Later
"Yes!" Tigger said.
"What?" Trayos asked.
"The math team would love to have you!" Tigger cheered.
Tigger looked confused.
"I thought you failed math?"
"Who didn't?"
Ravess looked furious.
"I was not that bad of a teacher!!"
"You're still thinking about those basketball freaks?" Tigger asked. "Look,"
She walked up to a group of girls, amongst them Christi. "Isn't Aladd, like, the super hottie?"
"Yes!" Christi said.
Tigger punched her.
Aladd laughed maniacly.
"Now that is actually funny!"
Tigger hurled a wrench at the unsuspecting Mary Sue, who was promptly knocked unconscious, which made Lee fall out of his chair laughing
She looked at Christi. "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED ALADD!"
Shadow walked by with a group of tough looking girls with basketballs under their arms. Drool (lol, sorry) ran out of the corner of Trayos' mouth.
"Eww," Celine muttered. Shadow whacked her with the empty popcorn bucket. Trayos crossed his arms.
"I don't DROOl. Babies drool, but I don't"
Meanwhile, Ravess (Ms. Darbus, the drama teacher) stormed up to the Dark Ace (coach Bolton, Troy's dad)
"Why is your # ing daughter in my # ing Twinkle town performance, I mean what the #?!"
"Isn't this supposed to be a G-rated movie?" Lee asked, his mouth full of movie popcorn.
"It's the 21st century, kid"
"I'm not a kid. I have a flipping mustache"
Suddenly, the screen went black. The lights flicked on.
"Is it over?" Shadow asked, noticing her words weren't in bold print anymore.
"Hello? Is this thing on?" A voice announced from the ceiling. Shadow screamed.
"IT'S THE VOICES!!"
"Um, Ladies and gentleman, we are experiencing some technical difficulties. Please exit the theater in an orderly fashion"
The announcer was surprised to hear cheers and shouts from the theater and a group of teens running like mad away from the room, flailing their arms and crying "FREEDOM!"
"Wow, kids these days…" He muttered. (Amen, dude)
A brunette, a blonce, and a red head strolled down the aisles of seats, grinning madly. The brunette was wearing a T-shirt with a picture of and Invader Zim character and bell bottom jeans that looked so torn up the weren't even suppossed to considered as wearable pants anymore. The blonde was also wearing a T-shirt, except with a peace sign instead of Invader Zim and a long hippie skirt. The red head had pulled her hair into a ponytail and she wore a mini skirt, leggings and quarter length sleeved shirt. The only thing they had in common with their appearance was that they wore name tags that said "Authors".
"I think that went rather well, don't you think?" The brunette asked. The blonde shrugged, her peace sign earrings jingling.
"I dunno, I forgot my glasses"
The red head sighed.
"Oh Missy, you always forget everything!!" She groaned. The blonde looked indignant.
"No I don't!"
The brunette grinned.
"What's today's date?"
"Uh..... 2012?"
The group of authoress' laughed as the walked outside, unaware a group of rather angry characters were waiting for them outside, half of whom owned weapons.
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This was written a year ago, before summer started, when a retarded teacher forced MissJBlack, Missy, and I to watch High School musical. Of course, we wanted to do a parody and we went absolutely nuts. I know this isn't the ACTUAL chapter for OC Academy, I just posted this to keep you all satisfied... And for my own personal enjoyment.
Oh, well!
TO THE LAB! *batman music*
ShadowQueen25