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Part Two
"Maybe you should lie to dad about this and not actually talk at all."
Spencer shakes his head.
"You know how I am at telling lies…"
"I thought Sam helped you overcome that."
"It worked for about ten seconds then I snapped like a pencil hitting a boulder."
"Alright then, say something that sounds like advice, I'll ask a question that sounds legit for you to answer, and when dad calls again you can make a recap if he needs details."
"Take control of your relationships. Set moral guidelines before a tentative situation arises. Always know who will be responsible for which precautions."
"Wow, Spencer, that's surprisingly deep advice."
"As long as we're keeping it short and skipping the dirty details, may as well cut to the ideal preparation suggestions."
"Hmm, so, if someone always wants to be on top does that mean they are selfishly dominant and are most likely using you?"
"Uh, whoa, that's a really…I thought we were keeping this simple?"
Carly shrugs.
"I'm just keeping it real."
"In a healthy relationship you should be able to communicate whether something is uncomfortable or neglectful to your expectations."
"In other words, if I don't have an orgasm I should tell them to come back after they've taken lessons."
Spencer cringes a little, but stays cool.
"Maybe something equally blunt, but a little less intimidating."
"When isn't blunt intimidating?"
"That's not the point…"
"Alright, what else do you wanna say? Sam's already rolling on the kitchen floor. We might have to break the Pow Wow for her safety."
"I don't know. You are an exceptional student, none of your previous dates have been jerks, and I'm positive you can take care of yourself."
"I'm glad you trust me because I've kinda been with someone for two months."
"Been with?"
"Not like that, Spencer. It's more than dating though. We're together."
"Who is it?"
"Sam."
"Like Samuel? I don't think you've introduced me to him."
"No Spencer, like Samantha. My girlfriend who practically lives with us."
Sam picks herself off the floor and walks over to the recliner that is beside the coffee table and the couch.
"As long as I've become a part of this conversation…"
Spencer rubs his forehead while looking between the two girls.
"Why didn't you say something before we attempted this half-assed sex talk? Obviously this changes things…"
"Most of the cheesy stuff you said kinda applies."
"Yeah," Sam pipes in, "communication is still needed."
"I'd rather have an uncomfortably graphic sex talk than be the one to explain THIS to dad."
"Let Sam continue to stay over and I'll tell dad myself."
"But he's going to order me to not let her stay when he finds out."
"Not necessarily…he doesn't know she stays here in the first place. He can't forbid something that wouldn't cross his mind to begin with."
"Well then, you've got yourself a deal."