Chapter 2: History Class and a Wicked Witch
Disclaimer: If I did own them do you really think I'd be writing this? I'd actually make it happen if I felt like it. Muah hahahaha!!!!! The power I would posses!!!
Saiyuki boys: …WTF?
Me: …ahem. Enjoy the chappie then. Heh heh heh.
Note: this is a non-yaoi fic. Just because I don't like it.
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Sanzo scanned their schedules and found their second period was history. They all headed to class and sat down in the exact same order that they had sat in the last class. In a few seconds a guy came up to stand next to Sanzo's desk. He was tall and wide with a dim, angry look on his face. His hair was dirty blond and cut short to look like it was pasted to his skull. He was in a plaid shirt with too tight jeans on.
"Your in mah seat." he grunted out, glaring at the priest.
"Mine now." Sanzo didn't even look up from the newspaper that he had found on his desk. He absentmindedly handed the comics over to Goku who let out a small cheer.
The redneck didn't take to kindly to being ignored. So he did something that should never be done. He slammed his hands down on the desk. In doing this he tore the news paper from Sanzo's grasp and turned it into a crinkled little ball. He then said, oh so suicidally, "Ah said its mah durn desk, fag."
There are many, many, things in this life that piss Sanzo off. Perverts, insects, cats, the constant stupidity of others, girls trying to glomp him, stupid perverted cockroach kappas, and many other things. But forth on the list of things that piss Sanzo off the most in this world is people ripping and/or messing up his paper in any way.
When he had first freed Goku the saru had learned this the hard way. He had found the paper and started folding it into paper airplanes. Sanzo had come for his paper just in time to see the chibi toss a lovely black and white plane. This was the very first time Goku had met the fan-o-doom, over, and over, and over. And that's with Sanzo liking him. (In his own subtle Sanzoish way.)
This dumbass redneck doing it made Sanzo snap. Being called a fag really didn't help, believe it or not. So, very calmly, he stood up. The fury like a dark cloud around him. Hakkai was trying desperately to motion to the boy to run. It seemed he didn't notice.
"Good. Now move it." the redneck smiled, thinking he'd won.
"I hope you don't have any regrets. Because now, your going to DIE!!!!" the Smith&Wesson came out and soon the boy was faced with an array of bullets. But that wasn't all. The fan-o-doom was also out and proving to the idiot that paper could kick his ass.
Goku, Hakkai, and Gojyo were attempting to calm their leader. By the time they had managed to force him back into his seat the bell rang. A woman walked in with shoulder length gray hair, black old lady clothes, and wrinkles deep enough to hide a muffin in. (Mmmmm, muffins!)
"Sanzo, it's a witch!" Goku yelped in surprise.
"What on earth happened to you Tyler?" the teacher asked the, now bloody, redneck.
"Yes Tyler, what happened?" Sanzo snarled out.
"I-I fell." he stuttered out.
"Right. Just go to the nurses office." she waved him away. "Alright, who are you four?" she was looking at the Saiyuki boys as if she barely cared.
" Nice to meet you. I'm Cho Hakkai. This is Genjyo Sanzo, Son Goku, and Sha Gojyo." Hakkai pointed to each of his friends.
"I'm Mrs. Jackson. Sit down now young man." she said as Hakkai quickly sat down.
Sanzo, who had resigned himself to the fact that the paper he had was now beyond reading raised his hand. Mrs. Jackson gave him a look like, "What is it?"
"Can I have another newspaper please?" Sanzo motioned to the ruined one.
"What did you do to it?" Mrs. Jackson frowned a little deeper. (She always frowns so the only way you know she's upset is when she frowns more.)
"It wasn't me. It was-"
"I don't want to hear your excuses young man. In this school we don't rip up papers for no reason. Other students may want a paper later on today and there's only a few that we get. If your going to ruin one your not getting another one." she lectured.
"But I didn't-"
"That's all I'm going to say Mr. Sanzo." Mrs. Jackson cut him off again.
"Yes ma'am." Sanzo growled out.
"Calm down now. Its really not that bad." Hakkai tried to soothe the moody monk.
" Mr. Hakkai that's enough talking." Mrs. Jackson snapped.
"Yes ma'am. I was just trying to calm-"
"No excuses."
Goku raised his hand and waved it back and forth quickly. Mrs. Jackson looked up. "Yes Mr. Goku?"
"Can we go ta lunch now? If not can I just have some food? I'm super hungry! If I don't get some food soon I'll starve to death!" Goku whined.
"You certainly cannot go to lunch now and I don't allow food or drinks in my class. All they do is make a mess." she said taking a drink of Dr. Pepper and a bite of apple. (Yeah. She actually does this in class.)
"But if you can eat why cant I?" Goku asked giving her his big cute eyes.
"Because I'm the teacher." she took another bite.
"Sanzo I'm hungry and she's teasing me!" Goku whispered angrily.
"I know Goku. Hakkai give him something to snack on." Sanzo whispered to the youkai.
Hakkai smiled and handed Goku a banana nut muffin that he had been saving for when Goku got hungry. Goku took it, beaming at Hakkai then Sanzo. He then started eating the muffin quickly so that Mrs. Jackson wouldn't notice. It didn't work.
"Mr. Goku I said no eating! What do you have?" she snarled.
"Nuffsing." Goku mumbled threw his cheeks full of muffin.
"I specifically told you that you could not have food in this class." her face was getting red with anger.
"I gave him the food." Sanzo said with his typical glare.
"Who do you think you are? What makes you think that you can break my rules and give him food?" she almost yelled
"He was hungry. I have to make sure he's fed, I'm his guardian." Sanzo said seriously.
"You cant be his guardian! Your both the same age!" she yelled.
"Oh. Yeah." he blinked in surprise. He had completely forgotten that he was no longer older than Goku.
"Mrs. Jackson, I'm afraid I'll have to tell you. Goku has a disorder where he digests food to quickly. This makes him hungry a lot more often. If he doesn't get food whenever he's hungry he can pass out and go into a coma. it's a rare disorder. He usually doesn't like to tell people since it brings unwanted attention." Hakkai explained.
"I see. Well even if he doesn't like to tell people he should tell his teachers." Mrs. Jackson frowned. "Well lets get to today's lesson." she stood up from her desk and took out an old book. It was rather torn up and had the words, Legends & Myths from Around the World. written on the front. "Today were going to learn something a little different. I found this book and I figured since we're studying China we would read a Chinese legend. I've picked out one that seems to be good. Its called, Journey to the West. I don't know what its about yet but we'll find out." she gave what looked to be an attempt at a smile.
The class grabbed their copies of the book and opened it up to the page that the story started on. Sanzo looked at the picture on the page and saw a bald monk, a tiny monkey, a kappa, and a pig. His first thought was, 'No fucking way.'
"It says that the main characters are Genjyo Sanzo, Son…Goku…, Sha Gojyo, and…Cho Hakkai." the entire class looked to the surprised guys. "Boys, why do you have the same names as these characters?" she asked looking curious. "Is this some kind of joke?"
"Ah, well, um…we are named after the characters of the legends." Hakkai smiled over the lie.
"We were orphans and our caretakers decided they were good names." Sanzo added.
"Yeah. They really loved the legend. We didn't think we'd be bothered by it so far from home." Gojyo finished.
"I see. Well on with the story then." Mrs. Jackson then started reading aloud.
The Saiyuki boys soon found something out. This legend was nothing like what actually happened. When the story described Sanzo, a strict, completely holy, no gun wielding or life taking, no cussing, no drinking, and no smoking priest, Gojyo nearly lost it. When Sanzo heard this he very nearly pulled out his gun to shoot the book into nothing but a bad memory. However, his displeasure with his role was nothing compared to Hakkai's. all of them heard the youkai's whisper of,
"I'm the pig." he sounded shocked and wore a little frown.
Gojyo was laughing quietly. "Don't worry about it 'Kai. The rest of us got screwed too." he smirked at his friend.
"That's not necessarily true is it? I mean you are a kappa, though you look nothing like this, Goku is a monkey, and Sanzo is a priest." Hakkai pointed out.
"Yeah. It does seem like Hakkai got screwed the hardest by this fucking book." Sanzo glared at the picture with a visible desire to shoot it.
"Oh! This explains why there were pigs on your boxers this morning!" Goku laughed.
"I'm not sure whether to laugh or be insulted." Hakkai smiled.
"Just laugh. Its pretty funny. I mean out of all of us you were made the pig. You!" Gojyo laughed.
"Yeah. I mean Gojyo is the one that should have been the pig. He's the disgusting one." Goku giggled.
"Hey! I'm not the one who eats everything in sight you disgusting pig monkey." Gojyo glared
"What'd you say you pig cockroach kappa?!" Goku glared and yelled.
"Mr. Goku! Mr. Gojyo! You are both disturbing class. Be quiet or you can both go to the principals office." Mrs. Jackson snarled.
"Yes ma'am." the two mumbled putting their heads down.
Mrs. Jackson finished reading the legend and let the class have the rest of the time (ten minutes.) to talk quietly. Goku turned to look at Sanzo with a questioning look on his face.
"Hey Sanzo?"
"Hn?" Sanzo was attempting to glare a hole threw the picture of the "Sanzo" priest in the book.
"How come this legend is so wrong? I mean it doesn't even mention the youkai goin' crazy, and Jeep isn't even a jeep. He's a freaking horse and his names not Jeep. Hakkai's a pig and all three of them practically worship this Sanzo. And it doesn't even mention Kougaiji or Guyamaoh. Its only recognizable because of our names." Goku frowned at the book.
"Well its true that stories lose a lot of truth because of rumors. But this seems on the extreme side." Sanzo finally tore his gaze away from the picture and snapped the book shut.
"I still cant believe Hakkai was the pig." Gojyo laughed.
"Yes. It is quite funny." Hakkai flashed Gojyo his, "Do you want to die?" smile before letting it fade to his regular smile. This is when the bell finally rang.
They all got up and went to put their books in their lockers and go to lunch. Hakkai spotted a group of redneck boys and some of the girls that had written the notes in first period whispering together. Among them was the boy named Tyler and the girls named Samantha and Jessica.
"It seems that we have made a few enemies." Hakkai pointed out to his companions.
"It doesn't matter." Sanzo grumbled.
"Well I was just worried about what they might try." Hakkai frowned.
"Don't worry about it 'Kai. Lets just get some chow." Gojyo grinned resting his arm on Hakkai's shoulder.
"Yeah! Food, food, food, food, FOOD!!!" Goku skipped threw the crowded hall.
"Shut up monkey! Your louder than everyone!" Sanzo smacked Goku with the fan.
"Now now, lets just get lunch." Hakkai laughed.
**Chapter End**
Me: You think this turned out ok?
Sanzo: At least I got to hurt someone this time.
Me: Well then you'll love the next chappie Sanzo!
Goku: Why?
Me: There's gunna be violence galore!
Gojyo: How about hot chicks galore?
Me:…no.
Gojyo: Why not? *pouts* Please?
Me: That cute look wont work.
Gojyo: *cute look* Please.
Me: I'll see if I can do something for you. *huff*
Gojyo: Yes!
Hakkai: Holysinner your just encouraging him.
Me: its not my fault! I cant resist him when he does the cute look! Just like I cant resist Goku's cute look. Or like when Sanzo just asks for anything and, because of his natural sexy Sanzoness, I cant refuse. Or when you have that real cute smile on! You four don't play fair!
Hakkai: Er…I'm sorry?
Me: *pouting* Should be. Anyways! For those of you that are wondering, yes. Mrs. Jackson is that bitchy…always. But that's not important. Please review! Its not hard! I'm good with criticism but flames are not welcome. They just make you look like a jackass. So please no flames! Next chappie should be up soon! Lunch and geometry! BYE!