Chapter 4: American History and Gym.

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Notes: I would like to dedicate this chappie to ari2266. Your heartfelt reviews keep me going! Enjoy!

Notes II: I am sorry to say that this will be the last actual chappie. But don't fret my dears, there's still the epilogue. Thank you.

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The Saiyuki boys got to fourth period right on time. The teacher was standing at a podium in the front of the class. A book entitled American History on the podium in front of her. They all took their seats.

"Uh, how much do you guys know about American history?" Gojyo looked back at Hakkai.

"It was discovered by that George Washington guy, right?" Goku asked.

"Um…no Goku. that's not right." Hakkai frowned.

"Oh. Then who was it?"

"That would be Columbus." Hakkai smiled.

"Settle down now class. Today I'm going to be calling on people and asking questions." the teacher, Mrs. Smith, said while looking around the room. Her gaze fell on the Saiyuki boys. She had already heard about them this morning. Apparently they were a bunch of trouble makers. Well she would just have to keep them busy with questions. "Mr. Goku, who was the twenty first president?"

Goku was surprised to be the first to be called on. So naturally his mind went blank. Not that he knew the answer to begin with. "Uh…George Washington?" he asked with a lost look.

"What? No! this is no time to be funny young man. This is serious!" she gave him a death glare.

"Um." Goku struggled to think of a U.S. president that he had heard of. "Um… Abraham Lincoln?" the class broke out into giggles.

"Do you really just not know?" Mrs. Smith frowned. "Or are you trying to be stupid?"

This made Goku sink down in his seat a bit. Sanzo, Hakkai, and Gojyo frowned. Goku may get insulted by them often (Or by Sanzo and Gojyo at least.) but a strange woman doing it, teacher or not, was going a bit far.

"I-I don't know. I'm sorry." Goku mumbled.

Mrs. Smith hated students like this. Kids who just came for the hell of it and didn't learn a thing. Little did she know that this was not the case at all. "Did they teach you at all in your last school or did you just refuse to learn?" she asked in the bitchiest voice she possibly could.

"My last teacher was really smart!" Goku protested. Hakkai had taught him a lot over the years. This woman had no right to insult him.

"Well then maybe you just didn't listen at all." she sneered

"He is actually a very good student ma'am. He just doesn't have the memory for such useless information." Hakkai smiled a sharp smile. He had never really taught Goku history. He figured that reading, writing, and math were all that Goku would really need.

"Is that so? Well I'll have you know young man that this is not useless information!" Mrs. Smith was becoming flushed with anger.

"Would you mind answering what we'll ever use this for then?" Sanzo asked while fighting down the urge to reach for a cigarette.

"Come now Sanzo." Hakkai smiled sarcastically. "You never know when we'll need this."

"Yeah. It could come in real handy if we're going to try out for a game show." Gojyo grinned as the class laughed.

Mrs. Smith was furious. She slammed the book closed loudly. "Fine. Then you can all do book work. Go to page 464 and do questions 1-30. You'll be having a quiz on it tomorrow." she hissed.

All the students, besides the Saiyuki boys groaned. They wouldn't be there tomorrow anyways. Like hell they were going to work their asses off for this bitch.

"Does this school have a bitchy history teacher curse or something?" Sanzo grumbled.

"I think that's a good way to put it." Hakkai smiled.

"So guys?"

"Yes, Goku?"

"Who is the twenty first president?"

"Does it really matter?"

"Nah. I guess not."

***

The bell for fifth period finally rang. All the boys had done for the entire period was sat there and chatted every now and then. Mrs. Smith hadn't spoken for the rest of the class except to tell them to quiet down every so often.

"What do we have fifth, 'Kai?" Gojyo asked as they put their books away.

"It says gym." Hakkai said looking at the schedule.

"Are you serious?" Goku asked excitedly.

"Great. Just fucking great." Sanzo grumbled murderously.

"Aw, come on Sanzo! It could be fun!" Goku grinned.

"Yeah. And, worst case scenario, you have to get off your lazy ass and actually do something." Gojyo teased.

"Your death wish is getting clearer and clearer." Sanzo fumed.

"Um, Gojyo?" Hakkai smiled as they stepped into the gym.

"Huh?"

"I think you were wrong on that worst case scenario." Hakkai pointed to where Hazel was standing.

At that moment the same thought went threw all of their minds. 'Well shit.'

"Mister Sanzo! Are ya'll in this here class too?" Hazel asked as he came over with a big smile.

"Please tell me that is not what we have to wear." Sanzo said threw clenched teeth.

Hazel was in a purple tank top and black shorts. (Those are the school colors.) But the real problem was that the shorts were freaking short-shorts. The only way that they could look more gay was if they were pink.

"This is the gym uniform, mister Sanzo." Hazel beamed.

"I refuse." Sanzo snarled. The same thought was also running threw his friends minds.

"Come now mister Sanzo. And here ah was hopin' ta play ya'll in some baseball." Hazel pouted.

"Well I'm afraid that we'd all rather die." Hakkai was wearing his "I hate Hazel." smile.

"Well ah understand. Ah guess that its just cause ya'll know that you'd lose. Might as well not go threw the humiliation." Hazel smirked.

The Saiyuki boys froze. None of them were very good at backing down from such a challenge. Expectably if it was from Hazel. Right now they were weighing their options. Play the game and kick Hazel's ass, but have to wear faggity ass clothes. Or walk away and give the feeling of victory to that pretentious dick. Both of them seemed to more or less suck.

"Ya'll mustn't push yourselves." Hazel was looking smug.

This was enough to push Sanzo over the edge. "Where are the fucking outfits?" he growled.

"I believe that there over there." Hakkai pointed. He was sick of Hazel's smug asshole ways. He was yearning to wipe that superior look off his face.

It only took a few minutes for our boys to change into the gayrific outfits. After they made a quick agreement to not make fun of how ridiculous each other looked they went out. In this time Hazel had managed to get three other guys to play on his team.

"So its baseball we're playing then?" Hakkai asked with a smile.

"Why yes. These fine young men are gunna play on mah team. This is Jamie, Caleb, and Shaun." Hazel grinned. All three of the boys looked like they didn't have much brain power. It was probably the inbred look.

"That's great. Can we get this over with?" Sanzo looked decidedly bored.

"Yah know, ah feel kinda bad gettin inta a game ah know Ah'm gunna win." Caleb smirked and laughed to his friends.

"Yeah. Ah mean they cant win with an idiot who dyes his girly hair, a gay pretty boy, a five-year-old, an a girly droopy eyed priest." Shaun laughed.

"Fer real." Jamie laughed along.

"Would you mind repeating that please?" Hakkai had a smile that spelled out death. His hands started to glow slightly.

"Don't worry 'Kai. We'll just kick their redneck asses in the game." Gojyo put a hand on the healers shoulder to calm him.

"And we might just kick their asses after the game just for the hell of it." Sanzo growled.

"Yeah! I do not look five!" Goku yelled.

And with that the game started. Team Sanzo was first to bat. While team Hazel-is-a-gay-ass-mother-fucker, as Gojyo so fondly named them, had the field. Goku was up to bat first. Caleb was pitching.

Caleb sneered as Goku took his place on the base. "So the toddlers goin first huh? Don't worry little feller. Ah'll go easy on ya." he laughed.

"Just throw the ball." Goku glared at the idiot. Caleb wound up and threw the ball. Goku hit it, it flew as hard as it could… into Caleb's gut. While this was quite amusing it also made the ball easy to get. Goku just managed to get to first base.

"C-Caleb are you okay?" the coach asked the boy who was curled up into a ball on the floor. It took around five minutes for Caleb to be able to speak, and another four for him to be able to stand.

"Sorry Caleb. I guess this toddler doesn't know his own strength." Goku grinned.

When Caleb finally got himself together he went back to stand at the pitchers mound. Gojyo was next up to bat. Caleb wound up and threw. Gojyo hit it hard and took off. He ran past first and saw Shaun ahead of him kneeling down to get the ball. Gojyo could have ran back to first and stayed there. But he had his sights on second and he'd be damned if this redneck ass stopped him.

He continued running and jumped as high as he could over Shaun's head. He landed, safe, on second base. Shaun looked at him stunned. "An d my hair not dyed, bitch." Gojyo grinned cockily.

Goku had made it home so they already had a run. Hakkai was up next to bat. He smiled sweetly as he stepped up to the base. Well, at least to most people it looked like he smiled sweetly. To the other Saiyuki boys it was like one of Sanzo's death glares on a rainy day. He hit the ball hard and got to second while Gojyo got to third.

And then it was Sanzo's turn. He took his place at the base feeling much calmer than before. But then Hazel just had to open his mouth. He was really good at ruining Sanzo mood.

"Don't you worry mister Sanzo! We wont judge ya poorly. Ya cant really be expected to do as well as the other fine members of yer team." Hazel smiled from his place on third.

Sanzo gave a deadly smirk which made his team members blood run cold. They could since the fury coming from their leader. Sanzo stepped up to the base and readied the bat. He would show these bastards who they were messing with. The first pitch came and Sanzo let it zoom by. Caleb laughed as the hind catcher threw the ball back. The same thing happened with the next pitch.

"One more and yur out, pretty boy." Caleb laughed.

Sanzo just smirked as Caleb wound up for the next throw. He threw it with all his strength and Sanzo, with all the strength he could muster that came from years of swinging the fan-o-doom, and with the rage of a provoked bear, hit the ball.

When it hit there was a crack like thunder. The ball flew and the bat completely shattered. Before Sanzo could even run to first base everyone was looking for the missing ball.

"Where'd it go?" the coach asked.

"S-sir. Its t-there." a boy pointed.

There the baseball was. It had been imbedded half way into the concrete wall furthest from home base. It had happened so fast that the white covering hadn't even had time to fly off.

"I-impossible." the coach stuttered.

"That's what you call a 'home run' right?" Sanzo asked nonchalantly from home base where he still hadn't moved yet. Everyone just let out a shocked nod. Sanzo proceeded to walk calmly around the bases. When he and his three team members were back at home he looked at them seriously. "Just remember, next time you annoy me, I could hit you that hard with the fan." he smirked.

The three of them just nodded.

***

The rest of the game didn't go very well for team Hazel-is-a-gay-ass-mother-fucker. By the time they finally got to bat team Sanzo already had twenty-three runs. Goku was the pitcher when they had the field.

He pitched so fast that Jamie, who was batting first, didn't even see them all three times they went by. Neither did Shaun. In fact it took quite a while for anyone to hit a ball thrown by Goku.

At five minutes before the bell the coach announced that the game was officially over. Team Sanzo won by 57 to 3. All of those three got by Hazel. They went and changed and met back in the gym with Hazel.

"Well Ah'll be darned. It seems ya'll are quite the ball players." Hazel smiled. He was pissed.

"We would say the same to you but it seems better not to lie." Hakkai smiled. "Now if you'll excuse us." the four walked away.

"Well this shitty day is finally coming to an end." Sanzo said as they waited by the doors.

"Yeah. But you have to admit it wasn't too bad." Gojyo grinned.

"Yeah right! The food they serve here is crap and I'm so hungry I could eat two whole buildings!" Goku whined.

"Now, now. It could have been much worse." Hakkai smiled.

The bell rang and they all went out in front of the school. They were crossing the parking lot to get to their bus when a note fell from the sky. Hakkai caught it and read aloud,

"Dear Sanzo party,

Congratulations! You have made it threw one whole day of high school. You now get one wish each that can be whatever your heart desires. But for now, as promised, I'll send you back to where you were.

Love, Fred.

As soon as Hakkai finished reading there was a screeching of tires and everything went black.

**Chapter End**

Me: I think that went well! In case you people haven't noticed I hate Hazel. He's a freaking creep! And its weird how he's not-so-secretly in love with Sanzo.

Saiyuki boys: Agreed.

Goku: So there's only one more chappie?

Me: Yup. There's going to be an epilogue and then this baby is through. *sniffle*

Sanzo: *sigh* Just one more chapter to get threw. One more god forsaken chapter.

Hakkai: Its really not that bad.

Sanzo: My ass its not.

Fred: I thought you were having fun.

Sanzo: And no talking from you! I'm still pissed that you ate all of those damn cookies.

Gojyo: Just because you didn't get a cookie doesn't mean you had to shoot all of us asswipe!

Me: Oh yeah! I made more of those cookies! *holds out a tray of fresh cookies.*

Sanzo: *points gun at Holysinner* Hand. Them. Over. Now.

Me: That's not a very nice thing to do Sanzo.

Sanzo: Feh, like I care. *takes offered cookie.*

Goku: I want five!

Gojyo: Save some for the rest of us!

Hakkai: Calm down now.

Me: I'd like to thank everyone for reading. I really hope you enjoy, especially you ari2266! *wink* Please send reviews but no flames. Flames will burn the cookies. Just one chappie left folks!