SORRY SORRY SORRY! I've had 6 games this week so I couldn't exactly update anything but HAZAH! Now I can. Hope you enjoy.

My quest to take over the world of Twilight has, sadly, made no progress…

Chapter 10—Piece of Pie

EPOV:

"Jeez, calm down Edward," Jasper said rolling his eyes.

"Sorry," I said, how would he act if he was about to attempt to get a girl armed with a bat to forgive him after he was an ass?

"Just relax and Jasper and I will take care of Crowley," Emmett said easily.

"But what do I say?" I asked.

"Just tell her the truth," Jasper suggested.

"You want him to tell Bella that he's an idiot? Okay, if you're sure it'll work…," Emmett trailed off as I glared.

I didn't really get a chance to say anything because Esme suddenly ran down the stairs, dragging Carlisle close behind her. "Where's the fire?" Jasper asked from his spot on the couch.

Esme didn't answer, she just frantically waved the camera at him. Mom's.

We all stood up as we heard the distinct clacking of heals at the top of the stairs. Alice came down stairs in a long purple gown that had a cut on on the right side exposing her leg. I glanced at Emmett just as he glanced at me and I knew between him, Jasper, and I that no one will do anthing stupid tonight.

Next down was Rosalie in a long, tight fitting red dress that had Emmett drooling instantly.

Behind Rosalie was Bella. My jaw hit the floor and my eyes bugged out of my head. A flash temporarily blinded me and I scowled at Esme.

She smiled innocently. "That's a keeper," she said as she looked at the picture.

I growled and looked back up at Bella. She was wearing a floor length icy blue dress that got all flowy and drapy at the bottom (Pic on profile). He mahogony hair was curled around her face and this had to be the first time I had ever seen her wear a trace of make up. She looked incredible-but not really all that happy.

I knew exactly who caused that reaction-and not just because Emmett kept kicking me in the shin. Hard.

"Idiot," he mumbled.

"I thought you weren't mad at me anymore," I muttered as the girls carefully descended the stairs.

"I'm not, I was just stating a fact," he muttered back smugly.

"Are you all ready for pictures?" Esme asked.

"We're going to take pictures after the dance," Alice said as she walked over to Jasper.

"Why?" Carlisle asked, just as confused as the rest of us.

"Because everyone takes pictures before dances, I want this to be different," she said shrugging.

Esme looked confused but shrugged anyway and gave all the girls careful hugs.

"Limo's waiting outside," Calisle said coming back from the door.

"Wait. Where's that Crowley boy?" Esme asked. Oh yeah, why isn't he here?

"He's meeting me at the dance," Bella sighed.

"Well, why didn't he come here so you all could go together?" she asked.

"I told him we were having Mexican food for dinner before the dance," she said looking pointedly at Emmett. Oh.

"But we didn't-oh, I see," Esme said looking at Emmett and crinkling up her nose. "Well, I hope you all have fun," she said pulling open the door.

We all quickly walked outside and hurried to the limo. Bella stopped and eyed the space between the ground and the door skeptically. Jasper kicked the back of my shoe. Why does everyone keep kicking me today?!

I nervously stepped forward and offered Bella my hand. "Here, let me help you," I said.

She hesitantly took my hand and I tried to ignore the buzzing feeling as I helped her up. "Thanks," she said as I reluctantly let go of her hand and she disapeared inside.

I sighed and followed her in, everyone else close behing.

The girls all ended up on one side of the limo and us guys across from them, then came the awkward silence…

"So…," Emmett said, just to brake the silence. "How does your leg feel Bella?" he asked once he found something to say.

"It still kind of stings but I've got pain killers," she said before lifting up the material of her dress and exposing the 8 in. scratches on her leg. They were pretty much scabbed up already and they were starting to bruise around the edges. Just seeing them made me want hit that guy.

"It's a good thing you got such a long dress, it would have sucked if you see that," Alice said as Bella dropped the hem of her dress.

"Hey, my battle wound is cool-I hope it scars," she said smiling.

"Why?" Jasper asked.

"So whenever I look at it I'll remember the time that the Spartans won state," she said.

"Ohh, I want a scar from the championship game too," Emmett whined.

"You can get one next year," Bella comforted.

"Oh yeah, I'm a junior. Sweet," Emmett said just as the limo came to a stop. (If I said they all weren't juniors, I was lying. Sorry.)

We all filed out of the limo and I got to help out again-I was kind of disapointed that she completely avoided any eye contact with me but I don't exactly blame her. I am such an idiot.

As we walked toward the door Emmett and Jasper dropped back to walk in step with me. "Whatever it takes, Edward," Jasper murmured to me.

"Yeah, don't worry about Tyler, I've got plans for him," Emmett said grinnning. Here we go…

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BPOV

"Whoa," I said as I looked at myself in the mirror. I turned back to Rosalie and Alice who were standing smugly in their dressed behind me. "Are you guys wizards?" I asked half joking. Half.

Rosalie rolled her eyes. "It's not like it was that hard-you're barely wearing any make up," she said .

"Thanks guys," I said sincerely.

"It's no problem-Edward deserves to suffer," Alice said with a scowl on her face.

Rosalie glanced at Alice's alarm clock. "Let's go," she said walking towards the door. She went down first, followed by Alice, with me trailing close behind. My eyes instantly landed on Edward, who looked impossibly gorgeous in his sleek tux. Damn him.

I had to fight myself not to burst out laughing when I caught sight of everyone's expressions. Edward, Emmett, and Jasper all wore identical expressions as they caught sight of me. Their eyes were wide and mouths hanging open.

I glanced at Rose and Alice, who wer smiling smugly at their reactions. I saw a flash of a camera and turned just in time kto see Esme pointing the camera at all three of them. They snapped out of it and glared, not happy with being caught staring.

"That's a keeper," Esme said as she looked at the screen.

I descended the stairs and walked over to stand next to Alice and Rose. "See how good you look? You made three teenage boys drool over you," Alice murmured.

"A piece of pie could do that," I rolled my eyes.

"Are you ready for pictures?" Esme asked.

"We're going to wait until after the dance to take pictures," Alice said as she walked over to Jasper.

"Why?" Carlisle asked. I would like to know the same thing.

"Because everyone takes pictures before dances, I want this to be different," Alice said shrugging innocently. But I had a feeling that this wasn't innocent at all.

Esme shrugged and gave us all hugs. "Limo's waiting outside," Carlisle said coming back from the door. Limo?! I didn't help pay for a limo! Alice.

"Wait. Where's that Crowley boy?" Esme asked.

"He's meeting me at the dance," I sighed in irritation. I didn't want to spend any more time with him than I had to already.

"Why didn't he come here so you could all go together?" she asked.

"Because I told him we were having Mexican food for dinner," I said looking pointedly at Emmett who grinned back innocently. Once I told Tyler about the food he immediately agreed to meet me there. Everyone on our entire team knew exactly what happened when you combine Emmett, six bean burritos, and hot sauce. *Shudder*

"But we didn't-oh, I see," she said glancing at Emmett and crinkling up her nose. See? His own Mother. "Well I hope you all have fun," she said pulling open the door.

Rosalie caught up to me as we walked outside. "Let him help you in," she whispered.

I snorted. "I can get in just fine-even with these death-trap heals and a mutalated leg," I said.

She rolled her eyes. "Just do it," she whispered before dropping back.

I paused at the door. I was trying to picture exactly what Rose would do if I got in on my own anyway when Edward said, "here, let me help you."

I took his hand without really looking at him. I climbed in and quickly thanked him before sitting down.

"So…," Emmett asked, breaking the silence that had settled in the limo. "How's your leg feeling Bella?" he asked genuinely concerned.

"It stings a little but I have pain killers," I told him before lifting up my dress a bit so they cout see the scratches that drove me insane as I tried to sleep last night.

"I'm so glad you got a long dress, it would suck if that was showing the entire dance," Alice grimaced as I let the hem of my dress fall bck down.

"I like my battle wound," I defended. "I hope it scars," I added. That would be so cool.

"Why?" Jasper asked.

"So I can always remember the time the Spartans won state," I said with a grin.

"Ohh," Emmett whined. "I want a scar from our championship game too," he pouted.

"You can get one next year," I told him confidently.

"Oh yeah, I'm a junior. Sweet," he said as the limo pulled up in front of the school. We all filed out and I tried to really hard not to look at Edward as he helped me out again.

But I so failed. Not that he noticed though, he looked away just as I looked at him. How convenient.

I walked in between Alice as Rose as we headed to the school. When we walked into the gym I stopped I stopped. This is what a dance looked like? "Cool huh?" Emmett asked coming up from behind me.

"It's crepe paper and a stobe light," I said rolling my eyes. Alice was so wrong: I would definitely rather have a movie night.

"Come on Bella, let's dance," Rose said pulling me away from the door and into the sea of student.

We danced and danced and danced. Emmett and Jasper danced with us for a while but then they left and I had no idea where Edward was but I really didn't care-it was still really awkward. After about twenty more minutes of dancing with the girls I realized something; where the fuck was Tyler? It's not that I wanted him to follow my around the entire time but I didn't want to be stood up!

"Uh, guys? Have you seen Tyler?" I asked.

They stopped dancing and looked at me. "He did not!" Alice gasped.

"That prick!" Rosalie exclaimed. "Come on, let's go find the boys," she said before leading us to a table where we found the boys.

"What's wrong?" Jasper asked when he saw our expressions.

"That ass stood Bella up!" Rose fumed. She was pissed. This is so not my day.

The boys all looked at each other but I couldn't really see their expressions in the dark. "Do you want me to kick his ass on Monday?" Emmett asked hopefuly.

"You know what? I don't reallky give a shit anymore. Dances are stupid," I said before walking back into the crowd and to the back door.

I sat down on the bench just outside the door. What is up with me and boy trouble lately? First Edward now Tyler? There must be some kind of natural boy repelant that I have.

"Hey," Mike said, suddenly appearing out of nowhere and sitting down next to me. "Who are you here with?" he asked.

"Tyler," I said. Well, sort of.

"Really?" he asked sounding surprised. "I thought he was taking Bella," he muttered.

My jaw dropped. What?! "Mike! I am Bella!," I exclaimed.

"What?! Bella?!" he spluttered, his eyes widening as his jaw dropped. "Whoa," he said as his eyes raked over my face appearance. "You look…wow. Do you want to dance?" he asked hopefully.

You have got to be kidding me.

"No, I'm going to go for a walk," I sighed as I stood up. Mike jumped to his feet.

"Do you want some company," he asked giving me this creepy look. He better not be thinking what I think he's thinking.

"No," I said before swifty walking away. This is not my week.

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