Jack and Gillette made a bet
On who could seduce their dear James
They would meet at sunset
To see who had won the game
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Gillette tried courting with flowers and such
To ensnare the cute Commodore
"Flowers die, candies spoil" James' words
Sent Gillette falling to the floor
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Jack tried talking as he usually does
To the annoyance of our stressed James
So Jack decided to kiss him
And their relationship was never the same
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Gillette tried subtle flirting
This went over the brunette's head
Till he gave him a kiss on the cheek
Making James turn beet red
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Both men were fuming
Nothing was working!
They invited James to the docks
To see which man he would be necking.
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James arrived at the docks exactly on time
A flustered Groves with him, a major oddity
Groves walked towards Gillette, his heart hammering
James just laughed at their stupidity
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James smiled as he felt his newfound lover
Burrowing against his back
How he had fallen for him, he'd never know
"Ready for another go Jack?"
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Yeah, so after posting my first poem, I tried thinking of other Pirate related things that rhymed with Gillette other than corset and I thought of bet and I'm not sure I can explain the rest.
And I managed to pair up Gillette with Groves and still do my beloved Sparrington. I'm quite proud of myself. Please review and I promise never to do this again!