A/N- Soooo, this has to have at least one more chapter to it, even though I only planned it to have two. Ah, what can you do though?
Warning: Not for hardcore Cena lovers.
"Cut! Cody, you have to act like you want him." Chris instructed.
"But I don't want him." Cody pointed out, sliding further away from Ted on the couch.
This was not at all what Cody expected when Chris told him he had an idea a week ago. He expected a bake sale, or a car wash. Not a damn gay porn movie with Ted and him. Ted didn't seem affected by it. He just looked at it as a way to earn extra cash. Besides, it's not like they were going to have sex with each other. Ted was secure and confident with his sexuality. Was one gay porno going to that? Hell no. Cody wasn't as comfortable with it however.
"Cody, you're fully dressed, and so is Theodore. All you have to do is look at him like you want him." Chris informed him.
You know what was even worse then the movie itself? The names Chris gave to Cody and Ted. Chris threw around the ideas of multiple names, including: Ice and Tea, Sugar and Plum, Cup and Cake, Candy and Cane, and John and Dave. Finally, Chris settled on the names Peanut and Butter.
"No. I'm not gay. I don't want to do this." Cody protested.
"Alright, alright. I get it. How about this? Visualize that you guys are in the ring, and Cody, just look and touch him like you do in there." Chris instructed. If only Cody would act right now, how he does in the ring towards Ted, this movie would be over already.
"I don't touch Ted in the ring, and I look at him because he is my partner." Cody corrected.
"Christopher, can we hurry this up? I have places to see and people to do." Ted said in frustration. He had been here for two hours, and all that had happened was multiple arguments between Chris and Cody.
"Isn't it supposed to be people to see, things to do?" Cody asked, turning to look at Ted for the first time since arriving.
"Let's just say I do more then see her when we are together." Ted said, smirking while raising his eyebrows suggestively.
"Good, good. So Ted, why don't you just do to Cody, what you would do to whatever girlfriend of the week you have." Chris encouraged. It was hard to take him seriously, as he was dressed in all black, including a berate on his head, with a rolled up script in his hand. He looked more like a French artist then a movie director. It didn't help any that he decided to film all this in his basement, unbeknownst to Jess, who was told they were studying previous matches.
"...Cody doesn't have …. female parts." Ted said, eyeing Cody up and down with a look of disgust on his face.
"THEODORE MARVIN DIBIASE JR! I KNOW THAT CODY DOESN'T HAVE FEMALE PARTS. THAT'S WHY THIS IS A GAY PORNOGRAPHY!" Chris screamed. He was becoming increasingly frustrated with his two male leads.
"Chris. This is cool and all, but I'm just not into men. I'm not Cody. I can't pretend to be gay." Ted explained, bored out of his mind. He just want to leave and get a taco.
"I figured that. I told Cody you wouldn't want to do this, especially with him, but he insisted you would." Chris sat the video camera down on the stand behind him, and sighed.
"There'll be other ways to make money Chris. You don't need to make a gay porn movie to make up for the lost cash." Cody said, not even bothering to deny what Chris said.
"Did you ever hear that song "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" from the Lion King?" Chris asked, flopping down on the couch dramatically.
"Yeah...."
"WELL I'M NOT FEELING THE LOVE BETWEEN YOU TWO TONIGHT. YOU WANT ME TO GO BANKRUPT."
"Look, if Cody was a girl, I'd do this for you. But he's a man, an I'm just not into it."
"Fine. Ted, your out. Cody, I'll find another man for you."
"I don't want a man. I want a woman too."
"Psh, stop joking. We are wasting valuable time. I need to find someone for Cody."
"Ted, you come up with a list of wrestlers who would be willing to shoot this movie with Cody. You have five minutes." Ted smirked, knowing their was a limited amount of men he could actually list.
"Cody, you have ten minutes to get over what insecurities you have with men, because we have a movie to shoot.
"Christopher, I think I may have an idea." Ted announced.
"I will be the only one who has ideas around here Theodore. I thank you for trying though. But, you can tell me the idea you had anyway."
"Well, I was talking to this girl named Becky. Anyway, she is like John Cena's biggest fan."
"So? You're wasting my time assclown."
"Well, for some reason, she has this magazine, and in this magazine, is non other then John Cena."
"OH MY GOD! LIKE, ARE YOU SERIOUS?" Chris screamed, less then thrilled with Ted.
"Just listen. Becky considers this magazine the greatest thing in the world, do you know why?"
"Let me guess, because John 'I can not wrestle my way out of a paper bag' Cena is in it?" Chris was becoming sick. Sick of the lack of help from his two male stars.
"There are only twelve of those magazines around the world." Ted continued, ignoring Chris.
"Theodore, if you don't tell me, and tell me quickly, what in the hell your point is, I'm going to walk around calling you Mr. I WASTE JERICHO'S VALUABLE TIME."
"Before Cena got into wrestling, he posed nude in gay magazines." Ted said, finally getting to the point.
"Which means..." Chris was quickly catching on.
"John can star in this movie with Cody!"
"You...are...a...genius." Chris all but tackled Ted to the floor in a hug, thanking him repeatedly.
"I can see it now; John Cena and Cody Rhodes in Ring Rust"
"I'll call John for you Chris."
"I'll charge my camera."
" I'll kill myself and get it over with."