A/N- Watching Cody get his ass beat on Monday inspired this. If you don't take it seriously when you read it, you'll find it funny. At least, the three test readers did. I was unsure about posting this.

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"You're looking mighty good there, cowboy." John rubbed his hands up and down Cody's left thigh.

"They don't call me a stud for nothing." Cody inched closer towards the taller man.

"Stud? Why don't you show me exactly how big your stud is?" John's hand inched further up Cody's jean clad thigh.

"You think you can handle me?" Cody asked, grabbing John's other hand and putting it on his chest.

"Only one way to find out." John breathed, reaching the button on Cody's pants.

"CUT! JICWC, you weren't supposed to put your hand down his pants yet! I told you to wait." By now, Cody had jumped far away from John, wanting as much space as possible. He was more than relieved when Chris called cut.

"Ted, can I talk to you for a minute." Cody called his friend over while Chris was yelling at John for getting frisky to early.

"Sure man, what is it?"

"I think we're going to have a problem." Cody spoke quietly, so only Ted could hear.

"What's the problem?"

"I don't thin...it's just tha...I'm not sure I can....you know...get an erection from John." Cody confessed, blushing about four different shades of red.

"Don't worry." Ted turned around to face everyone else.

"Cody can't get it up, and would fill more comfortable if Dave prepared him beforehand." Ted announced, filling the room with snickers from everyone but Cody.

"TED! No, that's not it." Cody was quick to defend himself, since no one else would.

"It's fine Cody, no need to be embarrassed. Some of us prefer tall blondes, and some of us prefer brunettes." Adam chimed in.

"Vince doesn't know what storyline worthiness he is missing right now." Hunter laughed to himself, having been holding it in since John called Cody, cowboy.

"I feel like I should turn around, kneel, and pray, but this is too good to miss." Shawn added, laughing along with his friend.

"Would you rather have Randy, Cody?" Dave asked.

"I don't need prepared from anyone. Remind me never to tell you anything again." Cody whispered harshly to Ted. All eyes turned to the corner when they heard John whimpering.

"Chris! What did you do to him?" Hunter asked, amusement evident in his voice.

"I showed him one of his matches and told him if he didn't cooperate, I was going to make him relive those days."

"That's harsh man, even for you." Randy sympathized with John, having seen some of the mans matches back in the day.

"No Randall, it is not harsh. We have four hours to finish this movie. My wife is going to start getting suspicious after awhile. Now, Cody and JICWC get back on the couch. Brian, the music will begin shortly. Manu....leave." Chris gave his orders and took his place behind the camera.

"Chris, hold up...." Ted whispered something in his ear.

"What the fuck? I've seen Cody get aroused while watching John in the ring before? Why not now?" Again, the focus was put on Cody who was practically shaking on the couch, while John looked at him like he was steak.

"It's fine Chris, just move on." Cody mumbled, already embarrassed beyond belief.

"Don't tell me to do my job, assclown. Now, unbutton your jeans, but leave the zipper up. Pull your shirt down so it covers everything." Cody did as told, and Chris began rolling the film shortly after.

"Start where we left off...and action."

"You don't waste anytime, do you big boy?" Cody breathed, removing John's hand from his pants.


"We could slow down. We do have all night after all." John began rubbing up and down Cody's torso as the music began. "I Love the Way You Move" by OutKast blasted through the basement, and Kendrick began to move his body to the beat.

"What if I don't want to wait all night? What if I want you now?" Cody asked, rubbing light circles on John's shoulder.

"Then I'd ask you why you aren't naked yet?" John began to pull Cody's shirt up, not stopping until it was all the way off.

"Why don't you shut up and show me what you can do?" Cody started inching his face towards John's, slowly.

"CUT!" Cody pulled back right away, hoping this entire thing was over with now.

"Shawn, Hunter, Randy, and Theodore, stop laughing. Brian, stop stripping. You are the dancer, not the actor. JICWC, stop licking your lips, and Cody, act like you mean what you are saying. Do I have to make this movie myself?" Chris asked, looking around the room at the various men.

"How could you make a porn movie yourself?" Young, naive, innocent, Theodore asked.

"WITH MY HAND! Because you know what? Right now, my hand and me would be more entertaining than Cody and JICWC."

"You are absolutely right Chris, and I think you should go through with that plan." Cody began to get up from the couch."

"No, you will finish this movie, and you will make me millions. JUST START COOPERATING."Chris yelled at him.

"Chris, calm down. Your blood pressure is going to rise again." Ted reminded. Chris nodded his head and composed himself before stepping behind the camera again.

"Okay, I'll make this easy. We will do one part today, and the final part tomorrow. Cody, all you have to do today is get naked and allow John to lay on top of you naked. Can you handle that? Please?" Cody wanted to say no. He would have said no. He was going to say no. If it weren't for the way Chris was looking at him, in an almost pleading manner.

"Fine, lets just get this over with." Cody sighed, sitting back on the couch, sitting closer to John this time.

"I've watched you watch me for a long time." Cody commented while tracing his fingers over John's shoulder. They were both shirtless and Cody was slightly shivering from John's hands roaming his bare chest.

"I couldn't help myself. You are flawless."

"No one has ever told me that before." Cody blushed, lowering his head.

"Then no one has ever looked at you." John hooked his finger under Cody's chin, lifting the younger man's chin up so they were eye to eye.

"You just want in my pants."

"Hmm, that could be it too." John smiled, trying to look at Chris out of the corner of his eye so he could see the signal. Finally, he saw Chris nod his head and John's head shot straight for Cody's pants.

"Lets get these off." Cody didn't protest, move, or breath as John took his pants off. Cody sat there, now in nothing but his lime green boxers, scared out of his mind.

"Those are my boxers!" Ted shouted, ruining the mood and the scene.

"SHUT UP TED!" Three people yelled, who they were, Ted wasn't sure.

"Sorry, continue." John hadn't been interrupted though, as he continued on with the scene like he was supposed to. He too, was know in just his boxers.

"Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?" Cody joked as John laid half on top of him.

"Why don't you find out for yourself?" John smiled and leaned his head down towards Cody's. They hesitated for a few seconds, before slightly brushing their lips across each other.

"Is that all you got?" Cody asked, looking directly at John. He could see Chris moving around the couch, shooting different angles.

"I thought that was all you wanted."

"Thought wrong."

"CUT!" Chris yelled again as everyone sighed.

"Now what?" Shawn asked, removing his fingers from in front of his eyes.

"Someone's stomach is growling. Knock it off." Chris ordered.

"Chris, we have been down here for hours. We are hungry. Lets eat something." Randy begged; he was starting to believe he was starving to death.

"Fine, go order four pizzas. Cody will buy." Chris shut the camera off and sat down.

"Are we done?" Cody asked skeptically, keeping the hope out of his voice.

"For today. Tomorrow, you and JICWC will do it." Chris confirmed, tired of filming for today.

"You mean finish the movie?"

"Yeah, do it."

"What do you mean it?" Cody asked.

"Have sex." Chris looked at Cody waiting for his response.

"I don't think so! You said we wouldn't have to do that!" Ted quietly laughed in the corner as he packed up the rest of the gear, but he didn't say anything.

"You'll do it."

"I will not! I am not sleeping with John!" Cody protested. A kiss here and there was fine, but there was no way he was sleeping with his co-star.

"We'll discuss this tomorrow."

"There is nothing to discuss."

"Mhmm, sure. Go pay for the pizza. I've had a long day." Chris leaned back and closed his eyes.

"I won't do it Chris, I won't do it."

"Okay."

"I mean it!"

"Sure."

"You can't make me do it."

"Right."

"I never agreed to this."

"Get away from me. I need my space." Chris ushered Cody away, wanting some peace. That boy talked more than anyone he knew.

"I'm going now. But trust me when I say I won't be back tomorrow." Cody threatened.

"Hm..okay, leave."

"Have him here by eleven tomorrow morning Theodore." Chris called out as the last two men were leaving.

"I'll have him here by ten!" But Chris was already half asleep.

Who knew making a movie was so tiresome?