Author's Note- Hello!! So I'm updating I'm Just A Kid before Black White and Gray because it only has two chapters left and I'm sad to give it up. I will put up the chapter soon though and prepare for a very strange ending. Anyways I hope you all enjoy I'm just a Kid because I have a great time writing it! So read and review!

Disclaimer- If I owned iCarly the episode iThinkTheyKissed would be out already, but it is not so blahh!! In case we have any confused people, I do NOT own iCarly.


I was mortified that she would even say something like that. Of course Freddie had it in him to get me pregnant. He is a boy… a big boy. But that's beside the point. How dare she think that she could say that about my baby-daddy.

"Of course he has it in him. Remember what we learned about in health Carly? This may seem a shock, but boys have a certain something that allows them to help with the production of kids. It's okay breath with me."

I could almost imagine her rolling her eyes at my comment, "No I mean the guts."

"The guts? Wait, I'm so confused."

"Wow Sam you really aren't smart are you? Ever since the two of you came back from Freddie's house the night you both admitted to not having your first kiss the sexual tension was crazy. Everyone knew that you two were going to eventually make-out. But this is just… wow.

"The craziest thing about all of this is that you've never even kissed a guy and now your pregnant. I'm just saying that you and Freddie shouldn't have kissed that night and maybe now I wouldn't be aware he had it in him."

I suddenly felt a rush of blood to my face. I silently thanked god that Carly couldn't see me blush. If she did it would be the subject of torment for weeks, "Carly, that's um… gross."

"Wait, when did he get you pregnant? Was it like the same night you guys had your first kiss?"

Again I blushed at the comment, "Well, you see."

"Oh Sam! Really? Come on." All of the sudden the line went quiet and all I heard was a faint breathing that was most likely mine. The silence continued until I heard my doorbell ring.

My feet walked to the front door and slowly turned the knob to open the door so I could see my visitor. Although I could have been blind and known who was at my door.

"Hi Carly." I said as Carly Shay ran past me and sat on my couch motioning for me to take the empty seat beside her. I went along with it and sat next to her.

"I had to come over. Talking on the phone was just not cutting it for me."

"Well, you're here. Now what?"

At my comment Carly blushed and I grew nervous. She was thinking something that she didn't want to say out loud and it made me extremely nervous.

I asked, "What?"

Carly whispered quickly, "Washegood?"

My eyes shot open. I coughed and tried to regain composer, "Pardon"

She rolled her eyes at me, "Was he good? As in was Freddie Benson, technical producer of iCarly my next door neighbor good?"

"Well, um that's kind of a personal question you see, yeah."

"Come on Sam! At least tell me how it happened."

I smirked at her comment, "Well you see Carly when two people have these feelings of…"

"Uhh! Not that question come on Sam, I'm dying."

"Fine. You see I went to go apologise to Freddie about outing his secret like I told you I was going to. Then it all kind of changed. I got there and we started to talk and he told me that he liked it when I made fun of him. His life would be weird if I didn't. So then I told him it was stupid how people got all worked up over their first kiss and how I wish I could just get it over with. Freddie agreed and then he thought that if we kissed just to get it over with we would be helping each other out. I said okay as long as we went back to hating each other afterwards and we kissed. As I was leaving he told me he hated me.

"I left and began to walk back to your place. I made it to his bedroom door before I heard him call out to me from the fire escape. He told me to come back and I did. Then he looked at my face and told me that he was just curious if I felt something. I told him kiss me again and we'll see. That was the second time Freddie kissed me. After that we really couldn't stop and got carried away.

"When we were done I got up to leave and he stopped me. He told me that if I ever wanted some company I could go to the fire escape and he would always be there. After that night I used to go every night and sometimes we'd talk or kiss, but we never went as far as the first night. It was an unspoken rule. I love the fire escape, it's my escape in a world of things that you really always carry with you. He let me leave it behind."

Throughout the entire speech Carly was quiet and looked at me with understanding eyes. When I finished she looked up at me and asked, "You love him!"

I shook my head, "No, but I do care for him. More than I did before and maybe we can grow to that but I don't think so. We are just Sam and Freddie, Freddie and Sam. No other description needed."

"Well Sam, I think that this baby needs to be thought about. What are you going to do?"

My eye began to brim with tears as they did at the CVS. I don't know, maybe an abortion."

"Well you have to tell Freddie. I've got an idea."

"Uh oh. What?"

"I'm going to tell him on the place it happened, the fire escape."


Author's Note- Well that was it!! I hope you all like it... I'm kind of going for a Juno thing with this. Although it's gonna be different in a lot of parts so R&R cause they help get the next chapter out faster! :)