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*A gateway opens and Dealt is sent flying out of it as the Train follows* D:*rolls out of the way* ha! You miss me!

*Something is thrown out the window and it clocks dealt in the head* D: X_X *fainted*

*Blaze is laughing and slowly stops the train*

P: Dealt NEVER LEARNS Even if he dodges there are always more, *gets hit by snow*

P: Eh don't care it is just snow *The snow melts and turns out there's a chipmunk in the snow.*

*Blaze blinks and then goes over to a container and pulls out some nuts* D: where did you find the chipmunk? *appeared out of nowhere.*

P: he was in a snowball that hit me

D: I see! Anyway, where are we?

P: Well we are in a new world and it seems Naruto is the son of a primordial being and an Uzumaki.

D:...ok.

P: Yeah Naruto is the son of Arashi Uzumaki, the older brother of Kushina Uzumaki and Chaos.

D: start it up! *ducks as blaze is hit by another pile of snow* we don't own anything, enjoy!

*More snow comes but Dealt is used as a meat shield*

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Naruto Son of Chaos

Chapter 1

At Nighttime, the village named Konoha

The village is under attack by the nine-tailed fox as two people are heading toward Konoha. One is to find his family and the other just follows her master.

Many ninjas from young to older are trying either to save lives or trying to slow down the massive fox of its rampage. Then one of the figures appears in front of the fox with someone on as one of them says "This is not good my lord. Do you think we should do something?"

The smaller figure inhales then lets out a very powerful sonic scream making the fox cover its ear and the same with the idiot as he screams in pain, Then something happens as it seems whatever control the person had over the fox is broken and the scream stops as the fox pants and falls to the ground and the smaller figure walks up to the fox with the taller figure.

But just before they could get any closer, a hooded figure wearing an orange mask appeared in between as the masked man said "take no further steps!"

The smaller figure snaps his fingers and the man is sent upward with him screaming. The smaller figure keeps walking up to the Kyuubi as the figure says "Tell me please in your own words what is going on here." Kyuubi looks at the figure and growls as the massive fox says "Why do you want to know human!" Then a scent hits the fox's nose and they show fear

"I-It c-can't b-be!" Said the Kyuubi, a chain forms around his neck as the figure asks again "answer my question now!" "I-I was being controlled after I-I was r-released from m-my container!" Kyuubi answers as she is choked by the chains but loosens up a bit as the figure says "controlled? That can't be, the only ones that can are…mm? unless" the figure turns to the masked man. Then he feels something hitting his mental barriers and then the person's eyes change into the universe and everyone feels the power coming off him.

Masked man "w-who are you?!" The figure sees that through the eye hole, he notices a certain red eye, an eye that belongs to a certain clan.

The figure says "Who I am is not any of your concern at all. You don't belong here at all, get lost or else I will destroy your soul and leave nothing behind" he waves his hand as if he's brushing him away, this angers the masked man.

Then he disappears and reappears trying to punch the person….only having his stomach meet the figure's fist, it was shocking to the masked man and then his face is hit by another fist this time from the taller figure.

This causes the masked man to pass out, just as this is done, a man with blonde hair and wearing a white coat with flames on it appeared at the scene. The figure walks over to the Kyuubi and says "Shrink down please as I am not letting you get sealed up again." Kyuubi nods and shrinks down.

The blonde man says "w-what's going on? An-" he notices the masked man, "this man! He attacked Kushina when she was giving birth!"

The smaller figure has the Kyuubi on their shoulder and grabs the man's leg and drags him away, "then we will get our answers won't we?"

Later at a secluded location

The smaller figure has the masked man chained up and His companion is healing a woman with red hair as her name is Kushina, the blonde man, named Minato asks "will Kushina be alright?"

The taller figure turns to Minato and says "The woman just gave birth to your daughter, Had the Bijuu removed and it has been stressful for her. But she will be fine as she is an Uzumaki, a pureblood, and part of the main family of the clan." Minato says "sorry, I'm just very worried"

The smaller figure says "Sit the hell down Aunt Kushina will be fine, Grayfia knows what she is doing." "I can'-" than the smaller figure "or should I get your Brother in law, my father from the grave? I'm sure he will be someone to worry about?" Minato sweat drops as he says "I-I will sit" the smaller figure sighs as he asks "jeez what did Aunt Kushina see in him?" Grayfia says "well, she did say that he likes her red hair" the small figure crosses his arms "well I love her red hair" Grayfia giggles.

Grayfia says "Says her nephew who also has red hair with a bit of black. Besides, you need to get info from the idiot." the smaller figure nods as he walks over to the masked man as he looks at the mask "should I take this off first?" the small figure.

Minato is not listening but is focused on Kushina until Grayfia turns him to look at the masked man "Focus on that fool." Grayfia said "but he's wearing a mask!" "Alright take it off!" said Grayfia.

The smaller figure removes it and breaks it and then Minato's eyes widen in shock and is pale, as he says "it can't be!" the small figure "you know him, uncle?"

Minato nods and says "Obito Uchiha." the small figure "isn't he the one that Rin talks about a lot? The boy who died under a massive rock?" he points "he doesn't look smoosh"

Minato asks "Wait Rin is alive?" and the smaller figure says "Yeah Mom saved her from being killed and let's just say when she finds out about this she will not be happy at all." he crosses his arm as Grayfia says "there, she will wake up in a few minutes, now then, onto this Obito"

Grayfia then picks up Naruko and rocks her, the Smaller figure "can I punch him in the dick?!" Grayfia says "that's up to your uncle young master Naruto"

Naruto snorts and then turns and smacks Minato to snap him out of it, "w-what?" said Minato, "hey uncle! Can I punch in the dick?! After all, I think he deserves it!" said Naruto.

"K-Knock y-yourself o-out," said Minato as he sees his nephew smirks as he walks over to the still passed-out Obito as he winds up a bit, and soon enough. Obito wakes up and screams as he is in so much pain and he shouts "the fuck!" He realizes that he has been caught and chained.

"Yeah breaking those chains won't happen as they can even hold Shini-chan and destiny along with fate. Good luck getting out of them." said Naruto as he is sitting back down as he smiles, Minato comes up to him and says "Obito…what happened to you? Why are you even doing this? What led you to want to destroy your home village?"

Obito growls and says "I watched Kakashi murder Rin!" shouted Obito then he goes on about how this world is not real and the real rin is waiting and so on until all Naruto says "you must be sick in the head if you believed that" he is eating…a chocolate bar.

"You are an idiot." said Obito and then Naruto makes a viewing portal and right in front of it is a Sun-soaking Rin Nohara in her bikini but they are seeing her face and Naruto says "Rin!" and then Rin lowers her sunglass and sees Naruto and smiles. Then she turns to see Obito.

This puts Rin into shock as she is pale as she says "O-Obito? B-but how! W-we saw you died back there!"

Naruto smirks and says "well it seems he was saved somehow and saw you "Die" at the hands of Kakashi." Rin widened her eyes "y-you were there? Then you should have known that the mist put a tailed beast in me…she's still there but is in deep sleep"

"Yeah you can thank mom for that one." said Naruto and then Rin glared at Obito and then asked "What have you been doing Obito?"

"Oh you know…he went crazy, thought that you were dead, and tried to take down your home village, releasing the fox from my dear aunt, which nearly killed her, and um…what am I missing?" asked Naruto

"Betraying his friends and family and everything he had stood for," said Minato, Naruto nods and Rin then says something "You are no longer the Obito I knew and care about, I don't want to see your face ever again." She then removes the viewer.

All the while Obito says "R-Rin w-wait! I can explain-" it was too late as Naruto says "ohh" he inhales as he looks at Obito as he resumes "I don't think she is going to listen..given that you are now a traitorous ass…well look at the bright side…"

"Master Naruto there is no bright side." said Grayfia as Kushina is slowly waking up, "yeah I know, I was trying not to be a full jerk…oh look auntie is waking up!"

Kushina asks "A-Auntie?" she sees her nephew Naruto, "oh goodness I didn't recognize you for a bit there" "yes I know….I'm taller now!" said Naruto

Kushina tries to get up but Grayfia stops her and hands her Naruko who is sleeping and then she sees Obito.

"Obito?" Kushina asks. Grayfia says "You are not moving Kushina at all. So not happening also I hope you have teams that you can trust."

Time skip a week later

Naruto is in the council room as he is forced to be there to answer some questions but he is ignoring them as he is eating some steak with Grayfia there as well as making sure that Naruto is eating his greens as much as he doesn't like it. "Why do I have to eat this" he pokes the broccoli, Grayfia "it is your late Tou-sama's orders that you have to eat it so you will be big and strong"

Naruto sighs "Yeah but he passed on four years ago. You never will let that go very well." Grayfia "he did say that I must look after you and make sure that you are being fed well and besides…don't you want your aunt to look tall and strong when you get older?"

Naruto sighs and keeps eating as he hates it when Grayfia would use his aunt to do anything.

Naruto then takes a drink and someone clears their throat, "we should begin the meeting" said one of the councilmen, Naruto then asks "then why haven't you?" Everyone looked at him as one of them. "Why is there a child here?" "Forget the child, look at the woman! She's very beautiful, I wonder how the rest of her body looks?"

Grayfia asks "Then how badly do you wish to die in a block of ice?" the whole room is feeling colder than normal, Minato says "enough, we here to talk about the fate of one Obito Uchiha, and what he has done to the village"

Naruto keeps eating and then snaps his fingers and Grayfia pulls out a plate of steak and puts it in front of the Kyuubi she starts eating, then a certain old Warhawk says "we are truly letting that beast sit there and not be sealed"

"I would shut your mouth if I were you as you are not turning her into a weapon at all. So good luck with that plan of yours." said Naruto as he keeps eating, everyone looks at the unknown child as the old Warhawk, named Danzo slams the bottom of his cane as he says "I had enough, who is that child?!"

"Oh him? He's my nephew, well more like Kushina's. Along with being the heir of the Uzumaki clan and someone higher up on the food chain, don't ask, I'd rather keep my soul." said Minato as Naruto drinks some milk.

A woman spoke up "Kushina's nephew? Heir of the Uzumaki?! He must be placed in th-" but she is cut off by Grayfia as she says "my master's late father had ordered that Naruto isn't to be placed in of any programs of harems to rebuild the clan as this would anger his Kaa-sama greatly"

"Though if I fall in love with more than one girl or woman Kaa-chan said that will be fine as long it is love and not just pure lust…whatever that is, for power or status," said Naruto as he eats more of his food.

Minato points at him, "so meaning he is off limits and doesn't try to kidnap him though, The Taimanin won't allow it" said Minato, everyone looks confused at that.

Then a group of female ninjas come out of the shadows and they are all armed with the leader along with her second in command appearing next to Grayfia and Naruto as she reports "all are secure" said the leader, Grayfia nods.

But the second in command "but we do have bad news, we couldn't find the item that the Young Lord wanted, we are deeply sorry" Naruto sighs "You will find the mask at a run-down shrine when you find it, bring all of them to me." They bow and the second in command does as told.

"Anyway back on topic, the fox, Kyuubi will be under the Uzumaki's care as it is no longer under Konoha as my wife is no longer it" he hears an 'ahem' from Grayfia, "her Jinchuriki" Minato finished. Naruto finishes his meal and uses his napkin to wipe his mouth and then he stands up and Kyuubi is done as well and she climbs up to his shoulder.

As that happens, there's a massive uproar as each of them says "you mustn't let it get away!" "The Uzumaki can't do anything as it better have that monster under Konoha's care! We can find another to hold it"

This went on for a good bit and Just before Naruto could say something, his uncle beat him to it, "enough! All of you are acting some fucking brat-" he stops as he hears.

Naruto holds up his hand "Uncle hang on let me deal with this." Minato nods and stands down then Naruto walks up to the center then unleashes his power making the ground crack along with the walls and desks. Naruto is looking at them all like the clans and civilians are nothing but ants to him and as he speaks his voice echoes "You just want the Kyuubi to be sealed so you can all take out your anger on the container. I know the life of a Bijuu container and I will not subject any child to that life."

"Besides" he calms his voice "no one could handle the power that Kyuubi holds as they would last mmm an hour upon sealing, so only and only an Uzumaki can handle it…too bad I forbid my cousin to be that container so I'm going to keep the Kyuubi…as a…" he looks at the small fox "what are you to me now?" Kyuubi shrugs as she isn't sure as well.

Grayfia says "Companion." and both Naruto and Kyuubi nod at that, then Danzo says "I won't allo-" he stops as a unique Kunai is landed at his feet as it was thrown by Minato "you don't get to say anything, I'm the Hokage, you're the advisors, that's all you will ever be, as the decision making falls upon me and me as Konoha's leader, so shut up or else I will force you to retire, to the ground so don't test me!"

Naruto walks over to the Uzumaki seat and makes it a bit taller and sits in it with Grayfia and the Taimanin leader standing behind him Naruto asks "Where is cousin Tsunade?" "she's with your aunt at the moment"

"Good, I am putting forth a motion. I want Cousin Tsunade's Medical Ninja training mandatory for those who can do it. We can't have rookies go out there without a medic in training with them." said Naruto, "this isn't a place for a child, why don't you run along and let the grown-ups han-"

"I like that idea, Naruto, considered it in motion and approved," said Minato. Tsume says "Agreed." and the other clans agree then The Uchiha clan head is thinking and says "The boy makes a good point and he is right. Very well I will back it up as well."

Minato smiles and says "Motion passed." Naruto then asks "Also now tell me what is the academy teaching now?"

Minato says "mm last time I checked, they were teaching the same thing back when I was in the academy and I was thinking of remodeling the whole system."

Naruto says "Do it. As Konoha needs true and ready Shinobi and Kunoichi not having their heads with gone day info and no fangirls and fanboys who think that the Ninja life is all fun and games."

Minato says "I'm surprised you know what they are Naruto," Naruto says, "Grayfia told me about them, Along with Shiranui and my Kaa-chan."

Time skip a decade plus 3 years later

Naruto is returning to the village after a mission and he is twenty years old now. He lets out a yawn as he says "it's good to be home!" he sets foot in the village and soon enough, he hears "Naruto-sama!" Naruto then snaps his fingers and a portal opens he walks through and when he is fully through it closes.

Many things happened like the Kumo ambassador trying to Kidnap Hinata Hyuuga who was with his cousin Naruko Uzumaki Namikaze but Naruto stopped it and even captured him alive. Then took him back to Kumo and told the fourth Raikage what happened, then he even forced the would-be kidnapper to spill his secrets.

Naruto helped stop another war or worse and even made a friend in the Raikage. Naruto then brought him to Konoha and he apologized to both the Hyuga clan and the Hokage about what happened as he did not order it.

But stop thinking of the past, he notices a woman, who is one of his beloveds. A woman with long dark red hair with a curvy figure with large breasts of could J breasts as she wears clothes that reveal as she wears a large hat, she is Irene, one of Naruto's wives and she spots him.

Irene comes up to him with a smile "Hello darling please tell me fangirls are leaving you alone?" she asks as Naruto says "yeah they're not leaving me alone" then he gets grabbed and hugged by Irene as she says "oh my poor love"

Naruto chuckles and then kisses her cheek "I have to talk to uncle as you know how Konoha survives against Venelana and her ruthlessness when it comes to someone fucking with one of the businesses that I own." said Naruto. Irene holds him in between her breasts as she says "wait a bit more…I want to feel their jealousy~" she looks at the looks of both men and girls.

Many guys glare at Naruto and the girls glare at Irene but one person looks like she wants to be in Irene's place with Naruto in her arms, Naruto says "you mean you know that?"

Irene says "Trust me dear I love seeing the looks of Jealousy on the gold diggers' faces to know that you will never be with them." Naruto rolls his eyes as he smiles "alright"

Naruto then gets out of the hug as he has to go to the Hokage tower and Naruto heads that way as Irene heads home.

At the Hokage tower

Naruto walks in and is hearing someone in the Hokage's office yelling, Naruto says "wonder what is it this time" he opens the door. "I don't care. You and your husband should be giving us control of your businesses as they are Konoha businesses!" shouts a civilian council shit as Naruto sits on the couch and makes himself some tea while his Lady Uzumaki deals with this shit.

His lady Uzumaki is named Venelana Uzumaki. Naruto's first wife and like him is a ruthless businesswoman to those who try to muscle their way into what they do.

As Venelana has a very beautiful face with a curvy figure with large breasts, but don't let that fool you, though she looks weak, in truth she's insanely strong both in the mind and the body, as she is wearing a dress as she slams her fist onto the desk as she says "last I checked, any business that open here does not belong to the village itself, or the civilian council. My husband started these businesses to help the people who needed jobs. You have no say in it at all as he can close them and it will affect the economy of the village in turn DESTROYING IT!" her eyes turn white from anger and this causes the greedy civilian councilmen to run off in fear and go past Naruto without realizing.

"You know, this proves that I pick the right woman for the job as the Uzumaki's female matriarch in my stead when I'm not around," said Naruto, and then Minato and Venelana turn to see Naruto who is sipping tea.

Venelana's face turns softer and has hearts in her eyes as she says "Naruto!" Naruto puts the cup down and gets up. Naruto then hugs her and they kiss each other then he breaks it and says "Hello my loving wife." Venealana says "hello to you too~," Minato says "welcome back Naruto, how was the mission?"

Venelana asks as she holds onto Naruto, "that does remind me, what was the mission?" Naruto remembers it.

As it was. An assassination mission.

Semi flashback

Naruto is looking at his target as he has women in cages ready to be sold and Naruto knows that he will need to kill even the grunts and his target.

But first, "hey are you alright?" Naruto turns to see what the hell as he is not even seen by anyone as he is camouflaged in the shadows one of the women in cages notices him and doesn't say anything but slightly nods.

Naruto then makes some shadows grab the cage and pull it into the shadows as he goes into it as well, but he stops as he notices his major target in sight. He smirks as he is going to make his move and what happens next?

Naruto then uses the shadows to his advantage and makes shadow chains come out and wrap around the hired thugs as they are dragged into the shadows screaming, got what he needs then kills them.

Flashback over

Naruto holds up a file "all I got and more…turns out the late tiny man was enslaving a small nation village, sucking them dry until there's nothing left, that's why he had the women in cage, to have the Daimyos from other lands off his back"

Minato frowns and Venelana smiles but not her friendly smile. It is full of Malice Naruto then says "Hell the Daughter of the Lightning Daimyo was there. Princess Hibana."

Venelana says upon hearing that name, "oh right, the one who was engaged to some nobleman's son but called it off when she was kidnapped" Naruto nods and says "Yeah I remember that Noble shit man. Weak hell do you remember when he tried to get you Venelana."

Venelana says "oh don't tell me it was the same boy. Sigh, that boy is so sad" Naruto nods, and then a hawk with a letter appears as if it is from the land of Lightning the hawk looks at Naruto and he knows it is for him, "come here" he holds up his arm and the hawk fly over to him and lands on his arm.

Naruto then gets the message out and he opens and reads that it is from Princess Hibana with a picture of her in her bikini doing a sexy pose Naruto says "This is the fourth princess that wants me to be with them."

"There's also that noble girl who has the hots for you, and I have to say…I like her" says Venelana, Naruto asks "are you talking about Toph?"

Venelana nods and Naruto says "Yeah not happening right now. Though if the princesses keep it up I will show them that if they want me they will have me in ways they never thought." Venelana blushes as she remembers how much of a beast he is in bed.

Minato says "could you two not talk about your sex life in my office?" He raises his hand cause he feels like they forget where they are, Naruto then retorts with "Then you keep the info of what you do to my aunt out of my ears."

Minato says "so protective of your aunt, I will have to be careful or else you will take her away from me" he smiles, Naruto says "Maybe that is my plan leaving you with your son Menma as I take my aunt and cousin Naruko"

Minato laughs as he says "please don't" he sweats, Venelana says "he does have a point, your little cousin….he's um…he's much"

Naruto says "He is a brat. He has a crush on Itomi who has a crush on me. So he is not getting her attention when it is on me when not on missions." Venelana says "she's will make a wonderful addition to our family, Naruto~ and she's very gorgeous too"

Naruto smacks her ass making her jump "We will talk about it later as I remember I married her mother. Yeah, Sasuke is not happy with me at all. Eh, I don't care. He can kiss my demigod ass."

Venelana "and now your stepdaughter has feelings for you" Naruto looks at her and she shivers as her daughter is the same way as Naruto. "Also I found something or someone interesting at the orphanage."

Venelana is curious "really?" Naruto pulls out a picture of a little girl "This is Anya and she has an ability and I would like to adopt her." Venelana looks at it as she says "she's cute but what does she have?"

Meanwhile

A little girl with pink hair and her eyes are wide open as she hears voices but not in the open, but rather in her mind as she is hearing the voice of the caretaker about how much she hates her job and the children here.

The little girl is sad as she has been returned about three times and she just wants a family, she sighs as she goes to her spot where she would play with her doll.

What she does not know is she is going to be adopted and she will have a wonderful family.

Back with Naruto

Naruto and Venelana are heading to the orphanage with Minato as he left a few clones to deal with the paperwork as he has heard rumors about the caretaker of the orphanage.

Upon walking outside, Naruto stops and as he also stops Venelana a golden needle hits the wall as he says "well she's back again" Naruto catches another one and says "Come on out Yor. You know you can't kill me no matter how much you want to."

A figure appeared in front of them as she is wearing a mask as she says "I can't do that, as I'm contracted to kill you as my name is the throne princess" she holds up another needle, Naruto then asks "Then why is your heart beating faster whenever you're near me? Do you have a crush on me?"

The woman, Yor as her true name, blushes behind her mask as she says "I don't know what you are talking about!" she throws her needle toward Naruto. Naruto grabs it and then disappears.

Yor looks around then Naruto whispered huskily in her ear "Are you sure throne princess as your heart rate has increased and you getting turned on and I have to say…you're well developed"

Yor is blushing atomic red and is rubbing her legs together but she fights it and kicks or tries to kick him Naruto jumps but he can feel the air pressure that comes off the kick.

Naruto is thinking 'well she is strong but I need to test it against my strength.' She sends a kick again but this time Naruto's leg meets her leg and a pressure wave come from their legs meeting as Naruto is impressed 'woah, not many could match me' but then Naruto moves his leg and she is sent flying and she crashes into a wall as he walks over to her as he says "so are you going to stop or" he sees the needle thrust toward but only to miss and cut only a surprised of his cheek as Yor is panting as she looks as she fainted from losing all her strength.

Naruto chuckles as his cheek heals and then snaps his fingers and she is teleported to his compound Naruto with his group head into the orphanage.

His wife asks "Was that Fight necessary?" she walks with him, "not really but I guess she was too stubborn to listen and talk" They enter the orphanage and Minato is not happy at all Naruto heads over to where the girl is.

Naruto sees the young girl who is playing with her doll and she is looking at him confused, as he thinks 'I know you can hear my thoughts' she looks at him with shock and he thinks back 'Not surprising at all as I am the son of a Primordial Goddess. Now I want to adopt you.' she tears up upon hearing that.

Naruto picks her and her doll up and carries her over to Venelana who smiles kindly as Minato is dealing with the caretaker in charge then Kuruma appears on Naruto's shoulder as the fox says "so who's the kid?" The little girl noticed the fox as well as how it could talk.

Naruto says "She is going to be my daughter. I will not take no for an answer." The girl is still looking at the fox as the fox says "I see, and what's with the staring kid?!" "You can talk" her eyes widened.

Kuruma chuckles "Indeed I do talk and I will say this kid. I am a bijuu who was almost the cause of a lot of deaths. Hell Naruto here was able to give the third Hokage some closure by catching the man who caused my rampage. But you are lucky as Naruto wants to adopt you."

The little girl keeps looking at the fox as he keeps talking, Naruto says "I think you broke her with your words and she can read" he taps his head to say 'mind.'

Anya looks at Naruto with puffed-out cheeks, Naruto says "anyway" he walks up to the desk, and upon getting there, he hears.

"What do you mean that you're not liking your job?" asked Minato, the caretaker, "you hear me! This place is hell! All there is no good for nothing children! And I'm wasting away by staying here!"

Anya has tears as she has heard everything then Naruto frowns and hands Anya to Venelana who takes her while Naruto along with Kuruma head into the office and he is not happy.

Naruto says "the fuck is wrong with you lady" he is pissed, and the woman looks at Naruto and glares "Well I'm sorry we all can't be good with fucking brats!" Then she felt a massive pressure on her, and it was very heavy like it would kill her if she were to move any part of her body.

Naruto says "You are PATHETIC! You have the foolishness not to help these children find good homes. If I had found out about you being nothing more than a bitch then I would not let you have the orphanage. Hell, where is the money that is given to help the kids and the upkeep of this place?" the woman sweats as she looks away as she's not answering.

Naruto then says "Don't tell me you have been embezzling." he is getting madder now and Minato is now backing off as he thinks 'this is not going to end well

Naruto then grabs the woman and is glaring at her and says "It seems you need to go. I know someone who can take over for you." "y-you can't do that!" Naruto says "watch me"

Moments later as everyone is standing outside of the building as it is getting a massive makeover as the woman who was caretaker is out of the job as someone new takes over, then here comes the new Matron whose name is Orihime Kurosaki.

And so far, the children love her, as Orihime says "thank you for this job Naruto!" Naruto says "You're welcome as you will have more help so that way someone is always with the kids here and if anyone tries to do something stupid tell them that this orphanage is under my protection." The second Matron walks up and her name is Camie as she, like many women, has a crush on Naruto.

Naruto says "alright I will leave this place in your capable hands, now then, let us go Anya" Naruto walks up to Anya who has her stuff and Naruto picks her up, and says "Let's get you home."

Naruto starts to walk away while holding Anya and her stuff with Venelana.

Later at the House of Uzumaki

Naruto's wives who are there are taking turns hugging Anya as they couldn't handle how cute she is. Naruto chuckles as Coco Adel Uzumaki comes up to Naruto and asks "Why did you adopt this cutie?" Naruto says "Two reasons. The biggest is that she deserves a home and the second is that she can read minds. I will not let anyone abuse her abilities."

Everyone looks at him and asks "how did you know that?" Naruto blinks as he says "well funny story about that"

Naruto explains the story of how when he walked past the orphanage he felt someone hitting his mental barriers as if they were trying to read his mind. So he goes over to investigate what was doing that.

What he found was little Anya, and since then, Naruto did everything he could to make sure he would make Anya his daughter. The women smile and they all say "Welcome to the family Anya Uzumaki!"

Anya gets teary eyes as she couldn't believe it, the family she wanted have found her and welcomed her. Anya starts to cry in happiness and Naruto says to one of his wives "Kirio tonight WE FEAST!" and cheers are heard.

Later, at dinnertime

Anya has stars in her eyes at all the food that was prepared but Mama Kirio (Kirio Hikifune slim form.) as all the food looks wonderful and smells amazing too.

Before they eat they are giving thanks to some of the gods, especially Naruto's mother Chaos. Anya starts to give thanks as well then they start eating.

Naruto says "I will be busy starting tomorrow" and Mirajane asked "What, as we do have a special time my dear." with his ten other wives looking at Naruto.

Mirajane blushed "w-well, I c-can't say" she then whispers, Naruto answered and says "oh that's why~" he smirks as he says "I will say this…you better stretch~"

Mirajane blushes even as she knows that she is in it now, as Anya is confused, Naruto pats Anya's head and says "You will find out when you are older."

Time skip the next day

Naruto is walking around the village and then finds the academy and then sinks into the shadows and goes into the academy and sees many of the teachers being pulled out by the ninja cops.

Naruto in the shadows hears "I don't know how these drugs got there! You got to believe me!" said one of the teachers as naruto sweat drops as he thinks 'What the fuck? Drugs as I know the academy was revamped in all but drugs here?'

"Yeah, yeah tell it to the Hokage!" said the cop as push him, Naruto shakes his head and sighs then sees his cousin and goes over to her "Naruko what the hell is going on? Who the fuck brought drugs to this school?"

"It was sasuke," said Naruko, and Naruto sighs and asks "Why?" "Something about him will get away with it and only the teachers will take the blame," said Naruko.

Then they hear Sasuke screaming to let him go as his mother has him by his ear and that is Mikoto Uzumaki wife of Naruto as she says "I don't know what you were thinking! But you can forget it! Officers!" she looks at them with a forceful look in her eyes.

The cops are scared by them Naruto smirks as he thinks 'that's my Mikoto' she then says "He is the one who brought in the drugs!" said Mikoto as she threw him to the cops they tried to say something but given the glare that Mikoto is giving…they had no choice but to listen or else.

The cops cuff him and take him away. Sasuke is not taking this well as he shouts "you will pay for this! I don't care if you are my birth mother, Mikoto!"

Naruto then snaps his fingers and Sasuke's mouth vanishes then Mikoto says "You are no son of mine I disown you. You are no longer an Uchiha or even my son anymore." she crosses her arms.

"I see that you are handling things Mikoto?" asked Naruto and Mikoto turns to see her husband while her eyes turn into hearts as she says "Naruto!" She goes over to him and hugs him as she places him in between her J-cup breasts.

Naruto smiles as he thinks 'I love my life with all these wives I have. Plus if I die this is a way to go' as he enjoys Mikoto's large and soft breasts. Mikoto giggles as Naruto also feels someone glaring at him, he whispers to Mikoto "Someone is watching"

Mikoto shrugs and asks "And I care why you're my husband." The one glaring is Kiba and the other is Sakura as Mikoto should not be doing this in public.

"Well one is jealous that you can see it and the other is mad that you are doing this" Naruto whispers again, Mikoto turns to Sakura and says "What he is my husband I am allowed if you got a problem with it then take it up with the complaints department." she holds up a trash can while still holding Naruto in between her breasts.

"B-but he's younger than you! Don't you have any shame!" shouts Sakura and Mikoto says "So again he is my husband. I don't care about age, he makes me feel special." she holds him closer and this just angers Sakura.

Naruto chuckles and then gets free "Come on Mikoto let's head out. Also Sakura, my mother is way older than my father when I was born." Sakura doesn't care as she begins charging, Naruto then snaps his fingers and Sakura sinks into the floor while Naruto and Mikoto head out Naruto says "I'm going to spoil you today~"

Mikoto giggles at that as she says "oh~ like what~~" she smirks as both are heading somewhere…private.

Later into the day

Naruto is walking again as Mikoto is out of it with her stomach bulging as it is filled with so much cum, Naruto says "that felt great! Now then, I still have a bit of morning"

Naruto is looking around then heads to the Uzumaki compound, upon entering the building…Naruto hears "today is the day you die!" Naruto then moves to the side and a shadowy figure goes past him and goes outside Naruto closes the door and says "he needs a hobby, this becoming unhealthy for him and his mind" he walks further in.

Naruto then sees Kushina who is sipping some tea and Naruto sneaks up behind her and covers her eyes "Guess who."

"Hello Naruto," said Kushina as she smiles. Naruto pouted then turned into a bunch of butterflies and reformed on the couch as he said "how did you know?" Kushina says "well first one, I heard Menma shouting," Naruto says "fair enough he only does that to me" Kushina nods and asks "So are the rumors true you adopted a child?"

Naruto nods and pulls out a full family picture with him, his eleven wives, and their daughter. He points to her "Her name is Anya."

Kushian says "ohh she's so cute! But I have to ask…is there any link between her and that pink-haired girl?" Naruto says "None whatsoever she is adopted. I don't care. She is my daughter." as he is thinking that he had done some testing and turns out there's no way Anya is linked to Sakura and her family.

Anya just happens to have pink hair, and Kushina smiles "Good to hear. So what the hell happened at the school?" Naruto says "My former Step son had drugs and placed the blame onto the teachers."

Kushina says "sigh, that fucking kid, I swear" she rubs the side of her forehead, "so how did Mikoto handle it?"

"Just like every time, glare with her fierce aura," said Naruto with a smirk, "that's good," said Kushina, then Naruto says "she then disowned him and banished him from the Uchiha clan." Kushian blinks "I thought she left the Uchiha? Or am I remembering it wrong?"

She crosses her arms under her very large breasts of Double J breasts as she is wearing a white underdress with a green top that shows off her insane figure.

Naruto nods "understandable, I never did fully explain the full story" Kushina nods and Naruto starts explaining how Naruto found Anya.

In couple hours

Kushina asks "You are bringing her over one day correct?" Naruto says "of course" He smiles as both are doing some afternoon training before they do light stretches.

Kushian says "Naruto, could you be a dear and help me a bit?" as she is wearing her training clothes, which are tight yoga-style clothes, Naruto says "Auntie you do know that I live with eleven women and they too also wear yoga pants but sure."

In less than 5 minutes, Naruko walks in and sees the two are stretching without saying a thing, she quickly walks away as she thinks 'gotta go before they get flirty again'

Naruto is holding Kushina's leg up and given how close they are, Naruto asks "like this?" Kushina says "yes just hold it still for a few secs"

Naruto then says "alright I think that should be enough, come on time to see if you are back in shape" this is why the training as Kushina is planning on going back to active as Kushina "well it's a good thing you are leaving a shadow clone"

Naruto nods, then opens the window and turns into smoke, and travels out of the window.

Later on

Minato with his family are walking up to Naruto's home Menma scowling and knocks on the door and Venelana answers the door, "hello" said Venelana she is happy to see Minato, Kushina and Naruko, Menma however, she is not happy. She lets them in but then warns Menma "Don't do your normal bullshit boy. Not in front of us all. You will not like the results." she holds up her hand and the power of destruction appears on her hand with her eyes glowing.

Menma sweats as he nods Venelana says "good" she closes the door and walks away as they hear "So cute!" it was Naruko who is looking at Anya who is holding her big stuffed Penguin (The one she has in the Anime)(B)

In a few minutes, as everyone is at the table having talks, Anya is looking at Naruko as she is talking and Minato asks Naruto "So Naruto how is Anya adjusting?"

Naruto says "She is very happy here she has the family she has always wanted." Minato says "that's good to hear, and also I notice that Kushina was training with one of your shadow clones" Naruto nods "yup, as she had asked me to help her train"

Minato nods as Naruto is one of the best people to train with as he can do many things. "So Naruto what is the plan for you?" Naruto says "Well I might be leaving the village as I got word about Doto from Snow country who is planning to take over the world. Why do villains try to do that?"

Minato says "I don't know. Why? Why not just try something small like a villain?" Naruto talked for a bit.

Kushina is talking with Venelana as they are talking about how cute Anya is, "Venelana I am jealous of you having that cutie as your daughter." as Rin has Anya in her lap, "what are you saying? Naruko is cute too" said Venelana as Naruko is sitting next to Rin talking to Anya as they have a wonderful dinner…except for Menma, he was at the kid's table.

Venelana says "Yeah he is there as the last time he was here he was banished there at least Anya has better manners."

Anay says "I'm the best!" Everyone chuckles or giggles at how cute Anya is. Rin then says "Anya you are but remember don't rub it in." Anya nods as she understands.

A week later, out at sea

Naruto is heading to snow country and even the Princess is not happy there Naruto is staring her down as he hears "master Naruto" Naruto looks behind as he eyes a woman with green eyes. Her black hair is pulled back into a long braid, with slightly parted bangs, she's insanely curvy with very large breasts and thick thighs and wide hips, and a plump ass.

This is Nemu and she was created, Chaos created her to help with the research of things and she has done well but when Naruto came along she connected to him, Naruto says "what's up Nemu?" Nemu straight away asks "so you wish for me to spy on your foes?"

"Yes we need information and I plan to talk to her here." said Naruto as he points at her, Nemu nods as she stands there waiting for Something and Naruto says "you want a kiss, don't you?" He looks at her.

Nemu nods and Naruto kisses her by holding her close with her breasts against Naruto's chest Naruto thinks 'really mom, must you make a woman who will do anything for me, and all she asks for is love and affection?'

Naruto then breaks the kiss and Nemu smiles while blushing Naruto turns to Koyuki and Nemu vanishes, "now then we have much talk about miss famous actress" Koyuki has her head down.

Moments later

Naruto sighs as he rubs his head. What he has heard is frustrating to all hell because Koyuki refuses to return to her homeland and reclaim her seat as the rightful heir, "Look I get it but Koyuki think of your character would she do that? If you turn away from this now then you will always be hunted for the rest of your life. I know but hell you can't run from who you are." said Naruto

Koyuki could even say anything, Naruto says "but if you still refuse, ohh there's going to be hell to pay, I will make sure your career as an actress will be in ruin and you will never star in another movie ever again, got it?"

Koyuki then drops her head "Fine I understand." Naruto then says "Look Koyuki, I don't want to do it. I love your movies but sometimes you need to be strong and stand up for those that need it."

Koyuki doesn't answer as she is done talking, Naruto sighs as he tells the captain to dock at the nearest and safest spot.

The captain nods and Naruto is ready for anything, after looking around for docks, which they did, it is safe and so they make their way deeper into the land of snow.

Naruto is looking at Koyuki from time to time, just making sure that she doesn't try to run off, Naruto asks the filing crew "how much have you guys already taken?"

One of them says "oh we got enough but we did stop with your talk with um, Koyuki" Naruto nods "I understand but sometimes you must stand strong against the enemies so they can defend those that need it."

The director points at him with a roll of paper "yes like that! You sir spoke like a hero!" Naruto says "well more like a hero of chaotic if anything" he crosses his arms, they nod and then Naruto turns. Then holds up his hand for people to stop and they see why.

They see a group of armor and leading them is a man that seems to be more ninja-like, as he says "greeting and welcome to the land of snow and I hope you are enjoying your stay because you are not leaving here ever again" he brings up kunai knives.

Naruto just stares and then the Kunai knives are thrown but Naruto raises his hand and a shield appears. The knives hit the shields and are turned to dust shocking the enemies.

"How?!" said the snow ninja as Naruto says "is that the best you got?" then he notices something on the guy's chest as he is wearing a device on his chest, Naruto thinks 'mm that's something to worry cause I don't know what it does'

He charges at Naruto who catches the fist and stops it and he can't move his fist at all, Naruto says "wrong move to make"

Naruto then grabs his head and reads his mind then he slams his hand into the yin-yang symbol as the guy "w-what you done! You destroyed my chakra barrier!"

"Oh, that's what it was? I thought it was your communication device" said Naruto as he brushes off the pieces from his forehead, Naruto then smirks and snaps his fingers and the man starts to change into something else.

Naruto asks as he looks back "you better be filming this cause" he shows "this will be a fun one" he has turned the armored foes into many things as Naruto starts to snap his fingers more and funny things happen to them as hell one is turned into a monkey then jade dragon statue.

And more, they are all turning into different things then they are turned into snowmen and stay that way. Naruto turns to the group "Shall we?" and they head out. As the cameraman says "got it!" He gives Naruto a thumbs up. Naruto says "good" as he follows.

Later into the night

Naruto and others are staying at an old and abandoned cabin when Naruto hears "I have returned Master Naruto"

Naruto says "Report." Nemu tells him what she has learned and the plan of the madman, "I see he needs the key to activate this 'super weapon' that his late brother created. Well if I remember right in the history books, the late Daimyo wasn't a man of violence, so it does not make sense what this Doto is claiming it to be"

Nemu nods and then Naruto says "It must be a weapon against this weather." he looks around and sees all the snow, "or maybe it's not a weapon at all…I think the madman wanted power and take over the world has made him delusional that his own brother would make a weapon"

Nemu nods as she moves in closer to him until she is closed enough and places her head on Naruto's shoulder, Naruto chuckles and then says "Well this will be over soon."

The next day

They keep moving then they hear a train, Naruto says "oh look a train" as the others look down and realize they're walking on train rails.

They move but Naruto stands there and stares at the train then smirks and makes himself so dense and when the train hits it starts to crumble into itself.

And everyone is surprised as their see this as it is purely insane, while the cameraman is filming it all and after the train stops moving Naruto walks out and walks in front of the crew people are moaning and groaning hurts as a man, who is Doto shouts "what the hell was that!"

Naruto says in a cheerful voice "hello, I'm what you hit and broke your train!" Doto growls as an Airship arrives but it turns into a bird, well more like a chicken, "what?!" Dota doesn't understand what's going on.

Naruto is laughing and so is everyone else, even Koyuki. Naruto says "looks like it's raining chickens!" as chickens are landing on the ground and begin wandering around.

Naruto says "Well you have one thing I want. You can tell me where the device you want to be activated is or else I will turn you into an ice sculpture." Doto says "there's no way I will do such a thing you say!" As soon as he said that, he felt something off with his right arm, he looked and saw. It was slowly turning into Ice.

"So you better pick your favorite pose or else start talking." said Naruto as he waving his fingers as Doto is angrier and he shouts "you fucking bastard!" he charges at Naruto and Naruto says "sigh, always picking the hard way" as he snaps his fingers and soon enough.

The ice starts to speed up and is covering his arm quickly then it moves to his legs and then to the other arm "I say you have about ten minutes left. So you can start talking or I will get the info another way." Doto says "N-never!" Naruto sighs as he says "alright then enjoy your life as an Ice sculpture." The ice is crawling up and is at his neck and then it moves to his face and it freezes in a scream as he is frozen solid.

Naruto then says "Nemu get the info from one of his generals" Nemu points at the people that are still getting out of the broken trains "they're all in there, Master Naruto, I know cause there's only one"

Naruto says "Nemu I did say get the info of the location not point to where they are you, silly girl. For that, I think that you don't want a reward."

Nemu says "n-no please don't be mean!" Then she goes to do her task and grabs one of the generals, the leader of them Nadare Roga and she puts him in front of Naruto. Then Naruto smirks, then grabs his head and gets all the info.

Naruto then smirks and says "I found the location of the device."

Naruto says "that's a good Nemu, now come here" Nemu smiles and heads over to her master, once she is standing before Naruto, Naruto gives Nemu a kiss on the cheek.

Nemu blushes and smiles as she is happy as she doing a bit of a happy dance, Naruto smiles as he shakes his head "come on, we heading over to the place"

They head that way then when they get to the mountain Naruto looks and finds a path and heads up it.

They keep climbing and Naruto even makes it a bit easier.

After some time, they appear in a cave where an unknown machine sits and Naruto walks over to it. He examines it. As he says "yup… it's a giant heater"

Koyuki blinks along with everyone else and then Naruto sees a slot for something as he says "the necklace"

Koyuki then looks at the necklace around her neck and she knows it is this necklace, Naruto removes the chain part and uses the crystal as a key.

Then it turns on and they feel warmer as the snow and ice begin melting and breaking away. Naruto says "Spring has finally come to the land."

Time skip a few days later

Naruto is gearing up to leave when a letter is given to him, Naruto says "mmm read this for me Nemu, I need to get ready" he hands it to Nemu and she opens it and reads it out loud "Dear Naruto. Thank you for reminding me of what truly is important and for helping me back home while removing the dark memories. If you are ever in spring then I will show you my version of royal hospitality. From Koyuki Daimyo of Spring"

Nemu then says "There is a picture, Naruto-sama." Naruto looks and sees Koyuki in a sexy pose on her bed showing she is naked and with a look of love in her eyes with her blanket covering her nipples and nether regions.

Naruto chuckles and says "It seems there are now Five princesses messaging me and sending me sexy pictures." then Nemu asks "should I do the same?"

Naruto says "Nemu if I ask you to strip you would do it in a heartbeat and really I see you every day but the princesses I don't see every day. Also put your clothes back on Nemu." he turns to her and sees Nemu already has her top off with her wearing a black bra with a small pink ribbon.

Nemu is pouting at this and Naruto says "Nemu. please put your clothes back on" Nemu says "ok" she does so, and Naruto says "good" he gives her a pat.

Nemu blushes then they board the Airship to head back to Konoha.

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D:*sleeping.*

*Dealt is then hit into the air and lands in the massive frying pan and starts to cook.* D:*still sleeping.*

P: GET THE FUCK UP.

D:*wakes up* what? *rubbing eyes*

*blaze then increases the fire strength* D: what's cooking? *not noticing that he is being cooked.*

P: You dummy *dealt is eating an onion.*

P: Would you like to do the closer?

D:*muching* sure, *swallows* Alright, with the land of snow now spring-free, Naruto is on his way back, what will happen next? Will nemu do anything that Naruto to a whole new level? Let's find out next time, leave a review of your thoughts, follow blaze here for upcoming stories, one shoot, and other things, and guest flames will….mm throw into the void *points at the void.*

P: yup.

Dealt: laters!