Author's Notes: Welcome to another random-ass oneshot we wrote outta nowhere! XD
AdV: Soooo… we shat this one in, like, a couple short hours? We were originally going to have a lewd oneshot of Raiden Shogun's sexy, foxy familiar~! Because Kyuubi-babe is hawt!
Jean was gonna be a character in it… And I've instantly fallen for her~!
I might actually go play Genshin just because of Jean (and Noelle). Hell, I have half a mind to buy an account that has Jean xD. Unorthodox blue eyes blond haired military babe? Yas pleaz―!
We liked this oneshot so much we decided to publish it quickly… and started work on a second chapter xD.
DMS: Y'all can thank me for corrupting him. XD
That being said, we are planning on this story as a whole being three chapters long, so… not a oneshot, but it started off as one and kinda spiralled. Not as badly as ADR, though… thankfully, lol.
AdV: I mean, I've known GI was Waifu Collection Simulator… but yes. He's to blame.
Nothing can possibly rival the spiral that is ADR. It was meant to be a short about a loli ANBU! We now have a plot that stretches over 20 years and two Great Ninja Wars… and several smaller ones… Wtf?!
Disclaimer: Neither I nor AdVictoriam Custodes claim ownership of Naruto nor Genshin Impact. This is but a silly fanfic written for shits and giggles.
Naughty Knight-Commander
Chapter One: Naughty Knight-Commander
Acting Grandmaster of the Knights of Favonius, Jean Gunnhildr, sighed in annoyance as she sat behind her wide and sturdy oaken desk, buried behind three massive stacks of paperwork and parchment that needed to be done before duskfall.
And yet, the bureaucratic mess was not the source of her woes…
Not even two days ago, the fiasco with Stormterror had finally blown over and things were looking up.
Truth be told, she should be quite happy. But right now…
She gave the blue-haired man standing before her, frowning deeply in concern, a flat look. His remaining eye locked onto her as he spoke, but to Jean his voice currently was like a bleating sheep; annoying. "All I'm saying is that we should be far more cautious about this man," he said with a pursed frown. "Despite everything, we still know almost nothing about him."
And if there was anything that got Kaeya on edge, it was a lack of intel. (1)
Once again, Jean sighed, closing her eyes before looking up at the Cavalry Commander, their resident spymaster by a different name, with a look that spoke volumes of her current interest in the topic.
She understood his concerns, truly, but he was just being paranoid.
"If that is all you have to say, I would ask that you put your worries at ease for now."
"B-but Grandmaster―"
"He's a good man, rest assured," she told him, her tone leaving no room for argument. "I did fight Stormterror alongside him, after all. I would know."
"That doesn't mean―''
"Sometimes, the only way to measure someone's heart is to either fight them, or fight beside them." Here, she smiled, a thing of angelic beauty that besotted many a squire in their ranks, "Varka taught me that long ago, back when I was still a novice."
The man looked close to scoffing in ridicule at her words. He kept it in, knowing better, but Jean could tell.
"If there's anyone you should be worried about, it's Diluc," she said. "He was helpful, too, and I'm grateful for that, but his motivations and attitude are cause for concern."
"Well and truly ahead of you on that one," Kaeya assured. "But Naruto is…"
He trailed off, faltering slightly at Jean's gaze.
"Naruto is a hero and more than worthy of my trust," she said. "I understand your concerns, I just don't agree with you in his case."
"Just because you've been charmed by him does not mean―'' As the man began to rant about the woes and dangers of such spontaneous romance for someone of her station, he failed to notice Jean's twitching state… or her beetroot complexion as she stared back at him with a tumultuous expression.
Truly, he was lucky she was as composed as she was, or else he might've found a paperweight in place of his nose by now.
In the meantime…
One Uzumaki Naruto couldn't help but be intimidated by the sheer size of the stack of books. Of course, they weren't his to read, but still! This young woman was nothing if not an overachiever.
The woman ― a girl really ― in question was dressed like a maid, but with matching armor over her uniform that failed to look out of place no matter how hard he tried, her claymore propped up against the table in its scabbard while she made sure everything she needed was here.
"First date, some guides on courtship, advice on good gifts," Noelle listed, that last one making Naruto wince.
They were here in the first place, because he'd given her bad advice on the matter.
Spending time with this girl he was, oddly enough, reminded of Sai. The Root member had been so bad a socializing, even Naruto could dance circles around him. And he was the social outcast of the village!
Dear Noelle definitely gave him similar vibes right now… not nearly as weird, but certainly a waddling duck when it came to human interaction.
"And… oh, my!" Noelle gasped, her cheeks flushing when she picked up another book. "W-well, I do suppose that would be part of romance," she muttered.
Naruto glanced at what she was holding… and blanched for a moment. The title - and the bookcover! ― was very reminiscent of the Icha Icha series.
One could say, too reminiscent.
"I'll… file that away for later… usage," the maid muttered suspiciously, and her cheeks grew warmer still.
…And Naruto had a feeling a pure, innocent flower just got bathed in tar. And it didn't help that her armor's rose motif made him imagine that species specifically.
"Right," Noelle squeaked awkwardly, "I do believe that's everything."
…He should say something. He really, really should.
He didn't. He couldn't.
"Now, where to begin…"
Deciding she needed some time to herself after her… conversation with Kaeya, Jean entered the Knights of Favonius library in search of a good read to take her mind off things. As one of the largest libraries in the kingdome, hell, on the continent, it contained all manner of literature.
And when she passed by, she noticed Naruto out the corner of her eye… and she smiled.
Then she didn't.
Because he was not alone.
Her posture stiffened as she saw that he was with Noelle… his hand on her shoulder, as they chatted.
Noelle of all people…
A girl who liked to clean just to clean… as a fucking passtime. A good cook, a very selfless and approachable young woman in general… precious as a cookie, and very eager to help others, to prove herself… The more she thought about it, the more a little voice in the back of her mind started screaming that this female was a threat.
A massive one. (2)
She ignored those thoughts at first, but then, they just had to speak.
"Now, where to begin…" Noelle mused aloud.
"Best place to start is the beginning, I guess," Naruto muttered. "Can't have a first date if you don't even know how to approach someone in the first place. I would know."
Red flag! Red flag!
Jean immediately spun on her heels and… approached them.
"Oh, hello," she greeted, flashing Naruto a friendly smile as she caught his attention. "What're you two up to?"
Yes, that's right, he should look at her. Not this other woman. Not any other woman!
Jean did not know where these thoughts came from, but her heart had no intent on conflicting them.
"Oh, hi, Jean!" Naruto replied, smiling back, making her heart flip and throb inside her chest, warmth spreading outwards… and southwards. She idly rubbed her thighs together. "Long story, but, well… someone approached Noelle for advice on a gift to give her boyfriend and… I goofed."
"It's not your fault," Noelle grumbled with a cute, little pout that made one wanna coo over her displeased expression. "Neither of us knew what we were doing."
Naruto chuckled at that, before returning his attention to Jean. "So, yeah, Noelle being… Noelle, she decided to make sure that never happens again."
Though he only met her somewhat recently, Naruto was quick to catch wind of the aspiring knight's reputation.
And then he'd meet her face to face.
Safe to say, she left an impression. Other than the bare minimum required not to live in a pigsty and taking care of his plants, Naruto hated housekeeping. But this girl was an overachiever in every conceivable way… and he found it rather charming in all honesty. As someone who had to bleed for every bit of skill and strength he had, he knew there was no such thing as 'working too hard'... until he met her.
He looked back up the Jean, the pretty blonde knight, and laughed sheepishly,
"I'm just here to make sure she doesn't overdo it, though."
Upon hearing that, a dark voice in the back of his head decided to share its thoughts on the matter. "Pot, meet kettle…" (3)
Naruto let loose another sheepish chuckle. He knew full well that he was in no position to be speaking of self-restraint, but still! Noelle managed to make even him worry for her health! And if that wasn't an accomplishment…
The voice scoffed and went silent once more, retreating to its dark chambers.
Jean wore an amiable expression as she regarded Noelle… that did an amazing job at concealing just how… bothered she was by their closeness. She had never thought of herself as the petty jealous type… but then again, she'd never fallen for a man before either.
Not like this. The crush she once had on Grandmaster Varka was nothing in comparison!
Naruto was a good man. A strong, honorable, somewhat goofy man… He was a bit of a dunce at times, but charmingly so… and he was going to be hers.
Jean was nothing if not committed once she set her sights on something. She wouldn't be the acting Grandmaster at her age otherwise.
Taking hold of his hand in a bold move that surprised even herself, she smiled down at the young platinum blonde. "If it's not too abrupt, I need to borrow him for a moment. I do believe you can research this matter on your own, yes?"
Mayhaps it was time she revealed to him just how… fervently, she felt about him.
She'd fallen heads over heels…
Noelle smiled at her, completely none the wiser to Jean's intentions. "I have all the material I require, Grandmaster."
"Good good," Jean replied with a smile of her own, a touch of victorious smirk in there. "I'll be in my office, then. Let Kaeya know if you need anything."
"By your words."
As he was dragged out of the library and down the stone hallways ― coincidentally, away from her aforementioned office ― Naruto couldn't help but question his newest 'captor'.
And if he was feeling a bit rosy due to their handholding, well, that was just the weather! Blasted humidity.
So what if she was a pretty woman! That he absolutely did not have a crush on after seeing her fight and spending time with afterwards and spending long evenings talking with.
Nope― no sireeee…
"Um, hey Jean, whad'ya need me for?"
"I'm taking you home."
Say what now?!
Naruto… had no idea when almost all of their clothes had come off.
Must've been somewhere between her unlocking the door, kissing him like a woman possessed and them passing into her bedroom, his hands digging into her ass.
Thus, there they were, with him only in his froggy underpants, lying on the bed and with Jean wearing her white bodice and the garters she apparently wore under her extremely form-fitting white pants… and nothing else, sitting atop of him and kissing him for all she was worth. (4)
Everything else had been shed, including the sheer panties she would otherwise have on, leaving her dripping sex completely exposed in preparation for the main event.
Their hands… Jean couldn't keep hers off of him, nor could Naruto keep his off her, almost like a blind man trying to get a perfect picture of the item he was holding; nay, caressing, feeling up, fondling.
One moment he was holding her hips, next he was caressing her back, then he was fondling her ass, before hugging her closer. His fingers pinched her niples, teased her skin, cupped her breasts, scratched at her neck and oh so much more.
Idle hands, his were not.
Meanwhile she was trying to tug his underwear off with one hand, while the other was firmly planted on his cheek as she kissed him possessively.
And then, when he was set free, she looked down… and a fire ignited in her eyes.
A thick, meaty cock throbbed in anticipiation.
There was no escape. She pinned Naruto down and straddled him, looking down at him a wide-eyed hunger that left him… happily intimidated for lack of a better way to put it.
But Naruto, despite how aroused he was, was a good man first and foremost.
"W-wait―!"
She did wait, pausing in her intention to lube his meat with her leaking nether folds, looking at him with confused bedroom eyes.
"What brought this on, I mean-mpphp!"
Pulling back from the kiss she's forced upon him, she stared him in the eyes.
"You talk too much." she declared firmly, the heat inside her blooming into a raging fire of desire as she ground her moist-almost weepy― lips against his length, "As for why― I fell for you a while ago."
Naruto was floored.
"You are just too dense to realize. So I'm taking matters into my own hands before some other woman snags you."
…well, she had him there.
Jean took a deep breath and tried to compose herself. And failed. The sheepish look he gave her was as charming as ever. It made her cheeks flush for reasons beside the arousing throb nestled against her asscrack, vigorous and hard and so thick.
And so, without another word, she guided his shaft to her entrance, cheeks burning with far more lustful intentions than a moment ago. This was going to be her first time. Despite her best efforts at a younger age, being a bombshell since her blooming, with needs like anyone else, Jean never found a man until she met Naruto.
And now, mere weeks after meeting him, not even a full season, she was about to do this.
And she didn't hesitate.
Jean let loose a deep, whorish moan as she sank down upon him, her lips spreading in an almost painful manner… but because of her high tolerance, such pain also came with pleasure. Throwing her head back when the tip of his cock throbbed inside her, she let a lewd gasp, full of passion and need.
The blonde couldn't believe she was capable of making such sexual noises, but she did… and Naruto clearly appreciated it, if his hungry eyes and incessant throbbing were any indication.
The pace was torturously slow, her body oh so sluggish in yielding to its manly invader, making it work laboriously for every fraction of a fraction of an inch, his length far to thick to simply slide in even with her generous lubrication.
He was just so… big! She had no business trying to take on someone of this size as her first! Scrambling to reach for the little gemstone she kept around her neck, Jean whispered a few choice words.
It glowed and she shuddered pleasantly before…
Naruto went utterly cross-eyed, hip bucking upwards in sheer instinctive reacton to plant his seed when his shaft was suddenly enveloped from tip to crotch in a moist, warm, and oh so darn tight embrace; his head pushing past another firm, yet yielding barrier, bottoming out against extra soft and suple flesh.
Jean whimpered, the stone glowed again, and she sighed in relief before placing it aside with her clothes.
Then she just stood there and… basked in the feeling of being filled to the brim, her fingers scratching at her navel where a noticeable bulge bloated her stomach.
Never before in her life had she felt such a sensation…
She wanted more of it!
"W-whazzat…'' Naruto panted, finding himself facing an onslaught of instincts… instincts that would have him having his way with the woman so hard, it would be naught but rape. So he held himself back, his fingers digging into his palms, even as it took every sliver of his considerable willpower.
"Healing spell," Jean croaked, groaning when his cock continued to twitch angrily inside her. "I… lack the patience to do this slowly." She whimpered needily, moaning as his tip scraped against the walls of her most holy chambers when she moved even slightly, and ground her hips back and forth, enjoying the friction along her entire reproductive channel, "And you're just too big for any virgin to even try and… contain."
Jean flinched as she felt him throb inside her, his cock actually growing fatter.
The sheer pleasure she felt was… shocking.
So this was… sex? It was pleasant… right. The heat inside her belly was singing for more, the coil writhing there pulsing wantonly…
…She wanted ― nay; she needed more of it.
She had a taste; now she would feast!
Naruto was in no better mindset. Upon hearing that word, Naruto's instincts kicked in and they kicked in hard.
Here he was, with a hot, willing woman above him; a woman he respected and admired, and desired just as much after only a short while, his balls aching and his need to mate stronger than ever… Why not give in?
And when she told him that she was a virgin…
Jean yelped when she felt Naruto pull her down, stealing her breath away in a heated liplock that had their tongues wriggling against each other within short order.
She melted immediately and womanly instinct kicked in. In perfect unison, the two of them started to move, meeting each other halfway as Naruto thrusted and Jean descended, cock goring in and out as hip met hip and thighs clapped against scrotum, producing the lewdest noise her chambers had even born witness to.
The blonde threw her head back and let loose another whorish moan, sitting up and riding her man with not a care in the world, no remorse or shame for anyone who might overhear their vivid activities.
Naruto was more than happy to go along, his hands on her hips as he kept pace without skipping a beat, fucking her and allowing her to fuck herself on his cock.
And soon enough…
Jean's eyes went wide when she felt the warm heat flooding her loins, spurt after spurt embedding themselves in her deepest depths while Naruto let loose a primal groan, his hands holding her hips down and his hips ― his oversized cock too ― pressing upwards.
Realization set in immediately.
Did they really just do that?! Was it a safe day?! Did she… care?
The blonde looked down at Naruto, who gurgled at the sensation of her tightening around his shaft, ensuring she couldn't be pulled off even as he continued to climax, milking him for more and more semen… And she smiled.
"No… I don't," she said, drawing a confused look from her stud. "I don't care one bit."
The confusion melted when she pulled him up for another lip searing kiss… that had his length throbbing inside her once more as his climax ended, remaining firm and hard and oh so hot. Oh― he was quick to recharge, it seemed.
She approved!
And in short order, the two of them were at it again, with Jean joining Naruto in nirvana the second time around… and the third and the forth…
Eventually, they both lost track.
The next day, Jean was roused by a pleasant aroma as her lover entered her bedchambers, carrying a tray with breakfast and tea. Jean pushed upwards with one hand and rubbed the sleep out of her eyes with the other… doing so, allowing the sex-stained covers to slide off her form, revealing that her neck, collarbone and bare breasts were all covered in lovebites and hickeys and… dried stains of their activities.
She had, in turn, scratched at his back aplenty in the throes of their late night passions… for they hadn't stopped fucking the entirety of their afternoon and late on into the night.
Turns out that they were both somewhat… territorial when it came to their lover.
She approved.
"Didn't know you could cook," Jean commented, eyes roaming over his half-naked body, admirring his physique. Lean, full of corded muscles that failed to betray his physical might, he was a specimen she was sure many a woman would drool over had they any incline into how he appeared beneath those baggy clothes of his.
"Can't cook much," Naruto admitted with a smile, coming to a stop at the foot of the bed. "But, I did learn a thing or two by being a ninja." Then, noticing how her eyes roamed over his torso, he quipped. (5)
"My eyes are up here."
Her gaze remained stuck on his groin.
"It is not your eyes I am interested in right now."
He chuckled, and put the tray down beside her, "Eat up. I bet you're hungry after all that."
"Mhmmm." She nodded, bitting her lip as her eyes remained on him, "I am hungry, quite so." She tilted her head, and looked up into his eyes, her gazed filled with passion, love and most of all, lust.
"But I have a different meal in mind~"
And she wasted no time in getting it.
A bulge formed in his trousers the instant her hands made contact and Naruto's smile widened. Jean leaned forward, fingers hooking at the waist of his pants, and tugged them down decisively.
The beast was unleashed once more, landing across her flushed face, practically smacking her over the head. Jean breathed in his musk and tilted back… and a hand was planted on Jean's head as her lips enveloped his lower head, parting greatly to allow his meaty monolith entrance into her gob.
The blonde Grandmaster suckled on the tip, her adventurous tongue teasing at his slit, pushing and prodding at it, making him hiss. Her hands came up and wrapped around as much of the rest as they could, even if they couldn't truly envelope his lengths.
Nudging her head forward, she sucked and slurped and slobbered over the head, occasionally pulling back to allow her hands to gather and coat his length in her saliva. Her hands jacked him off, providing additional pleasure.
His groans of pleasure were like music to her ears, her eyes never leaving his face as she slowly worked her way down his length, now a full quarter wrapped up cozily inside her mouth even as it hit the back of her throat.
She involuntarily flinched and gagged, quite unused to the sensation.
But, she recovered quickly, forcing down her reflexes. She sucked and slurped and made obscene noises, and soon enough she was happily gulping down his incoming load, paying close attention to his pleasured expression all the while.
And something about the sight of her doing so made Naruto want to pin the blonde down and mate with her on the spot until his balls felt hollow and aching.
Especially with her expression being so lewd…
It reminded him of a conversation he had with Pervy Sage… though to call it one was generous in hindsight. The dirty old man once told Naruto that if he ever found a girl who swallows, chase her down and keep her.
It of course ended with Naruto calling him a pervert and the usual shenanigans, but now… Naruto was beginning to understand just how wise he was.
And from what they'd done last night… he had little doubt she'd not only swallow everything, but likely try to milk and suck out more than he could provide…
Sometime later, Jean was nibbling away at her (third) breakfast in bed while cuddling with Naruto.
"I still cannot believe some of the things I did last night," she muttered, her cheeks flushing. Or this morning for that matter… To think she of all people would suck someone off…
"It was hot." Was Naruto's smart response, making her flush and slap his shoulder. But then she saw his grin and knew he was messing with her.
Her face only turned redder as Jean's smile widened. "Flatterer," she chuckled, averting her gaze. "Still though… I never dreamed that I was capable of being so… lewd. I suppose my feelings for you just… awakened something in me."
Naruto felt a tinge of guilt upon hearing that, but hid it well. "Now you're the one flattering me," he jabbed in good nature, drawing out a giggle. "Can't help but wonder what you see in me, though."
Her eyes widened in shock… and proceeded to narrow upon him, with her expression becoming stern.
"Naruto. You are a good man." She laid her palm on his chest, closing her eyes as she listened to his heartbeat… and felt pleased when it sped up at her touch. "You are strong, noble of heart, willing to risk your life for strangers and innocents. You have helped me and mine defend our home when you're but a stranger to these lands." (6)
Naruto listened to her words and felt himself blush, one finger coming up to scratch at his whiskers.
"Beyond that, I see you helping people all the time… and you seldom need more reason than that they need it."
"You, uh, you've been spying on me?"
"You have stolen my heart." She deadpanned, "I have kept an eye on you."
Naruto let out a short guffaw.
"Man, I'm gonna blush―''
"You are blushing."
''-blush harder." He corrected, a wide smile on his face as he hugged her, "You know, no girl ever gave me the time of day. And then, here you are, pouring your heart out to me. It makes me very happy."
Jean frowned at that. "...Then why do you want to go back?" They had initially thought he was from Inuzuma, but his abilities were just too odd.
He didn't hide his origins upon questioning.
Not that she'd made a habit of sharing their conversations. She kept what he said to herself…
''...because it's my home?"
"You can have a home here." She noted, and then pushed on when he didn't seem to be listening. "With me."
She felt him tense for a moment.
"That… sounds nice," he admitted.
Jean smiled at that and buried her face in his chest. "I would hope so," she cooed, half-teasingly.
She had no doubt that he'd need more convincing, but for now, she clearly made some progress in doing so… and she fully intended to make it happen…
DMS Notes and Trivia:
1: I find this easy to picture with Kaeya. Might be overdoing it as I don't pay much attention to the husbandos, but him being wary of Naruto makes sense because he's a ninja whose capabilities are very different from what we see in Genshin.
Even if we're talking twelve-year-old, fresh outta the academy Naruto, a twelve-year-old with a knife is still a twelve-year-old with a knife… and the ability to spawn countless copies of himself. Knife included. That suddenly starts getting kinda scary, so, yeah… Kaeya's not to blame, here, lol.
2: Noelle is my main and my first Genshin waifu. And I can assure you that yes. She is a massive threat to any woman who wants the same guy. XD Everything about her makes caveman brain go "OOK! OOK!" in all of the right ways!
AdV: We should probably finish that one-shot/short story we have with Noelle, too…
3: Yeah, these two are made for each other. XD Rest assured that at least one story where Naruto ends up with Noelle is on the way.
AdV: Case in point xD. We'll probably do it after the next round of updates for VO, SLD and ADR.
4: Well, that escalated quickly. XD
I can't help but Imagine Jean being like this, though. She wants something, she gon' get it, come hell or high water. She's surely the Acting Grandmaster for a reason, after all… and has a habit of overworking herself to such an extent that the other Knights were worried about her.
AdV: Cavewoman want, cavewoman get. xD
5: I mean… not canon, but realistically, he'd learn a thing or two over the course of his career.
6: Yeah, he would definitely be very popular with the ladies in any isekai because of his personality. I mean, sure, Naruto's a bit of a doofus, but the ladies love confidence and selflessness.
AdV: I mean, how many girls does he accidentally make fall for him in the extra material? Movies, fillers, games…
Parting Notes: And done!
…
For now. XD This was a lovely breath of fresh air, not gonna lie.
As such, the readers of Snake-Lady's Daughter and Vulpine Overlord can all rest assured that updates are nigh. And of course, the same holds true for A Different Road.
Until then, eh? =3