Telephone Conversation
Ring. Ring.
Plucky: H-hello?
Shirley: Plucky! Like, where were you?! I tried calling you twice already. You, like, aren't going to believe what Babs just told me.
Plucky: S-sorry…I couldn't g-get to the p-phone.
Shirley: Are you, like, okay? You sound really frightened or something?
Plucky: Sure…I-it's just been a real freak show here tonight. I think some guy tried to break into my house.
Shirley: Oh my God! Really! Are you okay?!
Plucky: Yeah, I'm fine. He's gone now anyway. I think he might have been sick or something.
Shirley: You called the police, right?
Plucky: Of course I called the cops on his ass! What do you think?
Shirley: (sighs) I was just worried you might do something stupid.
Plucky: Nope, your man takes care of business, sweetheart.
Shirley: Don't call me that! We're not even, like, technically going out!
Plucky: Right…so…what was that thing you were going to tell me?
Shirley: What…oh, right. You know Calamity Coyote, right?
Plucky: That dork? Yeah, I know him, and if you're going to tell me how he made the chemistry lab explode today, I've already heard this story.
Shirley: No, it's not about that! I found out that Calamity is a girl!
Plucky: What?!
Shirley: You heard me. He is a girl.
Plucky: No way!
Shirley: Way!
Plucky: How'd you know?
Shirley: I found out from Babs.
Plucky: How'd she find out?!
Shirley: From Buster.
Plucky: What?! He told both of you and didn't tell me! I'm going to talk to that rabbit tomorrow and get to the bottom of this!
Shirley: Plucky…
Dial Tone.