Disclaimer: Azumanga Daioh doesn't belong to me. It belongs to Michael Jackson and George W. Bush…
Wait, that's the wrong disclaimer card.
*throws away* *cough*
Azumanga Daioh solely belongs to it's original creator, Kiyohiko Azuma.
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Condominium
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It was a relatively quiet morning, as the clock showed that it was the middle of lunch break. 'Too quiet.' The thought ran through Ikuto's mind as he sat at his desk in the staff room, sipping tea.
As if God has a very twisted sense of humor, the door slammed open and the wildcat known as Tomo Takino scanned the room and grinned as soon she saw the child teacher, walking towards his desk and stopped a few inches away.
"Sensei?"
Looking behind, he saw the infamous student and began to ask carefully. He knew from previous incidents that this was one to be careful with, as if she's a ticking time bomb.
'Heck, she IS a ticking time bomb.' He thought.
"Yes? What is it, Tomo?"
She replied instantly.
"Sensei, what's a condom?"
The stunned teacher spitted out his green tea as most spattered on the white wall in front of him, some flying out the window.
"W-why ask me this? Why not Yukari or Nyamo?" Wiping the tea from his face, he stuttered as his face turned crimson red.
The wildcat shrugged.
"Well, Yukari didn't tell me any details but she said that some condoms are rented out to people…"
Ikuto's face turned pink as she continued.
"…several people share them together…"
His face turned white.
"…or they would use it alone."
His jaw dropped as soon she finished her sentence.
Tomo looked at the teacher, expecting an answer.
"Sensei, surely you have some experience with it? You did live in America…"
She trailed off as his back hit the wall.
"Yukari-sensei said having one is a pleasant experience and as soon as I move out of my house, I'll get one of my own." She said as she pumped her fist in the air.
"T-tomo. Why are you telling me this!?" Ikuto stuttered as his hands were flailing everywhere.
Tomo shrugged yet again.
"Well, when you came to Japan, didn't you live in one?"
He stopped panicking and his head turned around at a 90 degree angle, as if someone was cranking a lever to rotate it.
"Wait…what are you talking about?" Ikuto said as every syllable was emphasized. Tomo looked at him as if he was crazy.
"I'm talking about condoms! Condo! Those apartment thingies!" She smiled.
A few seconds later, in a fit of anger, Ikuto grabbed Tomo by the collar and threw her out of the staff room, screaming as her face hit the wall.
"GO TO HELL, YOU ANNOYING GIT!"With that, he slammed the door and went back towards his seat, fuming.
'I swear, she'll kill me at this rate…" He thought as he sighed, shook his head, and sipped from the tea cup, only to find…
"…there's no more tea…" With that, his head hit the desk in despair.
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Author's Note: Well, I guess we found out his #1 source of stress. XD
Sorry if it's somewhat short. My inspiration is'nt working well.
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