E-mail sent to Professor Wile E. Coyote early this morning.
Professor Coyote,
I sure you must have heard about me from the many ads I have put in the local newspaper as well as the several appearances I have make on the local news, all of which are centered around the current epidemic that has pledged our community. I have focused my attention and resources on combating this problem and helping local residences eliminate pets or animals that have been infected (I'm sure you already know that animals seem to be common carriers of the disease). You must also know about the small groups I have formed to respond to reports of infected animals and exterminate them. Well, you see, that's where my problem begins. Yesterday, I reported to a call about a violent dog with several other men. While I an always well armed, said dog bit me before I had a chance to kill it. None of the other men saw it happen and I do not wish to go to the hospital. I really must try to keep this out of the publics attention, I'm sure you understand. However, I have heard many troubling rumors about what could happen to people once they have been bitten. I have also heard that you are working with the hospital and the science department of the university to find a medical solution to this outbreak. I was hoping you could treat me privately, and maybe help me further understand this plague in order to fight it. Anything you could do will be very useful.
Sincerely,
Officer Walter R. R. Shrock