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grammars are incorrect...story is weird but I don't care...
I rewrote this chapter again. And just to let you understand this story. It's a little bit confusing but DMC3 Dante knew that Nero is the lead character in DMC4…..but DMC3 Dante does not know about the DMC4
storyline or anything. Whereas in this story Nero was sent on a mission to kill DMC3 Dante so that the DMC4 Dante will disappear in DMC4…..very confusing and lame but you'll understand later on.
"No come back Raynee!" The two young devils made a desperate grab for her.
"Come back to me! He's too old for you!!" They cried in unison.
"You two must be dumb in the head or something. Fighting over a woman." Nero chided.
"I wouldn't do such a thing…it is so embarrassing." (Then he thought of Kyrie)
Both Dante and Vergil stared at him, ready to shut him up.
The three broke into a fight. Dante's motive was to beat them both up to reach Raynee, while Nero's motive was only aimed at Dante.
The cursing, shoving, and pushing began.
It ended up with Dante and Nero strangling each other.
Vergil stood there with arms folded. (Too cool to fight)
He didn't want to join in the lame fight. (Vergil wants to look cool on front of his dad and Raynee)
Unfortunately to his surprise, Dante and Nero tackled him to the ground.
Sparda watched in satisfaction as the three were making fools of themselves.
"Look at them. Boys will be boys…now what do you say my dear Raynee…will you choose me or those amateurs?"
Raynee was going to run into the legendary knight's open arms when a slippery soap covered
Lady shot down the remains of the door and stormed into the room.
Flashback of what happened in the bathroom
"No need to pack any heat Lady…you both can share me. I knew you had some love for me in that little heart of yours—"
"Can it! Do you realize who she is? She's too perfect…no one can be that perfect."
"You're just jealous that I find her more attractive." "No listen to me and not your pants Dante." Lady pushed him farther until his back rested against the bathroom wall.
"It's not like that. I'm just trying to tell you that she is a MarySue."
"A what?" He seemed puzzled.
Lady sighed "You never heard of the term?"
Dante shook his head like some three year old.
~Sometimes Dante I swear you are so stupid~ Lady thought.
"A MarySue is a fictional fan girl created character that has a tragic past and is absolutely perfect to the author's view. They tend to fall in love with the male protagonists.—"
"Uh could you talk a little faster? I want to see her." Dante cut her off and tried to open the door.
She blocked his path.
"You must ask her to leave because if you don't there is going to be a lot of hectic things going on."
"Like what?" Dante made Lady move back a step. "Don't worry about me Lady…I'm a big boy. I can handle myself."
"Don't you get it? You're the target for destruction. She is going to ruin you."
"It's that bad huh?" Dante said.
Lady thought he was being an idiot. "Why are you holding that?" She asked pointing to the bottle of shampoo in his hand.
"Sorry Lady but a man has to move on." He shoved her into the tub, squeezed the entire content onto her and burned out her eyes.
End of scene…
Back to the irritated Lady
"How dare you lock me in the bathroom!" She hissed at Dante and saw two other men she did not recognize. "What the heck?" With red sore eyes, Lady stared in shock. She studied the three guys on the ground
and then at Sparda and the Mary Sue. A strange thought came over her. Four men and one Mary Sue?
"What is going on here? Am I missing something?" Her eyes stung from the soap. Dante had thrown her into the bath tub and pour the entire contents of shampoo and dish detergent all over her. He had locked
her in the dark and prance off to reunite with the Mary Sue. Lady was surprised to see that there were more people in the room. She stood there with Kalina Ann (her trusty weapon) in her slippery hands.
"Who are you two? More original characters made up by fan freaks?"
She looked directly at the purple man with the monocle and then at the Dante-look-alike-hand-infected-boy.
"He is Sparda, the legendary dark knight." Vergil said to her like she was retarded or something. "Our father."
"Oh that's right!" Dante pat Lady on the back. "I forgot, you have never seen my father before…well now you do." He smiled at the angry human. Lady fumed, she hated the twins and wanted to curse the purple devil for their birth into the world. Her thoughts were focused on Sparda. "Tell me why you are here. Didn't you perish a long time ago?" she asked him. Sparda answered her question. "I don't recall anything. I
guess it's because the author wanted me to be a part of this rendezvous and that's why I came crashing through the ceiling." His explanation made no difference to her.
Lady then whipped her gun at the Dante-wannabe (Nero).
"What about him?" she asked no one in particular.
"Shoot him…He's just a nobody." Dante replied with a smirk.
Nero growled, "Go blow yourself! I'm here because I need to kill you!"
"Kill me? Wait? I thought you wanted Raynee?" Dante replied.
"I have no time for such games. I must kill you!!!"
"Whoa chill out man what did I ever do to you?" Dante backed off with a sly smile.
Lady glared ice at Raynee. "This is all your fault you fake idiot. If it weren't for you, Dante and Vergil wouldn't have acted this way!"
.
"My fault?" Tears started to swell from her all too big and pretty purple eyes. "I didn't do anything…I just came out of a portal and ended up here."
"Don't cry Raynee!" All the three devils circled around her. Lady just looked on with more frustration. "Oh stop the crying or you'll ruin your make-up." Lady said to her. "Lady just shut up and leave my love alone."
Dante stood up and walk towards her.
"She's mine Dante so back off." The silent Vergil cut in. Nero just stared at the absurdity.
Sparda did the same.
"Stop fighting over me! I'm so sick of it!" Raynee broke all their arguments. She starts sobbing again. "Oh no…I'm going to have a flashback!" She cried. Raynee pressed her temples. "I need to sit down and relax."
The three men somehow carried her to a comfy chair. They sat around her and tried to comfort her. Lady was left cold but she didn't care. She made a big stride to the group. "What's wrong now?" she asked not
wanting to upset the marysue.
"Are you alright my dear?" Sparda patted Raynee's back. His twin sons and the future boy glared at him. "Yes, it was so sad." The marysue wiped away her tears. "My boyfriend once argued with a gang. A fight
broke out and they killed him."
"Your boyfriend was a gangster?" Dante asked.
"No, he was a secret agent who gave his eternal pledge of love and happiness to me." She drifted off again. "I use to cook dinner for him. But now…there is no one to cook for…" She starts bawling again. "That's
why I feel that I will never love again!"
"Dearest Raynee do not cry no more, for I, Vergil shall wipe away your tears and take you to the demon world to be my bride." Vergil offered.
Nero and Dante looked at each other. They both thought Vergil sounded too weird, romantic and dramatic. (Can you imagine Vergil being like that? Didn't think so.)
"Sorry to break it to you Bro but she's mine and I met her first." Dante continued.
Lady somehow just watched the three men fight over the marysue. She was appalled and quite shock that they were making fools of themselves. Mary Sues are such lovesick creatures. To Lady, they were the
scums of the earth…preying off on innocent game characters, novel heros, and anime people. They were like parasites. It was so sickening. She had to make things right. This was too queer and it bothers her to
see that she herself is turning into a canon and marysue as well. But what can she do to convince them when they have already been wrapped around the Mary Sue's finger.
She continued to study the four devils and blamed the marysue for their strange and abnormal behavior. She was most horrified by Vergil's sudden act of love towards the Mary Sue and Dante's competitiveness
over her. Sparda also seems to be taking his sweet time to wait and hit on her as well. Lady just couldn't stand this…it was unbearable that no one would listen to her. She also didn't know what to make of the
sling boy Nero, but it seems like no one was paying attention to him either. They did not even notice that she had left the room to go downstairs.
" Look come back another time…cuz I'm busy trying to get the girl newbie so why don't you just walk back to Devil May Cry 4." Dante mocked Nero.
"Hey you're just mad because I'm the main character and CapCom made you the bad guy." Nero replied quickly.
His words hit Dante's ego. "Hold on wait? I'm a bad guy?"
Nero smiled. "Damn right you are….and that's why I must kill you….to protect Fortuna." (And my love Kyrie)
Flashback of Nero in Fortuna (DMC4 timeline: Takes place after Dante attacks the Fortuna mass ceremony thingy and after Nero fights him)
(written in script form)
Nero: So his Holiness is dead then? That bastard! (Dante) He just came out of nowhere!
Credo: Nero, The Order has decided to put you on a mission to kill Dante
*Credo discussed the mission to Nero for five minutes*
Nero: Wait! Is that even possible?
Credo: Of course it is…don't be absurd
Nero: So you want me to go back in time to DMC 3 to kill Dante therefore preventing him from ever attacking Fortuna?
Credo: Affirmative
Nero: Well….how come we couldn't just capture him now and kill him?
Credo: Er….that's classified
Nero: Well that is stupid!
Credo: Nero! You do not question your superiors
Nero: Fine! *grumbles* Are you sure you want me to kill this Dante guy?
Credo: Yes….he is positively evil and will destroy our city….just look at what he did to His Holiness (Sanctus the old guy)
Nero: I got a strange feeling that Dante isn't the real bad guy here
Credo: Nero! You can't have an opinion on this! Your orders are to track him down, kill him and report back to headquarters!
Nero: Um….right *for some reason I think you're hiding something from me Credo*
Credo: We have calculated that Dante might be too strong in his DMC4 form, so you'll have to defeat him in his DMC3 form.
Nero: What do you mean 'we'? I don't remember ever discussing Dante's strength and I just fought the guy ten minutes ago….he wasn't that powerful.
Credo: Don't be cocky; Dante might be part super saiyan for all we know. Anyway, His Holiness and the superiors had concluded Dante's power and that's why we want you to do this mission.
Nero: But didn't His Holiness just died when Dante shot him point blank? We all witnessed the blood and the brain fluid all over the church.
Credo: *Oh crap….there goes my stupid rambles…why did I have to blurt it out? He's not suppose to know we're the bad guys.* Er….no I meant—
Nero: His Holiness is alive isn't he? *stares suspiciously at Credo*
Credo: That's classified and you're not suppose to ask me such questions….anyway, Agnus created a time machine to make you go back to the past and kill Dante
Nero: What? Isn't Agnus not supposed to appear until later on in DMC4?
(Agnus appears)
Agnus: We decided to cha-cha-cha-change the storyline up a bit.
Nero: What the heck * This guy is so ugly and crazy*
(Agnus unlocks the time portal)
Nero: (laughs) why the hell does this time portal look like a big ass Play Station 3?
(The time portal is a Play Station 3, but Agnus never notice it)
Agnus: It does? Well it's still a time portal to me….you don't know how much time I put into making this….come on hop in….we haven't g-g-g-got all da-da-day.
(Kyrie appears to say good bye)
Kyrie: Nero please be careful and come back safely
Nero: Er….yeah sure….duty calls (but what Nero really wanted to say was *Oh my precious Kyrie I will miss you every moment that we're apart! I don't want to leave!!*)
Kyrie: Good bye and good luck Nero…I'll be waiting for your return. You're our only hope.
Nero: Yeah bye *Oh Kyrie you make me so happy just by saying those words. I will gladly give my life up for you. We will elope when I return and runaway together where no one will find us.*
(Kyrie leaves and thought *Why do I get the feeling Nero has something more to say to me? He always act so cool, it's hard to tell if he cares or not.*)
Credo: Remember what happened in the game trailer….remember what Dante did to His Holiness and our knights. He must pay for his crimes!
Nero: What the hell? What game trailer? I don't even know what the heck you keep getting these things from?
Credo: *Damn it I keep forgetting that Nero doesn't know anything* Forget what I said. I'm joking
Nero: You never joke. Credo are you alright? The thought of you joking is scary.
Agnus: Oh look at the t-t-t-t-time! Enough talking, in you go boy!
Nero: No wait!
(Credo and Agnus both shoved him into the time portal. Nero was transported into the DMC3 world)
Agnus: Whew….enough stalling…now that he's g-g-g-gone….who will find the DMC4 Dante?
Credo: I have to report back to headquarters….so I don't have the time.
(Gloria mysteriously appears on front of the two men)
Gloria: I will find Dante
Credo: Are you sure? Can you guarantee his capture?
Gloria: I will bring him here, make him suffer, torture him until Nero comes back
Credo: Right of course….I do feel bad that we send Nero on a fool's errand.
(Gloria sexily walks away)
Agnus: I don't t-t-t-trust that Gloria….her tan looks f-f-f-f-fake.
Credo: Me too….besides…doesn't her lack of undergarments disturb you?
Agnus: Her wig looks fake too and her clothes look like they are gonna fall apart
Credo: Enough talking, let's go see his Holiness and tell him Nero is out of the way
End of how Nero came to DMC3
"So you're from the future and you're trying to kill my sons?" Sparda asked.
"Sons?" Nero looked from Dante to Vergil. "No, in fact I think I can change my mission." Nero replied. "I think I will kill you all."
TBC…..
Too short but oh well…..